#cakeemoji

(While doing this review, An enormous moth scared me 😳)

Apple: It’s a shortcake. I mean, it can have more stuff because it is a little sad to see so little yet so detailed. This emoji has potential and the textures are spot-on. I guess I would eat this. It just misses stuff, because only a strawberry is a little boring. 6.5/10 I approve this.

Google: Cute! The colors remind me of a Pinterest cutesy aesthetic and I’m digging this. I see it has strawberries inside which adds to the average flavor of the cake. Oh wait, since when did strawberries have only 5 seeds and white? 6.5/10 Could be some form of mutation.

Samsung: I love the distribution of the whipped cream! The shiny strawberry is sorrounded by tasty-looking cream. I miss when this emoji had strawberries inside. Why did they change that? 7.5/10 I don’t get the change.

Microsoft: This is basically a simple version of the apple one. The same stuff. I can approve this because the colors are kind of warm. 4.5/10 Cute.

WhatsApp: Exquisite perspective! Strawberry jam is an unique choice and it really adds to this emoji. The shadow below the strawberry makes the strawberry look like a PNG. Am I the only one? 7.5/10 I like the jam.

Twitter: A plate! Not enough for my taste, but I like the simple style. I just need to say this. You can’t spread sprinkles on a strawberry and call it a masterpiece. Too scared of the bugs? 5/10 Did you know there were bugs on strawberries sometimes?

Facebook: Warm and sweet! It’s like WhatsApp. Jam, again, even though it looks like tomato sauce for me. Amazing detail on the strawberry. Pretty realistic. 7.5/10 I don’t like the jam texture…

Skype: Whose birthday is this cake? Strawberries on the inside is a nice touch and the candle is cutely colored. 4.5/10 because everything else about this is mediocre.

Twitter emoji stickers: 11/10 Just look at how creamy this is. The details are perfect. I love how the strawberry is bathed in cream that smoothly. The texture of the dough? Yum.

Joypixels: Sorry. I prefer the jam in another order. It does not mean I hate this. I like the strawberry because it resembles pureness. 6.5/10 This review is gonna have a lot of decimal results.

TossFace: Oh. 1/10

Emojidex: Anime style! Shiny strawberry! The colours are vibrant and lovely and I like that they added a shadow even though it needs to be darker. It looks a little messy though 9/10 Love the blueberry!

Openmoji: Ugh. I wouldn’t be pleased if I had to eat this cake on my birthday. 1/10 Is that a cherry?

Messenger: Noice. I like the four strawberries and the main strawberry is placed nicely. The cell shading is cute and it has a plate! Would want to be served with this cake. The colours could be softer and I think this looks a little slimy. 7.5/10 It’s okay. Not perfect but I like it!

Mozilla: What Twitter had been wishing to be. Thank you for improving. 6.25/10 Cute simplistic example.

thank you!

omg hai i love songs

blue by you - turnstile (i love this song forever and always its so short and sweet and says exactly what it means and doesnt pull its punches but isnt even swinging that hard and its so everything to me)

blues fatigue - my best unbeaten brother (PLEASE listen to this its so good and no one knows them its so indie emo brit pop)

when im in town - owen ellis (please also listen to this its so good, its off my friends first album and im truly like stunned by how good the whole album is, i think theyre a visionary)

fallen 4 ü - 100 gecs (this is my favorite 100 gecs song i wish it was real (they never officially released it and only played it at a minecraft music festival))

Gâteau jaune avec visage emoji souriant

what does that even mean

are you okay