#casting notice

Okay. So. I’m an actor, and I just came across a casting notice for a Manscaped ad. Should I:

A): Seriously apply so I can infiltrate their inner sanctum, learn all their secrets, and destroy them from within

B): Catfish the fuck out of them by sending in a headshot of a rugged-looking dude in his 30s and a cover letter about how much I love to shave my balls

C): Flood their inbox with nonsense until the listing gets flagged and taken down, thus preventing another horrible ad from breaching the gates of this hellsite

D): Just sincerely implore them to stop

Description: 'Annette' is the newest feature film by director Leos Carax (Holy Motors, The Lovers On The Bridge, Mauvais Sang), starring Marion Cotillard (La Vie En Rose, Inception, Rust and Bone) and Adam Driver (Star Wars, BlacKkKlansman, Girls). The soundtrack is provided by the legendary music band Sparks.

Synopsis: The film tells the story of a provocative stand-up comedian (Adam Driver) and his wife (Marillon Cotillard, a world-famous soprano. Their glamorous life takes an unexpected turn when their daughter Annette is born, a girl with a unique gift. 

WE ARE LOOKING FOR Profile 1: Singing leaders, with singing talent/experience (M/F, 16-80 yr.) Profile 2: Specials (including singing/miming extras) (M/F, 16-80 yr.) Profile 3: Non-singing extras (M/F, 16-80 yr.) Profile 4: Children (7-12 yr.)

INFORMATION Shooting date: Filming will take place between August 16, 2019 and September 28, 2019. In the registration form (see below), you will find an overview of the dates. Check what is possible for you. Filming location: Liège (Liège Opera), Brussels (KVS & Studio) and Bruges (Concertgebouw Brugge) Costume fitting: is made in consultation and will be initially only for the silhouettes/specials. Payment: Between €50 and €120 depending on your profile/day. Costume fitting: €20 (including travel expenses)

HOW TO REGISTER? We are looking for both SINGERS and NON-SINGERS (M/F, 16-80 years old, all ethnicities welcome). The film is spoken in English and is sung almost completely.

1. SINGING LEADERS (€120) & SINGING SPECIALS (€65) 

Interested? Click HERE to apply for the scenes WITH SINGING (scenes in group with Adam Driver) and follow the instructions on the registration form. Keep in mind that you will have to upload a short video of yourself in which you sing an up-tempo English pop song of your choice (if possible with an American accent - a video with a smartphone is fine).

19-20-21-22 August: Brussels (you must be available ALL four days)

13 September: location will follow later

17-18-19-20 September: Liège (you must be available ALL four days)

2. FIGURANTS (€50)

Are you rather interested in being cast in scenes WITHOUT SINGING click HERE and follow the instructions on the registration form.

16 August: Liège

26 August: Bruges

27/28/29 August: Bruges (you must be available ALL three days)

30 August: Bruges

4 September: Brussels

26-27 September: Brussels (you must be available BOTH days)

“Everyone should be young, beautiful with great bodies and can really get into the role. Models and Actors both should be submitted!

Women - 18 - 29 years (focus mostly on 18-22) Hot, Attractive, Great Bodies **Looking for Models and Talent with Unique and Awesome Facial Features Fun Personalities, Can Dance and Laugh and act like they are having a great time. **GREAT AT ACTING SCARED **GREAT AT SCREAMING *Must be OK to physically run *Willing to Kiss *Willing to Simulate Nudity/Sex (Mostly like Young People Making out etc.) *OK Blood Makeup/Prosthetic *OK Swim *OK Bathing Suit”

Best of all, she’s inexplicably a relationship with this irredeemable fuck:

CASTING CALL | STAGE PLAY | PRESUMPTIONS

PRESUMPTIONS Christian Community Entertainment is having auditions for the Stage Play PRESUMPTIONS. Saturday March 24th, 2018 at Metropolitan Missionary Baptist Church 2815 Sutherland Ave. 46205 from 10:00AM – 5:00PM. We require commitment, dedication and desire but no experience necessary. Adults male and female from 18 years and older bring PHOTO ID, HEAD SHOT and RESUME.

CONTACT: KIM…

(via A New Casting Notice for Game of Thrones Season 8, and Jason Momoa Visits Belfast! | Watchers on the Wall | A Game of Thrones Community for Breaking News, Casting, and Commentary)

Casting notice for a “sad-eyed young girl,” with neutral southern accent, IOW, appearing somewhere in Westeros that isn’t the North. “One excellent scene with a leading cast member.”