#emojireview

(While doing this review, An enormous moth scared me 😳)

Apple: It’s a shortcake. I mean, it can have more stuff because it is a little sad to see so little yet so detailed. This emoji has potential and the textures are spot-on. I guess I would eat this. It just misses stuff, because only a strawberry is a little boring. 6.5/10 I approve this.

Google: Cute! The colors remind me of a Pinterest cutesy aesthetic and I’m digging this. I see it has strawberries inside which adds to the average flavor of the cake. Oh wait, since when did strawberries have only 5 seeds and white? 6.5/10 Could be some form of mutation.

Samsung: I love the distribution of the whipped cream! The shiny strawberry is sorrounded by tasty-looking cream. I miss when this emoji had strawberries inside. Why did they change that? 7.5/10 I don’t get the change.

Microsoft: This is basically a simple version of the apple one. The same stuff. I can approve this because the colors are kind of warm. 4.5/10 Cute.

WhatsApp: Exquisite perspective! Strawberry jam is an unique choice and it really adds to this emoji. The shadow below the strawberry makes the strawberry look like a PNG. Am I the only one? 7.5/10 I like the jam.

Twitter: A plate! Not enough for my taste, but I like the simple style. I just need to say this. You can’t spread sprinkles on a strawberry and call it a masterpiece. Too scared of the bugs? 5/10 Did you know there were bugs on strawberries sometimes?

Facebook: Warm and sweet! It’s like WhatsApp. Jam, again, even though it looks like tomato sauce for me. Amazing detail on the strawberry. Pretty realistic. 7.5/10 I don’t like the jam texture…

Skype: Whose birthday is this cake? Strawberries on the inside is a nice touch and the candle is cutely colored. 4.5/10 because everything else about this is mediocre.

Twitter emoji stickers: 11/10 Just look at how creamy this is. The details are perfect. I love how the strawberry is bathed in cream that smoothly. The texture of the dough? Yum.

Joypixels: Sorry. I prefer the jam in another order. It does not mean I hate this. I like the strawberry because it resembles pureness. 6.5/10 This review is gonna have a lot of decimal results.

TossFace: Oh. 1/10

Emojidex: Anime style! Shiny strawberry! The colours are vibrant and lovely and I like that they added a shadow even though it needs to be darker. It looks a little messy though 9/10 Love the blueberry!

Openmoji: Ugh. I wouldn’t be pleased if I had to eat this cake on my birthday. 1/10 Is that a cherry?

Messenger: Noice. I like the four strawberries and the main strawberry is placed nicely. The cell shading is cute and it has a plate! Would want to be served with this cake. The colours could be softer and I think this looks a little slimy. 7.5/10 It’s okay. Not perfect but I like it!

Mozilla: What Twitter had been wishing to be. Thank you for improving. 6.25/10 Cute simplistic example.

thank you!

Okay, starting off strong, let’s review the Shooting Star emoji.

Interesting border, makes it look kind of like a stamp. Trail looks nice, shows the motion of the star. Fits with all the other Apple stamp-like emojis. 6/10.

Barely any detail. At least it has a border and a trail and shows where it’s going, but it could have used a space background or something. You can do better than that, Google. 2/10.

Although this one doesn’t have a background, the mini star effects and black outline, plus the large color pallet (star is yellow, and the trail is 3 shades of blue plus a sort of pink color) gives it some major detail. 8/10.

This one has a space background and a nice trail, but the strange 3D effect on the general emoji along with the weird sea-star shape of the star makes it look unrealistic and ugly. 2/10.

Seems like they copied off of Apple a little, with the stamp design and general look, but it looks nice. The trail gives it an extra level of detail and the slight outline of the star makes it cute and something I would use.  8.5/10.

The blue might actually be worse than no background. The star effect doesn’t even glow or is transparent at all. The star has no detail, not even an outline. 0/10.

(I’m not a scientist, I just like Saturn)

Apple: So here we have Apple’s take on a ringed planet which resembles saturn because of the hexagon. it’s tilted a little wrong. You can see the details on it’s surface and the ring is nicely distributed. 9/10 Strong.

Google: The tilt on this one is more accurate. It looks simplistic, which works fine. I see the hexagon. The color of the rings shouldn’t be that blue. 7/10 Reminds me of my first Saturn drawing.

Samsung: Again, the tilt is pleasant. it’s decently shaded. It needs more coloring as the color scheme is very repetitive and boring. The rings don’t look separated enough for me, even though I like their aesthetic. No hexagon. Pixelated 6/10 Because it’s not as bad.

Microsoft: I can see they wanted to make an adapted simple version of Saturn, which is a nice idea. The execution looks too off. Can you add more rings please? Random colors on the surface. Bad tilt. 1/10 You can see me after work.

WhatsApp: now, that’s a good ring! I love the surface although the tilt should be different. It looks shiny, like a marble. 9/10 You did a good job.

Twitter: Yikes. I can be the only one who thinks this could smell like cheese. Too saturated for my tastes. The rings are lazily done. 2/10 Ok tilt though.

Facebook: Tries too hard to make it super detailed that it looks harsh. The surface is pretty. Doesn’t look much like Saturn, but it looks nice. The rings could be more separated. The tilt is good. 7.5/10 Could be an exoplanet similar to Saturn.

Skype: See? Another simple Saturn like Twitter and Microsoft. Please. Change. The. Colors. 3/10 Good tilt and ring though.

Twitter emoji stickers: It reminds me of blender renders. I like the rings and how 3d it looks. The shading and details are good and the surface is nicely done. It reminds me of my current Saturn drawing. Off tilt. 8/10 I like the shadows

Joypixels: Cutest colors. The tilt is a little off. The rings are distributed nicely and is that the hexagon? I think it could be a good idea to erase the grey space between the rings. 7/10 doesn’t look that bad actually

TossFace: You just drew a purple circle and added a lilac ring. Do better. 0/10 sorry, but no.

PS5-4: This could look decent if not too pixelated. It’s a little sad. 3/10 the tilt looks nice but please fix the graphics.

Openmoji: Actually, the cell shading makes the colors pop. Doesn’t look like Saturn though. 2/10 Adding a red ball won’t make this emoji a masterpiece.

Emojipedia: I love how realistic the surface looks. I think the main purpose of this emoji is to make it classy and elegant. The planet itself lacks an hexagon though. It’s got a lot of rings, which is a nice idea but they are too close. I like the shading. I don’t mind the tilt in this one. 8/10 I see you tried.

LG: It looks more like Jupiter than Saturn. The rings are good but it’s a better idea to make the surface different. 5/10 Pitty points.

Thank you!

Apple: Probably shoots strawberries with her magical wand. She reminds me of a cottage-core book my sister used to have. Is she hiding some secrets? Maybe we don't know yet. Sweet. 9/10

Google: Ponytail flowing gracefully. Doesn’t really look magical though. Does not have nice clothing. Her face might be threatening for viewers. Fake wonder. +1 for Good colors 5/10 Go to your garden.

Samsung: Cheap. Maybe she produces blueberries. She is trying too much to look like the apple’s one. She could be hiding her lame personality. Bad quality. 5/10 Nice dress though!

Twitter: She looks like the kind of lady who gives you the best pastry ever. She includes a unique green belt and good simple style. 7/10 you sure are a nice one.

WhatsApp: Oh la la! I love her! She poses beautifully as she shows her fancy clothing. Love her flower crown. You can feel the power she holds. 10/10 Green wonder.

Twitter: How come. 2/10

Facebook: SHE is different. Her wings are showing some crazy shit. 10/10 For uniqueness

Skype: She looks like she’s gonna teach me. Looks more like a teacher disguised as a fairy. 4/10 seems nice.

Twitter emoji stickers: Cool hair. The star is amazing. Tinkerbell vibes. Probably smells like fresh mint. She got that power. 9/10 adorable eyes.

Joypixels: Her Art style reminds me of the ones in bitlife. She got an entire nebula in her dress. How come she has good wings but no shaded face. 7/10 Lipstick is nice though!

TossFace: they could at least add a mouth. Weak vibes. It is like Twitter art style, but doesn’t work as good as twitter’s. Would probably die within miliseconds if bathed in steel. 2/10 Got a hat but who cares.

LG: Long hair cutie! Best wand of the bunch. Love how her wings are transparent. Some drawbacks but she is lovely. 8/10 what is that white fade on top of her head.

Thank you! 💐🌸

Apple: This emoji is kinda accurate. I can see the stripes on the cerebellum. Good shape and rosy color. It’s lacking a brainstem, but that’s a good brain. 8/10 Healthy.

Google: Decent attempt at a simplistic emoji. Accurate in human shape. The creases are nicely drawn. It’s again lacking a brainstem. The cerebellum has stripes! 7/10 Good enough.

Samsung: Deserves a mention for having a brainstem this time! It lacks stripes on the cerebellum and the shading is wonky-wise but the shape is decent and I like the details of the creases. 7/10

Twitter: missing a lot. Is the cerebellum just a triangle? Not a good color. Probably belongs to an alien somehow? Maybe enough science in the future could explain that. 2/10 0 Iq candidate.

WhatsApp: Kudos to WhatsApp for making a realistic brain. It’s facing in a different way. The creases are so nicely detailed. The shading is perfect and it has a cerebellum and brainstem! 10/10 Gifted person brain?

Twitter: What is this? Can you at least add stripes on the cerebellum? It’s lacking a brainstem and I don’t think the creases are good-looking. 3/10

Facebook: The shading is kinda blurry, so it looks like a video game render. I actually love this emoji though. It has the esentials, Brainstem, cerebellum… 9/10 looks like clay though.

Skype: That’s a deformed sponge with a tongue. 0/10 no.

Twitter emoji stickers: It’s… oddly realistic. I think this looks the most realistic of all of them. Even though I can’t really see the brainstem, the cerebellum has stripes and the wrinkles are so detailed it amazes me. 9.5/10 only because there’s no brainstem.

joypixels: I kinda love this. I get it’s simple but it is really accurate except the color. the cerebellum has flowy stripes with matches really well. The creases are nicely distributed and it’s shiny! 8/10

TossFace: Cut a brain. This is what it may look like. -1/10

PlayStation: Nice. 5/10 Fix the graphics

Openmoji: Have they ever seen a brain. -10/10

And now we have….

Emojipedia: AAAAAAAAA. THIS IS A BACON CAKE WITH THE SHAPE OF A BRAIN. I TOLD THEM NOT TO MAKE TERRIFYING EMOJIS BUT THEY DIDN’T LISTEN AND NEVER WILL.

NOT RECOMMENDED.

NOT EVEN IN THE F**KING SLIGHTLESS.

-1000000000/10

sorry 😞

Emojidex: I guess I wouldn’t mind if they asked me if they could make this emoji in a different perspective. This emoji is an educative way to learn the parts of the brain in a different view. You can even see the inside too. 8/10 Suited for a Biomed Notebook.

LG: Mid, boring. The creases look like my attempts when I try to make a line. 4/10 no brainstem.

thank you! 💗

Apple: smooth trail and a superb decision to include a picture frame. The background is a yellow star utopia. This picture could belong to a lavish fairytale house with a good view of life and challenges. Happiness-inducing not too realistic star but I still love this example. Is it going through a cloud or is just the big shine of the curious twinkle star? 9/10

Google: Gets the indigo elegance right. It’s like hyacinth, vivid and mollifier. The meteoroid is sorrounded by sparkly stars and blue-ish wonders. Is the trail a crystal structure and maybe this is artificial? 6/10

Samsung: good-looking starry emoji and the meteoroid has a big white gleam exposing! Its smoothly detailed border makes this look like an app icon. You could edit it to make it an icon! The stars are a little translucent, but they look cool! The trail is fading out leaving a beautifully colored golden treasure. 8/10

Microsoft: artless, dumb-looking star with an absolutely big spotlight. not even a single tear of love and passion was put into this. no good stars, where’s the magic? Is the purple background the only magical thing about this? 2/10

WhatsApp: What a grandiose night and starry sky with a aesthetically pleasing gradient that it makes it look like it’s coming to some unknown city! The colors harmonize flawlessly with a subtlety detailed color palette which makes the viewer think this is an enchanting bliss! The big Apple’s sibling! 10/10

Twitter: it’s literally day period in this emoji. Are you seriously going to scare people with your shameful morality? Insufficient effort and love. This star has got some serious thoughts, it makes me think “I can’t know what thoughts it has because I can’t ask to it” it is also a star I guess. 1/10

Facebook: Coin-like star and we can distinguish the smoothly detailed lines on the trail! Comparable to saturn’s rings. The shine illuminates the starry night leaving a nice memory. 9/10

Skype: A genious idea to make the star sharpen and the trail having some nice detail that matches the simplicity of this emoji. Sadly, we miss the sky. The sky is an important part of this emoji in my opinion. Looks lonely, you can travel peacefully. 3/10

Twitter emoji stickers: This is comparable to the greatness of the Magellanic cloud nebulas. This shooting star is one of the cutest things I have ever seen in my life. The detail is superb. It deserves to pass through the big-old mountains. The stars are so soft and white, the light pollution forbids this emoji to show more stars though, what a shame. The border with the exquisite detail with an amazing choice of colors. 10/10 add more stars and it 1000/10.

Joypixels: joyfull colorful stars with the main star having a lovely shape! Sadly, the travel is not the thing I wanted exactly as it looks solid. The subtle gradient of the sky gives this an effective look. 6.5/10

TossFace: sorry, I can’t say anything good about this except the fact that it looks just kind of cute. That does not mean this bare-bones disgrace is going to get a high rating. 1/10

Openmoji: I can say that… it looks like a doddle I often make in the middle of school time. How menacing. -10/10

Emojidex: Gets the awesome idea of making the star look 3d. Does not scream beautifulness and power. Just a poor little shooting star with copy-pasted trail. The colours are just a NO. 3/10

LG: Snowy pastel vibes in this soft little shooting star. Milky-colored wonders like this make my heart melt. The sky is calmingly colored and effective. 6.5/10

Thank you all! 💟 This is a review I put a lot of effort in.

Apple: I don’t dance ballet, so I don’t really have knowledge about ballet shoes. I dance and really love it though. Anyways, These are definitely pinky. They have this pastel pink color I like. The ribbon is a good choice. I love the back, it’s extremely detailed. They look kind of uncomfortable though. 9/10

Google: The color scheme in this one is absolutely gorgeous! It makes me think of a peach and the cell shading is really well done. I would dance with these shoes. 8/10 the ribbons are beautiful.

Samsung: Shouldn’t the emoji have to be less rounded? The points of the shoes are too round for my taste. They look like they are bathed in oil, because it is so shiny. Anyways, the pink is vibrant, but strong. I like the shading. Awesome mini ribbons. 7/10 Suited for a 6-year old toy gift.

Microsoft: Copy-paste. They look too short, which is maybe intented for little people. Awful color. 1/10 Do better.

WhatsApp: It’s cute, but much better if 2 shoes. The ribbon is kinda thin. The pink color is soft. The shoe looks kind of metallic. 7/10 would buy.

Twitter: This looks like meat. 0/10 I wonder if it’s really meat or not. Sad life…

Facebook: I absolutely ADORE this! The ribbons are perfect. The shading is on point. The color is really similar to the common shoes and the shape is really comfortable. I would wear this and take them to my dance classes. 10/10 I want to learn ballet with these.

Skype: Why that shading. This is a disgrace. 0.5/10 points for the unique position.

Twitter: Rosegold!!! These are amazing. I love the details on this. The shading is exquisite. Pretty as flowers. The shape is very good. 9.5/10 Almost as good as Facebook.

Joypixels: Damn. The ribbons are going UP. Flowing gracefully is a good choice. The rest of the emoji is quite normal though. I think they are large. 7/10 Good job.

TossFace: Yeah… No. Ew. 0/10 Bathtub vibes???

Openmoji: DAMNIT. -10/10 AAAAAAAAH

Emojipedia: It’s like you want to shade too much your emoji looks kind of like playdoh. The shading looks dirty and there no exact light source. The ribbon looks printed. I guess they wanted to make the mini-ribbon 3d but it didn’t work. It is only 1 shoe. The ribbons are a little too slippery. This emoji is really weird in shape and shading. 3/10 The only cute thing about this is the color. It looks way too much 2000-Windows Xp esque.

LG: Great shoes! So classy and elegant. The shading is impeccable. I love the ribbons. 9/10 Facebook love child.

Thank you!💕

Apple: I don’t know much about birds but I think this one is a mix of unrealism and realism. I can’t find the talons and the eye is a tad too big. It looks like they are shocked. Anyway, the wing has beautifully detailed feathers individually. The shading is pillow styled, but it adds a tranquil vibe. The leaf would be a nice deco for my room. 7.5/10

Google: Adorable! It looks like they came from a children digital textbook. I would call this bird “Piper” I think it is a good name. 6/10

Samsung: Apple’s tracing with an improvement on the tail since it is spread more. It looks lifeless because it lacks the severe detail the apple one had. It doesn’t have the amazing detail on the wings, they have no feathers. I like the dark shade of green on the leaf though. Decent shading. 6.5/10 you are welcome to the club, honey.

Microsoft: The leaf is a little weirdly bent. Weak for my eyes. No good outline does not make sense. This dove tried too much to be like the Google’s one. 3/10 Come back to your home.

WhatsApp: This one has talons. Good sense of detail on the wings as we can see the feathers quite clearly and the glossy eyes give this emoji a lively style as it should be. The leaf has good sense of physics in my opinion. They look a little glassy though. 8/10

Twitter: No real peace and honesty. This bird is an impostor. Really good shape though. 3/10

Facebook: Glorious detail on the beak and good proportions that make this emoji look pleasing to our eyes. The wings are spread nicely and the talons are the most realistic out of all. Good shading and absolutely adorable leaves. 10/10 Real peace. ☮️

Skype: Come on, why are you so terrified? You should simbolize peace. Why do you simbolize horror? 1/10

Twitter emoji stickers: It looks like it could be in a Pixar’s 3d movie or something. Like I said before, their emojis look like they came from a cgi movie. Because they are expressive and welcoming. This dove is ready to spread peace and it looks so happy. Plump body! 10/10 lovely!

Joypixels: The wings are detailed in a smooth sense. I appreciate that. The eyes are cool. A good dove equals to a nice score. 7/10

TossFace: Are you lost? This looks lonely. I feel sad. 1/10

Openmoji: is this a tissue or a dove? 0/10

LG: Not in a good mood. This dove looks hopeless. No leaf and does not simbolize peace at all. It just looks a little dove. Nothing special. No leaf or anything. I like the wings so a 5/10.