#ba2mia

axford going "ok calliope wants to hook up with someone can i scan the room. im only interested in people we've never met or seen before." firstly an insane thing to do to a DM but a very funny thing to do to your spouse so murph would have to on the spot mine the depths of either callie's type (glen) or his wife's (unfathomable) for random npcs. and the options he comes up with are 1) reedy long silver hair guy with a guitar 2) goth girl emo bangs 3) ripped and tatted up orc woman. i don't even know what to say. she didn't even hook up with any of them. she went and played cards with kenna

Kenna other teen Murph npc of all time. She’s lowkey got Balnors voice. Her class is technically just “squire”. She has a very organized snack. She never ever stretches. They just take her with on pretty much every c3 adventure after they encounter her. She scolds that one frost orc dude for not taking hammers 301 before going to fight.

decided today that sol bufo has probably read and/or written hardshine and band of boobs fanfiction. this is among my stupidest headcanons but it also leads to an image of sol absolutely sweating while interacting with hardwon that really makes me crack up

if you wanna listen to naddpod you should know this about the hosts: brian murphy is a straightman to his inner most core and he's the funniest person alive, these things exist simultaneously and would not exist without the other. emily axford is clinically insane to a point where it's easier to not try to follow her logic when she says things. jake hurwitz is a certified cool guy but he's the biggest loser in a room of nerds playing dungeons and dragons. caldwell tanner can only be described as exactly what a 1930's cartoon describes as a rascal. three of them are a throuple and the fourth is their boss.