CaptainNeedsNoSleep, or @SleeplessCap, is a merch artist with Spoils of War – and we're beyond excited to introduce her to you!
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CaptainNeedsNoSleep, or @SleeplessCap, is a merch artist with Spoils of War – and we're beyond excited to introduce her to you!

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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As some of you know I’ve been working on my commission of Broken Ocean (by @captainneedsnosleep) since uhhh... MAY?! (ohmigosh thank you for your patience) and while the plan had been to use it’s chapters as a buffer in case I fell behind on my regular updates that uh, never happened. We kept to our regular update schedule. Go us.
But hey! That’s good news for you! As of today all of the Broken Ocean Podfic (almost 5 hrs) has been made public on Patreon, and can be found crossposted on Ao3!
‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾Enjoy☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙
PS: Blooper Reel!
captainneedsnosleep replied to your post “it's heartbreaking how excited a lot of us get about ace headcanons,...”
I guess because others can't personally relate - BUT write it, draw it - teach us. I really enjoy reading about different HC's concernong them - be them bi, trans or asexual - I actually learn things from those fics :)
Of course! And this is definitely the best way to learn about portraying any sort of minority population, by consuming the media they themselves consume. I’ve written one or two ace Hanzo ficlets in the past based on my own experiences, although it can get kind of hard to do so given I am a white girl in the States who has not actually murdered her brother and therefore experiences life just a little differently.........
Broken Ocean (written by the ever patient @captainneedsnosleep) was commissioned earlier this year and has recently been finished. The final act being this terrible lovely blooper reel ❤ (~17 minutes)
The podfic will be posted on Ao3 sometime after new years, but the entirety of it is currently already up on Patreon.
(I HAD been saving the recordings for in case I got sick or wasn’t able to meet my upload deadlines but I haven’t missed any and now it’s done???? crazy huh? maybe I’ll upload them on tumblr if I need a few weeks vacation or something)
Dsss. New chapter of "Throwing Stones At The Stars" and I'm all like: fuck... I can't remember how the last one ended. Five minutes later: ok, I just gonna read it again, then. And guess what? I do not mind. It's good. Thank you for this gem (even tho I have to suffer from heartbreak again - but at least I can read the kiss&ask scene again...) ;)
Every time someone says they did/are going to re-read I’m like, “HOO BOY BUT THERE’S SO MUCH TO EDIT” but like. That’s me. Not you. You go on and enjoy and I appreciate the heck out of it and ahhhh THANK YOU.

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captainneedsnosleep hat auf dein Foto geantwortet: So I got my diploma yesterday… Rima is a free Elf!...
YAY! Glückwuuuuunsch<3
Aaaaaah danke! :D
captainneedsnosleep hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet “captainneedsnosleep hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: ...”
Ich drücke dir auf jeden Fall die Daumen und wünsche, dass sie ganz schnell verschwinden. :(
Ich hoffs auch, danke dir!
captainneedsnosleep hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet: Soooo my radiation therapy session is tomorrow,...
wait… what? Radiation?!
Yep. Hab drei Knoten auf der Schilddrüse, die potenziell bösartig sein könnten. Das Dumme daran ist: stichste rein, um ne Biopsie zu machen, und sie sind tatsächlich bösartig, streuen sie auf jeden Fall. Heißt: ich werd so oder so bestrahlt, um die Dinger loszuwerden, und ein Problem zu lösen, ehe es eins wird.
Ist anscheinend ne einmalige 24-Stunden-Sache, aber besonders wohl ist mir dabei trotzdem nicht.