Capt. Falcon: So, when you say “eliminate”… you mean you were gonna kill me?

Black Shadow: I don’t know. No, yes. Maybe I was going to, maybe I wasn’t. The point is moot now, so can you please help me out here?

Capt. Falcon: So you WERE planning on killing me?

Black Shadow: Oh my god, you’re still talking about this?

Blood Falcon: Listen, listen, stop arguing! *Points at the captain* Capt. Falcon, are you gonna help us or not? We've got no time here!

Capt. Falcon: Pass.

Black Shadow: “Pass”?!

*May contain spoilers*

The captain, Jody, the doctor, Pico, and the samurai are trapped in the flooded basement at his own home and waiting to be rescued by The Mighty Gazelle. While they are waiting the captain tells his friends and rivals a secret that he's been keeping for a long time.

Capt. Falcon: But since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you.

Jody: What?

Capt. Falcon: I did not care for Madoka Magica.

Dr. Stewart: Who can you even say that, Falcon?

Capt. Falcon: Didn't like it.

*Marth and Roy are shaking in anxiety*

Roy: What's going to happen to us?

Marth:  We'll probably get a Falcon punch!

Roy: Oh, no! *earfully imagines himself drinking a glass of spicy punch and spits it out.*

Marth: I'm sorry, Roy. Capt. Falcon is right. There's no need for words like that.

Roy: I'm sorry, too, Marth.

Marth: Let's make a vow, Roy. From this day forth a foul word shall never pass our lips. We will be good citizens, just like good old Capt. Falcon.

Roy: *Shakes hands with Marth* Agreed.

Capt. Falcon: *returns with a ladder and several paint cans* All right, you two foul mouths. As punishment for foulin' the air in our restaurant with your foul words, you're gonna give the Smash Stadium a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom. *Jams his foot on a rock then hops on one leg* Woo! Wow! Oh! Whoa! Oh, my *SNES Yoshi noises* foot! What *SNES Yoshi noises* genius put a *SNES Yoshi noises* rock in a *SNES Yoshi noises* path?! Can't you see I got a *N64 F-Zero noises* foot here?! Oh *Game Boy Pikachu noises*!

(Capt. Falcon continues saying a bunch of swear words, censored out by N64, Game Boy Pokémon, Game & Watch, and various other 8-Bit and 16-Bit noises; at this moment, Marth and Roy count the swear words he uses.)

Marth: Five, six, seven...

Capt. Falcon: And a whole lot of *N64 F-Zero noises*, with a side of *SNES Yoshi noises*, and a heaping helping of *N64 F-Zero noises*, and a boatload of *N64 F-Zero noises*!

Roy: Nine.

Capt. Falcon: Aw, *Game Boy Pikachu noises, Sonic ring noise* grabbin'... *Marth alarm clock blares, he then cries in pain*

Marth: *Cuts to Marth with 13 fingers* That's all 13, Roy. *gasps* We're gonna tell your friend, Capt. Falcon!

Capt. Falcon: *worried* No, please! Not Jody! *Marth and Roy laugh as they run to Jody's house, Capt. Falcon runs after them* Wait! Please don't tell Jody! I don't want her to get strict with me!

(They all arrive at Jody's house, a white condo with a purple door.)

Marth and Roy: *repeatedly banging on the door* Jody! Jody!

Jody: Hey, guys!

(Marth, Roy and Capt. Falcon all explain the situation at the same time, swearing numerous times as they do so.)

Marth: Jody, he said... *points at Roy; SNES Yoshi noise* and then he said... *points at Capt. Falcon; SNES Yoshi noises* ...again and he said *points at Roy with both arms and one leg; SNES Yoshi and Game & Watch noises*, and then he screamed at the top of his voice...*N64 F-Zero noises*

Roy:  *At the same time as the above lines were said* It was terrible.

Marth: And he—

Capt. Falcon: *at the same time as the above, angrily* Gah, they're a bunch of *N64 F-Zero noises* liars.

Marth: ...Jody, he didn't care! Such a stream of *Game and watch noises, 16- bit Sonic ring sound, Game Boy Pokémon noises*—

Roy: *crying* It was terrible!

Marth: —I have never heard in my days!

Jody: I think I'm going to faint. *Passed out*

Capt. Falcon: *gasps* Oh, Jody! What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to you *Fans the now passed out Jody with his scarf* You two should be ashamed! Making an young lady faint with your bounty hunter talk!

Jody: You should all be ashamed! And if you're going to talk like bounty hunters, then you're going to work like bounty hunters!

(A smash logo transition to Marth and Capt. Falcon painting her condo, while Roy is planting flowers.)

Jody: I guess you guys have earned a glass of lemonade! *laughs, then stubs her foot on a rock* Yee-ow! My *"A car horn blares as she mouths "...poor old...!"* foot!

*Marth and Roy gasped in shock*

Capt. Falcon: *shocked* Jody!

Jody: What? It's Ken and his jeep.

Ken: *Drives by* Hey, Jody! *honks his horn*

(Marth, Roy, Capt. Falcon, and Jody all laugh together.)

Marth: *Starts running after him and screams* Roy! *After Marth catches up to Roy.* Roy, no! Please don't tell!

Roy: But, you said "*SNES Yoshi noises*"! *promptly covers his mouth as he realizes his mistake*

Marth: A-ha! Now I'm gonna tell Capt. Falcon on you!

Roy: Not if I tell first!

Marth:  I can run faster than you! *laughs*

Roy: *Riding on the back of an ice cream truck* See you at the Smash Stadium! Hahaha! *The truck turns left, away from the Smash Stadium's direction* Oh, no!

Marth: *Laughs as he barges into the Smash Stadium* Capt. Falcon, Capt. Falcon, Capt. Falcon!

Capt. Falcon: What, what, what?

Marth: Roy, Roy, Roy!

Capt. Falcon: Yes, yes, yes?

Marth: He said, he said, he said...

Capt. Falcon: Out with it, boy!

Marth: *Talking fast* Me and Roy were playing Warp pipes and Stairs, and he was going up, up, up, and I had to ride the eel. Then we ran and Roy, he said some things.

Capt. Falcon: *Eyes Marth* What kind of things?

Marth: Well, he said...

Capt. Falcon: Yes?

Marth: Well, he said a certain word that you said he shouldn't say, and this particular word happens to be number 11 in a list of 13 words that you said shouldn't be said.

Capt. Falcon: Uh, right. What was that part about the, uh... who now?

Roy: *walks into the Smash Stadium eating an ice cream, but throws away the cone* Capt. Falcon, Capt. Falcon, Capt. Falcon! *Capt. Falcon sighs*

(Marth and Roy babble on about the word, as Capt. Falcon stares on disapprovingly, until the two are just pointing at each other and yelling gibberish; Capt. Falcon eventually grabs their lips to quiet them.)

Capt. Falcon: Now I'm gonna let go of your lips, and when I do, I want you to calmly tell me what you two need to tell me. Understand?

Marth and Roy: Mmm-hmm. *Capt. Falcon lets go of their lips, which initially deflate, then reinflate; they both point at each other again* He said "*SNES Yoshi noises*"!

Cap. Falcon: Well, what was it? What did he say?

Ryu: Uh, he said, uh, well, he said... *whispering*

Capt. Falcon: Huh?

Ryu: *Whispers again*

Capt. Falcon: *Gasps* Marth and Roy! Front and center! Why, I oughta make the two of you paint the Smash Stadium* for using such language!

(*Foreshadowing)

Marth: But, Capt. Falcon we were only using our sentence enhancers.

Roy: Yeah, it's fancy talk.

Capt. Falcon: There ain't nothing fancy about that word!

Marth:  You mean *SNES Yoshi noises*?

Capt. Falcon: Yes, that one! *Marth and Roy stand up* Now quit saying that! *Marth and Roy frown* It's a bad word.

Marth and Roy: Bad word?! *Both regretfully wipe their tongues while moaning*

Capt. Falcon: Yes, siree. That's bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 bad words you should never use.

Ryu: Don't you mean there are only seven?

Capt Falcon: Not if you're a mercenary. *laughs*

Marth: Wow, 13.

Roy: That's a lot of *SNES Yoshi noises* bad words.

Capt. Falcon: Okay, boys, I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again.

Marth: We promise.

(Later at Marth and Roy's condo, Marth and Roy are playing warp pipes and Stairs.)

Marth: Gee, I sure am glad Capt. Falcon told us that word we were using was a bad word.

Roy: Yeah, me too because classy sophisticated Princes like us should not stain our lips with cursing.

Marth: Yea, verily. Now let's play a nice, wholesome game of Warp pipes and Stairs.

Roy: Oh, boy, my favorite! *flops his arms up and down like a seal*

Marth: Come on, Caeda needs a new pair of shoes. *rolls the dice*

Roy: Ooh, warp pipes. Too bad, Marth. You gotta ride the pipe.

Marth: Darn. *moves his game piece to an warp pipe*

Roy: My turn! *rolls the dice* Hooray! Stairs! *laughs excitedly* Up, up, up!

Marth: Come on, stairs, stairs, stairs. *rolls the dice and sighs* Warp pipes again.

Roy: My turn! *rolls the dice* Stairs!

Marth: Stairs, stairs, stairs. *throws the dice* Warp pipes?!

Roy: *rolls the dice* Ss-ta-irs! *moves to the stairs* Well, this is your last chance, Marth. Oh, if you get warp pipes again, you lose.

Marth: *gets frustrated while rolling the dice* Ooh... stairs, stairs, stairs! *the dice is thrown and lands on stairs* Ha! Stairs! *the dice later turn over to warp pipes*

Roy: Warp pipes.

Marth: Bah! *SNES Yoshi noises*! *quickly covers his mouth as he realizes his mistake*

Roy: Ooooooh! You said number 11!

Marth: *babbles for Roy to understand* I-I-I didn't mean... You gotta understand, Roy, I was trying... What I meant to say... Some things just slip out. You gotta understand!

(It was nighttime at Smashville. Capt. Falcon is inside the Smash Stadium food court near the door.)

Capt. Falcon: *sighs* Well, it's the worst time of the day once again. *Cringes as he changes the "Open" sign to "Closed"* Closing time.

Marth: Well, see you in the A.M., Capt. Falcon.

Capt. Falcon: Hold on there, Marth. *Grabs Marth by the face and pulls him back into the Smash Stadium food court , preventing him from leaving* Take that pile of filth out with you. *Ryu holds up a trash bag with flies flying around it*

Marth: *gasps* Capt. Falcon, you shouldn't talk about Ryu like that.

Ryu: He means this filth, you loon. *drops the bag on the floor*

(Marth goes to the dumpster while bringing the trash bag.)

Marth: *singing* Mm, taking out the trash, taking out the trash.

(Marth throws the trash bags in the dumpster and then looks at some writings on the dumpster.)

Marth: Hmm, dumpster writing! The voice of the people. "Up with fairy types, down with dragon types." *laughs* "Goombas are people, too." *laughs* Ha, those goombas. Here's one somebody didn't finish: "Steve smells... Good." *writes the word "good" after "smells" and laughs* Hmm, what's this one? Falcon is a... Hmm? Falcon is a *SNES Yoshi noises*.

Toad: *Clearly disgusted* Do you kiss your wife with that mouth? *picks up the garbage bags and leaves*

Marth: Well, of course, Caeda is my wife. And I love her... dearly.

Roy: *off-screen* Hi, garbage man. *appears on-screen* Hi, Marth.

Marth: Hi, Roy. Hey, Roy, do you know what this word means?

Roy: "Falcon..." Uh, isn't that the bounty hunter you work for?

Marth: *Pointing to "Falcon," then the unseen word* Nuh-uh, not that word. That word.

Roy: *SNES Yoshi noises*. Hey! I think I know what that means. That's one of those sentence enhancers.

Marth: Sentence enhancers?

Roy: You use 'em when you wanna talk fancy. You just sprinkle it over anything you say, and wham-o! You've got yourself a spicy sentence sandwich.

Marth: Oh, I get it. Let me try. *Clears his throat* Hello, Roy. Lovely *SNES Yoshi noises* day we're having isn't it?

Roy: Why, yes it is, Marth. This *SNES Yoshi noises* day is particularly *SNES Yoshi noises* lovely.

Marth: How *SNES Yoshi noises*right you are, Roy!

(The two continue to say the word a few more times.)

Marth: Ooh, you're right, Roy. My lips are tingling from the spiciness of this conversation.

Roy: Ooh-hoo, mine, too.

*Math and Roy laugh.*

Marth:  It tingles when I laugh.

The captain and Jody are at the grocery store in Port Town to grab some party supplies and food for the bounty hunter's pool party. They encountered a female F-ZERO fan.

Female fan: Wow, Capt. Falcon and Jody Summer. That was an awesome race yesterday! Nice six pack you got!

Jody: Now listen lady!

Capt. Falcon: Jody. I´m holding a six pack. *holds two six pack drinks in his hands*

Female Fan: And his pythons ain´t bad either.

Jody: Now hold on a Second!

Capt Falcon: Jody! I am holding pythons *holds two pythons wrapped around on Falcon's arms. *

Jody: Oh, sorry.

Female fan: No Problem….Your boyfriend is hot.

Jody: *Angrily embarrassed* Alright that´s it!