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Eat the pool?
Camper on phone: Is the pool free?
Staff: Yes, it is.
Camper: Okay, one more question. Can I eat the pool?
Staff: Excuse me?
Camper: Can I eat the pool?
Staff: Do you mean can you eat AT the pool?
Camper: Yes, eat the pool.
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Barnacles.
Customer: Do you have any literature on the Barnacle Gardens?
Staff: .... do you mean the Botanical Gardens?
Guest checked out in the middle of the night due to "giant black spiders with white spots". All we found was four bags of their garbage.
Things on my arm.
Camper buys a Canadian flag, and Staff accidentally places the end of the flag on his arm when putting it down on the counter.
Camper: Do you think I like things being put on my arm?
Staff: ... yes.
Camper: ... well, you're right.
Phones on tent sites
Customer on phone: Hi, can you connect me to room 119?
Staff: .... this is a campground, and 119 is a tent site...
Customer: Oh.... okay bye.
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More money
Customer: How much are the slushies?
Staff: They're $2.50.
Customer: Okay. I have twenty-five cents.
Staff: ... okay. You need two dollars and twenty-five cents more then.
Customer: Oh......
The Million Dollar Question
Staff: Hey, JrBossman2, I'm sorry, but a camper just called and said that someone had peed all over the floor in the men's bathroom at the back.
JrBossman2: ... I just cleaned in there! I was there 15 minutes go!!
Staff: Well, he JUST called... he said there was pee all over the floor, and it was disgusting.
JrBossman2: Why? Why would someone do that?
Staff: I... don't know.
JrBossman2: Why would you do that?
Okay, if I go here, and I gotta poop, I gotta make a fast run.
Customer looking at park map, trying to decide where they want to camp
