#caerbannog

My mom got a book on crocheting fantasy creatures for Christmas. I absconded with it long enough to merge the jackalope and wolpertinger patterns together, add a couple of simple accessories, and some little details in paint and pastels to make a small plush of my DnD character, Caerbannog!

We did it!!!!

The Stooges beat Honour Mode! and Shadowheart broke up with Caer so I still haven't gotten the Bingbong line /sob/

Jaune: (Gulps, Knock on the door)

Velvet: Oh, hi, Jaune! I hope you've had a lovely morning~!

Velvet: Do you have my money?

Jaune: Um, Velvet, hi, yeah, uh... See, the thing is I MIGHT need another week because I don't have the money right now?

Velvet: Now, now, Jaune, let me tell you something. I already gave an extension last time, right?

Jaune: You did! You did, and that was very generous, and I-

Velvet: Uhp-bup-bup! I'm still speaking. And you know that taking advantage of my good nature is just bad manners.

Jaune: Y-Yeah, I know.

Velvet: I'm sorry, Jaune. I gave high quality shit and you didn't pay me my money back. I'm gonna have to break your toes.

Jaune: WHAT?!

Velvet: Cardin~! Do you know where my toe-breaking hammer is~?

Cardin: Right here, sweetie~. (Hands over) Also, meatloaf is in an hour.

Velvet: Oh, thank you~. (Pecks lips)

Jaune: Um... Uh...

Velvet: Okay, just remember, Jaune, that this is just business~!

Jaune: WAIT! I CAN PAY YOU BACK!

Velvet: Unless you can get me 500 lien in the next two minutes, you'll have to say good-bye to those ten little piggies~!

Jaune: R-RUBY!

Ruby: Hi, Jaune~!

Jaune: Ruby, do you have 500 lien?!

Ruby: Yeah.

Jaune: Can I PLEASE have it?

Ruby: Only if you promise to talk to me for the next week without leaving!

Jaune: That's a done deal! Now can I please have-

Ruby: HAAAACK!

Jaune: ...Why was this in your mouth?

Ruby: Um... I don't have a reason.

Jaune: ...Fine. Velvet, will this work?

Velvet: (Takes it) Mm, it's a bit soggier than I usually take, but it'll do. Thank you~!

Jaune: (Sighs) Thank goodness that's-

Velvet: Oh, and feel free to drop by tomorrow for dinner. We love to make our little neighborhood feel like a community.

Jaune: Uh... Sure?

Velvet: Okay, bye-bye now~! (Shuts door)

Jaune: Okay... I'm glad that's over-

Ruby: (Jumps on his back) WAIT! You have to talk to me, remember?

Jaune: (Sighs) Fine. What do you want to talk about-

Ruby: Well, I wanna talk about my favorite color, which is red. Like, have you ever noticed how much red is in the world? Like, roses are red, and blood is red, and my cloak is red, and strawberries are red, and they're my favorite food, and Beacon is red if you painted it red. I mean, it's not red, but you could paint it red. And-

Legit: