#celestihell

It had taken an incredibly long time to get everything back in order once Lucifer was back in the cage and Crowley was back on top ruling Hell. Even now there were still some fuck ups with the souls and everything, which made Crowley more than a little bit angry.

Which was rather unfortunate for the stammering demon minion in front of him who had just told him about two hundred souls being lost due to ‘clerical errors’.

“See...” Crowley was pinching the bridge of his nose, trying not to laugh or scream or throw something across the room. “... see, you, you're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: "from bean to cup, you fuck up.”  

Crowley watched as the demon spluttered, before rolling his eyes and snapping his fingers, setting the stupid bastard on fire.