#caveing

I wouldnt get stuck in a cave crawl way with my body completely free except my ankle pinned by a 27 pound rock and launch a massive rescue involving the national guard and army corp of engineers and have to have a journalist and my brother crawl down to give me food for weeks until another rockslide caused by the snow melted by the people camping at the cave mouth cut off contact and die and and have crickets eat my face and then be put on display in a glass coffin until other cave owners steal my body and throw me off a cliff and noone ever recovers one of my legs