#cauthons

**softly screeches** fiiiiiiiiiiiic

do you know how long it’s been since i tried to crap out anything that remotely resembles creative writing DO YOU KNOW???//

@zeespazz replied to your post: “last day of gency week and i haven’t the foggiest of what i’m going to...”

genji's Journey game inspired skin *eyeballs emoji*

“this is about to get real cheesy in a hot minute (and she’ll never admit it, ‘cause, y’know, that’s natasha romanoff for you so you might as well hear it from me) but i feel like we saved more than each other’s asses that day--we saved ourselves too.”

is that you have to accept it as either reincarnation fic, an alternate history fic where our country is decidedly different because who the fuck led us to freedom/was our first president/treasury secretary/etc if they’re all alive now instead, or an alternate reality where the broadway hamilton characters are separate people from our actual white ass founding fathers.  who is on the ten dollar bill??? on the one dollar bill?? if alexander hamilton is a barista at starbucks, does he look at himself every time someone hands him a ten ?? does he wonder why the one dollar bill looks just like his father bother figure??? WHAT DID HE LEARN IN HISTORY CLASS. DID WE EVEN BEAT THE BRITISH IF WASHINGTON IS BORN 283 YEARS LATER. HOW WEIRD IS IT THAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS HAVE THE SAME NAMES AS HAMILTON AND HIS CREW.

please take a moment to appreciate this fucking incredible genuine leather trifold wallet i found at stein mart of all places 

somewhere out there, there is a person who felt that the world was missing something on their leather wallets, and that the missing piece was the cover of Captain America #107 (1968), which features bucky barnes crawling out of his grave to a hysterical steve rogers, while red skull shoots lasers in the background