#carnell

Carnell 🔥😍

3: "How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)"

Carnell is blessed with the ability to conk out pretty much immediately any time, anywhere, no matter the situation at hand. As such, their "sleep routine" is usually as simple as, "close eyes".

They have fallen asleep standing, laying on rough gravel, and hips-deep in water, to name a few examples.

They are also the ideal roommate, as they will remain one hundred percent unconscious even if you snore like a tractor being run over by a second, much larger tractor.

Weirdly, they wake easily and enthusiastically at the lightest prompt.

They are, unfortunately, an insufferably cheerful morning person.

The one upside is that they will always have the coffee pot ready before you get to it.

For your pleasure, may we present this fine collection of Blake’s 7 fics and artwork from the vintners at the GPSC? The vintage is 2021 and the provenance is somewhere between the stars and the gutter. Bold in flavour, with a velvety mouthfeel and highly diverse taste notes throughout the experience. A most unique indulgence, I assure you!

THE HOUSE ALWAYS SINS: THE AO3 COLLECTION

If you can't crazy leg are you really from Baltimore? 😭🔥😂 The infamous Carnell🙌🏽