#captainbutts

lmao ‘that one magical au by sharpa’ queen

ok so first check out my ‘Magical Realism AU’ tag, because that’s what i’m going for rather than just magic, it’s more the genre:

Magical Realism AU

steady as the morning by sharpa (Yoonkook, One-shot, 9.8K, Sequel to ‘that one magical au’)

dizzy on the comedown by CaptainButts (Yoonseok, One-shot, 18K, T, Yoongi is the only non-magical)

Little White House by myadamantiumheart (Yoonjin, 2 Chapters, 21K, T, human Jin)

The Nearness of You by dirtyretro (Taegi, Hybrid AU, 2 Chapters, 10K, M)

Author:  CaptainButts Rating: T Length: 18k Genre: magic au Warning(s): none Summary: “Are you pitying me?” Hoseok sputters out, his face heating up with annoyance. “You don’t even know me!”

“I think I know people enough to know a lonely face when I see one.” Hook, line, and sinker. He watches a myriad of emotions flicker across Hoseok’s face as he scoffs. Yoongi moves closer to him. “I’m not pitying you, I promise. I’m just saying that maybe I’m a little lonely too.”

here you go!

safe (until it’s late) by joonontheshore (19k, M) 

Golden Boy by GinForInk (85k, E) 

Sweet Like Silicon by GinForInk (15k, E) 

chamber of reflection by CaptainButts (31k, E)

Wicked Games by Elucubrations (20k, E)

Sheep Among Wolves by GinForInk (33k, E)

Shoot The Moon by rapmansae (6k, M) 

(tbh i’d look at GinForInk’s works for premium namkook content if you want anymore)

This is unusual lol

First please check out this ask. Then for some new content:

Alien AU

wish i may, wish i might by fatal (cumrich) (Jikook, One-shot, Magic AU, T, 13K, Jungkook crash lands on an alien planet and is rescued by exiled witch Jimin)

golden haze by CaptainButts (Vmin, 4 Chapters, College AU, E, 34K, Jimin is exiled from his planet and tries to seek refuge on Earth with Taehyung)

escape velocity by fatal (cumrich) (Sugamon, One-shot, Bar AU, T, 5.3K, Criminal Namjoon is always welcome and Yoongi’s bar)

every atom in between by 55cancrie (Yoonjin, 3 Chapters, Alien Hunter AU, M, 90K, Jin and Yoongi are rival hunters until they have to pair up for the biggest alien hunting competition ever)

Even if you're from the moon or the stars by babymina (Yoonmin, One-shot, Established Relationship, E, 10K, Jimin has been dating Yoongi for almost 3 years but he still hasn’t told him that he’s an alien from another planet)

I took it upon me as a personal challenge to find alien au’s that weren’t about tentacle monsters, just because that’s such an overused trope-y thing and it’s just not my scene lololol. I also tried to find different pairings just for funsies, bc why not?

You’re absolutely right, Junghope is super rare! I’m sure you’ve already checked out my Junghope tag here, and for some fresh fics (I cannot guarantee bottom kook):

Junghope

So prove it by thatbangtanhoe (2 Chapters, M, 7.8K, Fake Boyfriend AU, Jungkook is trying to convince everyone else that he IS gay, so he convinces his only straight friend to pretend to be his boyfriend, he doesn’t plan to fall for him, implied top!kook)

Sixth Position by illegirl218 (One-shot, E, 3.5K, Ballet AU, PWP, angry make up sex, top!kook, power bottom!hobi)

at least i got you in my head by ameliabedelias (One-shot, E, 8.7K, College AU, Jungkook doesn’t really like kissing/know how to do it properly, so he goes to his long-time crush Hoseok and asks to teach him how to kiss, things escalate, Porn With Plot+Feelings)

a hold on me by CaptainButts (One-shot, E, 13K, Neighbors AU, Single Parent AU, Hoseok moves into a new neighborhood with his son Namjoon, and he meets a bunch of weirdos including his old flame Jungkook, bottom!kook)

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/17860241

Author: CaptainButts

Rating: Mature

Relationships: Kim Namjoon/Kim Seokjin

Status: Completed

Chapters: 1/1 (11974 words)

Tags: Idol AU, Gaming AU

Summary:

Seokjin's face breaks into a smile. "You're such a nerd."

Namjoon scoffs, "I'm a nerd? You're the one who makes MapleStory music videos and watches anime all day."

(Or: Seokjin's an idol who's actually a nerd that happens to meet another nerd over an online game. He falls in love.)

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/11535666

Author: CaptainButts

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Kim Seokjin

Status: Completed

Chapters: 1/1 (11741 words)

Tags: College AU, Roommates AU

Summary:

jeongguk grates his teeth. and then he pulls off his comforter to reveal several dead fish atop his mattress. he screams out a curse and it sounds a lot like seokjin’s name.

(jeongguk and seokjin have a long lasting prank war that takes a predictable turn)

AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/14168400

Author: CaptainButts

Rating: Explicit

Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Kim Seokjin

Status: Completed

Chapters: 1/1 (34199 words)

Tags: Burglar AU, Thief AU, Police AU

Summary:

“which museum do you work for?”

“not the MET, do not tell him the MET--” it’s taehyung this time.

“i work at the MET,” jungkook supplies. he hears the groans of his team members over the com.

(jungkook is a world class thief but seokjin manages to steal his heart.)