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IMOGEN & LAUDNA // “foreigner’s god” by hozier

I screamed at the television.

Shoutout to Ashley who is pantomiming Fearne petting Mouse!Keyleth for this whole conversation, including moving her gently to her shoulder when it is time to write notes

so this is who laudna and imogen were calling to while taking a moment alone from the group, under the moonlight, after which they stole a kiss together

Robert (Murph): I am Robert, the Young Stag. Callie (Emily): Calliope Petrichor, Knight of the Serpent Calder (Jake): Calder Kilde, also Knight of the Serpent. That was perfect. [The others laugh.] Sol (Caldwell): Sol Bufo-- likewise, similarly, Knight of the Serpent Robert: Knight of the Serpent and the Young Stag. Not bad, not bad. Sol: Got a ring! Murph: Um, as he says that, you see-- another halfling man that looks similar to Robert but older, gray mustache and gray hair. [Emily chuckles] Murph: His green armor is looking a little tight-- Emily: (amused) Fuck you. Murph: --he pushes through the crowd-- Emily: I know where this is going! Fuck you! Murph: (also amused) --to join the Young Stag-- [Caldwell laughs] Balnor (Murph): Oh, Bobby! There you are! [Emily and Caldwell cackle in glee] Jake: (yelling) What? What! What! Murph: And he looks up at you guys-- Balnor: If he's the young stag, then I guess I'm deer old dad! [Caldwell, Jake, and Emily laugh] Balnor: How you guys doing, the name's Balnor! Caldwell: Ohhh!! Emily: Fuck you! Jake: Calder cries. And he doesn't know why. Murph: You see this timeline's Balnor-- this timeline's Balnor, (smiling audibly) who got to grow up in the Feywild and lived this whole different life than the timeline he was pulled from in Campaign 1-- Emily: (gasps) Woahhh Murph: --reaches out to greet you. And that's where we'll end our session. Caldwell: Oooh, god! Emily: Wooow! Jake: I climb over everyone to take his hand! Caldwell: Yeah! [Everyone laughs]

You sound cute, Imogen. So do you, Dancer.

“Good morning you sad fucks!”