#ba2mia

axford going "ok calliope wants to hook up with someone can i scan the room. im only interested in people we've never met or seen before." firstly an insane thing to do to a DM but a very funny thing to do to your spouse so murph would have to on the spot mine the depths of either callie's type (glen) or his wife's (unfathomable) for random npcs. and the options he comes up with are 1) reedy long silver hair guy with a guitar 2) goth girl emo bangs 3) ripped and tatted up orc woman. i don't even know what to say. she didn't even hook up with any of them. she went and played cards with kenna

decided today that sol bufo has probably read and/or written hardshine and band of boobs fanfiction. this is among my stupidest headcanons but it also leads to an image of sol absolutely sweating while interacting with hardwon that really makes me crack up

if you wanna listen to naddpod you should know this about the hosts: brian murphy is a straightman to his inner most core and he's the funniest person alive, these things exist simultaneously and would not exist without the other. emily axford is clinically insane to a point where it's easier to not try to follow her logic when she says things. jake hurwitz is a certified cool guy but he's the biggest loser in a room of nerds playing dungeons and dragons. caldwell tanner can only be described as exactly what a 1930's cartoon describes as a rascal. three of them are a throuple and the fourth is their boss.

I really don’t think Calliope Petrichor gets enough love. She’s so good. She’s a pathetic wet mess of a woman with an adorable accent, a bellybutton piercing and tattoos. Callie’s also so power. She’s got a bunch of bard and paladin spells. The Callie Finale was awesome. (Shame on whoever shamed her for it!) She’s a bit of a loser and she’s cool and she’s hot. She deserves the world! She deserves a partner who won’t break her heart. I’d like to kiss her.