Robert (Murph): I am Robert, the Young Stag.
Callie (Emily): Calliope Petrichor, Knight of the Serpent
Calder (Jake): Calder Kilde, also Knight of the Serpent. That was perfect.
[The others laugh.]
Sol (Caldwell): Sol Bufo-- likewise, similarly, Knight of the Serpent
Robert: Knight of the Serpent and the Young Stag. Not bad, not bad.
Sol: Got a ring!
Murph: Um, as he says that, you see-- another halfling man that looks similar to Robert but older, gray mustache and gray hair.
[Emily chuckles]
Murph: His green armor is looking a little tight--
Emily: (amused) Fuck you.
Murph: --he pushes through the crowd--
Emily: I know where this is going! Fuck you!
Murph: (also amused) --to join the Young Stag--
[Caldwell laughs]
Balnor (Murph): Oh, Bobby! There you are!
[Emily and Caldwell cackle in glee]
Jake: (yelling) What? What! What!
Murph: And he looks up at you guys--
Balnor: If he's the young stag, then I guess I'm deer old dad!
[Caldwell, Jake, and Emily laugh]
Balnor: How you guys doing, the name's Balnor!
Caldwell: Ohhh!!
Emily: Fuck you!
Jake: Calder cries. And he doesn't know why.
Murph: You see this timeline's Balnor-- this timeline's Balnor, (smiling audibly) who got to grow up in the Feywild and lived this whole different life than the timeline he was pulled from in Campaign 1--
Emily: (gasps) Woahhh
Murph: --reaches out to greet you. And that's where we'll end our session.
Caldwell: Oooh, god!
Emily: Wooow!
Jake: I climb over everyone to take his hand!
Caldwell: Yeah!
[Everyone laughs]
