Las Vegas weekend is fast approaching and Charles is sure that his new mind-reading ability might be detrimental to his own sanity.
Yeah, I donât even know. The past chapter was incredibly easy to write and this one flowed like an obstructed pipe. It was HELL, you guys. But at least enjoy the filler and the flirting.
As always, the comments are always appreciated.
Chapters: 4/?
Fandom: Formula 1 RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Charles Leclerc/Carlos Sainz Jr
Characters: Charles Leclerc, Carlos Sainz Jr
Additional Tags: Magical Realism
Summary:
Charles suffers a DNF during a wet track at Interlagos. When he gets out of the car, he assumes he might be concussed, only to realize that he now possessed the ability to read people's thoughts.
In Carlos's mind, Charles was enveloped in warm hues and shades of red.
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Combeferre and Courfeyrac's wedding present from Joly, Bossuet, and Musichetta is large, heavy, and square.
"Is it chocolate?" Courfeyrac asked.
"You've asked that about all of them, and we have yet to receive any chocolate," Combeferre replies, before anyone else has a chance.
Courfeyrac pouts. "Yeah, but that doesn't mean none of them will be chocolate."
Combeferre rolls his eyes and holds out his hand for the present. (Courfeyrac isn't allowed to unwrap any more, because, in Grantaire's words, "he gets way too excited and wrapping paper flies everywhere. It's like a puppy with a new toy, only a grown man, and not as cute.") Once the present is sufficiently weighing down his arm, Combeferre begins to unwrap methodically: ripping the wrapping paper exactly along the seams, sliding off the ribbon, and placing everything in a paper bag next to the side of the table.
Courfeyrac looms over his shoulder, eagerly peeking at ... A book.
Or, to be precise, a thick, dark brown leather book with gold leaf pages.
"We made you a scrapbook!" Joly exclaims, bouncing up and down in his seat a little.
Bossuet nods and says, "Well, they made you a scrapbook out of the pictures I gathered. I'm not supposed to get near scissors."
"There are pictures from your entire lives in there," Musichetta adds. "Since you met in kindergarten, up until today. The last ones were put in just a few minutes ago. Don't ask how I managed that."
Courfeyrac grabs the book and begins flipping through -- page after page of him and Combeferre at school, him and Combeferre in the playground, him and Combeferre at each other's houses ... And then, later, him and Combeferre in college, him and Combeferre finally getting their shit together, him and Combeferre in their apartment together ...
"This is amazing," he whispers, eyes wide. "There are so many pictures! How did you fill up the entire thing?"
Joly shrugs. "You guys have been friends for what, twenty years now? That's a lot of time. And Courfeyrac's mom took tons of pictures."
Combeferre glances at Courfeyrac. "Twenty years exactly, actually," he says quietly. "This is the twentieth anniversary of when we first met."
"What?!" Courfeyrac literally squeals. Twelve-year-old girl meeting her favorite boyband squeals. It's painful to hear.
Luckily, his friends don't have to endure that pain for very long, because in only moments, he's making out with Combeferre as though there is nobody else in the universe.
(this got a bit longer than originally intended. Â but, admittedly, writer/editor au is one of my all-time favorite aus, so. Â thank you so much, anon, for sending me this!!)
Only half an hour after she sends the first draft (well, if it can still be called a first draft, as itâs been painstakingly read and re-read and read aloud, every word analyzed â but thatâs just her writing process, so she still calls it a first draft) Combeferreâs phone buzzes.
[from: Courfeyrac] i love it i love it i l OVE IT I WANT TO MARRY IT DO NOT CHANGE A SINGLE THING PLEASE & THANK GOODBYE
Combeferre stares at the screen for a moment, her mind strangely blank. And then, it buzzes again, for longer this time.
[from: Courfeyrac] i didnt actually mean goodbye, donât go, respond or something
[from: Courfeyrac] tell me where u think we should send this, because i have several ideas but i want to hear ur input first - like are we thinking add this to the short story collection? or find some lit mag that wants it? or just post it on ur webpage and let ur fans have a field day? all ideas are good
Another moment passes. Combeferre slowly takes a sip of tea, drums her knuckles on her desk precisely twelve times, and, finally, types slowly.
[to: Courfeyrac] You usually have many more comments than âdo not change a single thing.â Is there really not even one comma you want me to remove?
Combeferre barely even has time to read one sentence in her book before the reply comes.
[from: Courfeyrac] ur writing isnât usually this brilliant. i mean i could go over it more carefully if u rly want but
Combeferre sighs, puts her bookmark (a slip of paper ripped out of her purse-sized writing notebook) in her book, and folds her hands behind her head. She closes her eyes and carefully analyzes what could be different about this short story â it was written fairly quickly, for her, and there is nothing particularly original or exciting about the characters or storyline. Itâs merely a small expansion into the world of her fantasy series. Why is Courfeyrac so enthralled by it?
After a minute or so, Combeferre believes she has a hypothesis.
[to: Courfeyrac] You know, you donât have to be extra nice to me or my writing just because we got together recently. We should keep our professional relationship out of our personal relationship, and vice versa â didnât we agree to that?
When the response comes, Combeferre is surprised to find sheâs been holding her breath.
[from: Courfeyrac] yeah, & u broke it pretty quickly, ferre
[from: Courfeyrac] u wrote a short story putting US into the series. of course im gonna love it
Okay. Not the answer Combeferre was expecting. Not even remotely. She stares at her phone, fingers frozen.
[from: Courfeyrac] ferre?
[from: Courfeyrac] love?
[from: Courfeyrac] darling?
[from: Courfeyrac] babe?
[from: Courfeyrac] baby babe bae
[from: Courfeyrac] please respond im starting to get worried
Combeferre opens up her laptop and re-reads the short story again. Itâs the story of the library in the capital city of her magical realm â the story of a smart, well-educated librarian who thought she knew everything and the feisty, wild-eyed dragon rider who barges into that library, blows the dust off those books, and teaches that librarian that she does not, in fact, know much at all.
⌠Oh.
[from: Courfeyrac] u didnt even realize that u were writing about us, did u?
[from: Courfeyrac] for someone so smart, u can be so incredibly dumb
they r at the beach for the day and then suddenly hurricane (I dont mean like Eponine Thenardier I mean like an actual hurricane with wind and rain and shit) and the like 20 beachgoers have to hide under one of the apartment buildings facing the beach and idk maybe marius and cosette are living in one of those buildings for the summer and they invite literally the entire group in for showers and coffee
okay so I may have fucked up this one a little because I was writing it in the car, so I didnât remember the whole thing, I just remembered the âtheyâre at the beach for a day and then suddenly hurricaneâ part. so the fic sort-of went in a different direction from there. but still, I think itâs pretty cute, so.
Itâs a beautiful day at the beach.
The sun is shining, the wind is refreshing without being annoying, the seagulls are calling overhead, the ocean is a comforting lull in the background, and Combeferre is almost finished with his book. His friends are all around him somewhere nearby, most of them playing in the water or helping with Bahorelâs attempt to build the greatest sandcastle known to man. He could help them, he supposes, but Combeferre is a guy who knows how to appreciate the simple things â namely, warmth, a soft towel, and a good book. Heâd be content to stay here for hours, honestly, without schoolwork or protests or anything serious demanding his attention.
Of course, the moment he makes that decision is the exact moment that the clouds decide to open up on him.
Seriously, one moment, everything is sunny and warm and perfect, and the next, rain is pounding straight into his very bones. The sky is dim and dark like something out of a horror movie, and the wind now threatens to pick him up and carry him off if he isnât careful.
In command as always, Enjolras starts barking orders to all of their friends in earshot: âGrab everything you can carry whether itâs yours or not and run to the car as fast as you can!â
Joly, Bossuet, Eponine, and Grantaire, who had been swimming when the storm hit, immediately rush onto the beach and grab their towels. Bahorel abandons his sandcastle with a forlorn glance, then stands and goes to bundle up the huge beach umbrella. For his part, Combeferre jams all of the loose items he can reach into his bag, then hoists it into his arms along with two beach chairs and a couple of towels.
Before taking off, he looks around to make sure that Courfeyrac is okay. He finds him to his left, helping Cosette pack the remnants of their picnic lunch into the cooler.
âHey, Cosette!â Combeferre shouts.
She looks up and gives him a confident grin.
âTake care of him, would you? Iâve only got one boyfriend, and I donât want him to be carried away by a hurricane.â
Cosette laughs and gives Combeferre a quick salute before returning to packing up food.
With his boyfriend left in competent hands, Courfeyrac feels much safer about starting to sprint to the car. Heâs in decent shape and heâs never been a bad runner, but this harsh rain is something else. Ever step is an effort, the wind seems to have a specific agenda of knocking as much out os his hands as possible, and the humidity is fogging up his glasses so much, he can barely see.
After what seems like an age, however, Combeferre finally makes it to the car (Jolyâs momâs van, the only car that can hold their whole group), and drops his load in the trunk and his butt in the driverâs seat. Courfeyrac and Cosette arrive a minute later, hoisting the cooler between them. (Combeferre has to make a calculated effort not to look at Courfeyrac for too long, because his hair is wet and his T-shirt is sticking to his chest and that is Very Distracting.)
Everyone has piled in and Combeferre is just about to start the car when a thought hits him like a shark falling out of the sky.
âFuck,â he curses.
Combeferre rarely curses â aloud, anyway â so the car immediately goes silent.
âWhat is it?â Courfeyrac asks.
âI forgot my book at the beach,â Combeferre explains. âItâs no big deal, itâs just â it was from the school library, the fines will be huge, and I was almost done with it âŚâ
Courfeyrac holds up his hands. âSay no more.â
âWhat?â
Courfeyrac pushes open the passenger door (heâs called shotgun for eternity whenever Combeferre is driving and the others are hard-pressed to argue) and sprints off into the storm before anyone can say another word.
Combeferre is rarely speechless, but he can safely say that this is one of those times.
Ten minutes pass â ten minutes split between wondering about his boyfriend and fending off lewd comments from his friends. (âMan, I wish I had a boyfriend like that.â âWhat are you doing for him in the bedroom that makes him that eager to please, Ferre?â)
And then, just before Grantaire can make a particularly rude gesture, Courfeyrac appears in the distance, carrying the book over his head like a trophy.
Even though itâs still pouring rain outside, everyone cranks open the windows to cheer him on: âCâmon, Courf you got this!â âRun, Courf, run!â âPIERRE LOUIS COURFEYRAC WE HAVE ONE MORE COOKIE AND IF YOU DONâT GET HERE IN TEN SECONDS I WILL EAT IT I SWEAR TO GOD.â
He grits his teeth, puts on one last burst of speed, and makes it to the van in record time. Combeferre holds the door open for him as he slides into the passenger seat, book still held aloft.
Courfeyrac presents the book to his boyfriend with a flourish. Itâs soaked through and the cover is hanging by a thread, but at this point, Combeferre doesnât particularly care.
He grabs Courfeyrac by the practically obsolete collar and drags him in, then proceeds to kiss him senseless.
âSo, am I getting lucky tonight?â Courfeyrac asks when they pull apart, grinning.
Combeferre shoves him back to his side of the car. âNot now you arenât.â
(But he is. Of course he is. Courfeyrac gets lucky every night, and itâs painfully obvious.)
And they drive away to the sound of their friendsâ laughter.
courferre where courf dies in a protest BUT theyre engaged and so as combeferre's holding him after having dragged him into a quiet, relatively safe location, they say their vows really quick and then combeferre realizes he's a widow?
okay nonnie, first of all, I hate you for sending me something this painful. second of all, since you sent me painful, I decided to go maximum pain. and I wrote with fem!courf, because ... well, youâll see.
âThereâs a boy coming over the barricade!â
Combeferre rushes forward the moment he recognizes the climber â tan coat disguising her figure and green cap hiding her auburn curls, but thereâs no way it could be anyone else. The fightingâs not too bad right now and spirits are still high, but still, he didnât want her anywhere near the place, and it may have just been his imagination, but he can swear he heard a shot when she clambered over the top of the barricade â
Courfeyrac jumps nimbly down from a table stacked precariously near the bottom of the barricade and puts a hand on a nearby chair to steady herself, her green eyes bright and sparkling beneath her cap.
âHi, Ferre,â she says, as gaily as though this is just another night at the Musain.
Combeferre crosses the last couple of meters to get to her and grabs both of her hands in his. The plain, gold band on her finger knocks against his, the metal cold and uncomforting. âCourfeyrac, what are you doing here?â he hisses. âThis is no place for you!â
âI know.â She smiles. âStill, I had to tell Marius I delivered his letter. And I wanted to be with you.â
Her smile is as beautiful as the first time Combeferre saw it, and all he wants is to bundle her up in blankets and keep her safe and warm and far, far away from here â but he is, he is so glad to see her, see her okay â
âYou are okay, arenât you?â he asks her, suddenly desperate. He looks at her carefully, up and down, from the boots on her feet to the top of her head and back again, and â oh, no.
His hand goes slowly, trembling, to the dark spot on her jacket.
âOh, that? Thatâs nothing.â Courfeyrac laughs, but her laugh is breathless and her brow is drawn.
Combeferre carefully peels away her coat to find a circle of bright red, the color of their flag.
âIâm sorry, Combeferre,â Courfeyrac whispers. And she falls â collapses into his arms. She is so heavy. Too heavy.
He sits at the bottom of the barricade, not caring who can see. Itâs as though the world has slowly slowed and narrowed, to only him and this beautiful, wonderful, stupid girl flickering out before his very eyes.
âYou canât,â he says, voice half-whisper half-sob. âItâs too son. We were going to get married, Courfeyrac ââ
She reaches up and cups his cheek, her hand cold and clammy. âWe can still get married,â she whispers. âDonât say that we canât, Combeferre, please.â
âI got the certificate last week,â Bahorel says, from a few steps away.
Combeferre looks up and realizes that, somehow, without his noticing, all of their friends have gathered in a half-circle around them.
âI have the rings,â Enjolras says, reaching into his coat pocket.
âWe can all provide witness,â Joly adds. Bossuet, standing next to him, nods and grabs Jolyâs hand. Joly, in turn, grabs Jehanâs hand, and in a few seconds, all of their friends are linked together. When he imagined his wedding, Combeferre had always pictured a small church, and endless flowers, and Courfeyrac in a lovely, white dress (Enjolras had said that fancy weddings were a tool of the patriarchy, but Courfeyrac had told him she wanted to look pretty, had insisted) â but this, sitting on a barricade with all of his friends around him â
Even in the face of losing the one person he canât live without, Combeferre is surrounded by love. He couldnât ask for a better wedding.
Courfeyrac must feel the same way, because she smiles and gives Bahorel a nod. He pulls out a crumpled slip of paper out of his pocket, unfolds it, and begins to read.
âDo you, Jacques Combeferre, take Amia Courfeyrac to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do you part?â
Combeferre tightens his hold on Courfeyracâs hand. He looks into her green eyes and wishes he could drown there, curl up into a ball in her chest and stay there forever. âI do.â
âAnd do you, Amia Courfeyrac, take Jacque Combeferre to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do you part?â
Courfeyrac smiles, and it is the most beautiful thing Combeferre has ever seen. âI do.â
On his cheek, Combeferre begins to feel the first drops of rain.
âI now pronounce you man and wife,â Bahorel says. âYou may now kiss the bride.â
Combeferre closes his eyes and gives his new wife the lightest of kisses, softer than the rain now falling on her skin. Her lips are sweet, and he could swear he can smell flowers in her hair.
She is very still.
He pulls away and opens his eyes. Her eyes will never open again. And the rain continues â the whole sky is weeping for his beautiful girl. His beautiful, wonderful, too good for this world girl.
Combeferre was a husband â and then not a husband â so quickly. He doesnât want to be a widower. Not for long.
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Hi, congrats on reaching the 500! I know this is not very original but could you perhaps write something about Courferre fake dating, please? I'd prefer it if they'd get together for real, but if you want to have them simply trolling the rest of Les Amis, I'd still be super interested. Thanks :)
nonnie, Iâm going to let you in on a little secret: I actually kind-of donât like the fake dating trope? like, there are plenty of cute fics with it, but the whole miscommunication as a plot device thing really annoys me. so I sort-of wrote fake dating, but I sort-of didnât. I hope you like it, anyway! :)
Itâs a typical Friday night. Â Combeferre and Courfeyrac are sitting side by side on Courfeyracâs bed, watching old episodes of Parks and Recreation on Combeferreâs laptop, celebrating the fact that they have an entire seventy-two hours before their next classes.
Theyâre halfway through season three and Leslie Knope is completely losing her shit when Courfeyrac suddenly says, âFerre, I have an idea.â
Combeferre pauses the video and gives him a Look. (Bossuet once described Combeferreâs Look as, âItâs like your dad just found out you completely trashed his nice, new car and he doesnât usually get mad but this car was his baby and you are literally so dead.â The Look can terrify mere mortals to the point of no return. Courfeyrac is, at this point, mostly immune, but it still gives him chills.)
âIs this a good idea?â Combeferre asks.
âItâs a great idea,â Courfeyrac replies. âItâs, like, the Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail of ideas.â
âAre you sure about that?â
âCâmon, Ferre, when have I ever let you down?â Courfeyrac wheedles.
Before Combeferre can answer that, he adds, âJust hear me out, please?â
Combeferre sighs. âOkay, fine. But no promises.â
âAlright!â Courfeyrac fist-pumps triumphantly. âThe idea is ...â He pauses, for suspense. âWe should fake-date.â
The room is silent for a long moment as Combeferreâs eyebrow goes from slightly incredulous to seriously concerned. âWhy?â he finally says.
âBecause, um, it would be funny?â Courfeyrac offers. âI mean, our friends would be so surprised! Imagine the look on Enjolrasâ face. And Joly would go nuts, oh man. Do you think Jehan would write us poetry? âCause I totally think he would ââ
âCourfeyrac,â Combeferre says, effectively cutting off the tirade. âHave you thought this through at all? Like, what would we say when they ask us how we got together? How would we keep up the appearance of a relationship without them suspecting? What would we do to end the charade?â
Courfeyracâs face calls, like a puppy whose favorite toy has just been taken away. âI donât know, I just figured, youâre smart, you could work out all that stuff ... But if you donât want to do it, then, I guess ...â
âItâs not that â well.â Combeferre looks down at Courfeyracâs bed, traces the pattern of blue and gold on the blanket. âWhatâs the point of fake-dating when you can ... When you can date for real?â
Courfeyrac is pretty sure his lungs just stopped working for a second.
âI â I mean,â Combeferre continues, disheartened by the lack of response, âif you just thought that it would be a good joke and you didnât mean anything by it, Iâm really sorry, I didnât mean to â I just really like you, like, I normally donât get romantic feelings for people but youâre the exception and Iâd hate to pretend to date you without really meaning any of it, even if itâs just for our friends and ââ
Courfeyrac canât hold himself back any longer â he leans in and kisses Combeferre, square on the lips.
Combeferre is still for a moment, surprised, but then he smiles against Courfeyracâs mouth and parts his lips to let Courfeyrac in â tastes peppermint and cafeteria coffee and the cookies they ate together earlier.
When they pull apart, both of them are grinning.
âI donât think Iâve ever seen you that flustered before,â Courfeyrac says, laughing a little.
Combeferre goes red. Itâs adorable. âSo is that a ââ
âIâve got a really good idea, now,â Courfeyrac tells him. âHow about we date? For real?â
âYes, you idiot,â Combeferre answers almost immediately. And he grabs Courfeyrac by the collar and brings him in closer to kiss him again.
(sorry this one took longer than the other prompts! Â I hope all of the fluff and ridiculousness makes up for it)
5. âBut what a sheep!â â Les Miserables, page 24
âCourfeyrac, seriously, what are we doing?â
Itâs been two hours since Courfeyrac dragged Combeferre out of bed, handed him a thermos of coffee, and thrust him into Bahorelâs car. Two hours of driving â first through Paris, then on ancient dirt roads that made the car bump and jostle like a marble in a giantâs palm, all of it with Courfeyrac singing along to the most obnoxious songs on the radio and no book to read. Combeferre was going to spend his morning reading up on microbiology and the latest discoveries in immunology research, not cramped into a tiny, uninsured car that smells faintly of piss.
At least, now that theyâre out of the car (in the middle of an empty field, no less) he can breathe properly.
âDonât you have any idea?â Courfeyrac replies. He turns to Combeferre, grinning widely â he knows itâs so much harder for Combeferre to be mad at him when he smiles like that, itâs not fair.
âNot really, no.â Combeferre looks around, taking in his surroundings: a sea of grass stretching out to the horizon, only broken occasionally by colorful spots of wildflowers and distant shapes vaguely resembling trees. The sun hangs serenely overhead, spilling its golden warmth down through the clear, blue sky onto the countryside below. Behind him, the road leads off to destinations unknown, no cars in sight for miles. Somewhere nearby, a bird chirps merrily.
Combeferre has no idea why heâs here, and says as much.
âReally?â Courfeyrac asks. âI thought you were supposed to be the smart one.â
Combeferre rolls his eyes. âEven the most brilliant of scientists would have trouble figuring out how your mind works.â
âThanks,â Courfeyrac says, laughing. âAnd weâre here because you need to get out more. You spend so much time cooped up in the apartment, with your books and all your science-y stuff, that you donât ever come outside and enjoy the nice weather! Come on, you have to admit itâs really nice out.â
âIt is,â Combeferre agrees.
âSee? Whatâd I tell you? So, I told the lab youâre not coming in today, and weâre spending the day here. You donât get to back out of this, so donât even try.â Courfeyrac points at his boyfriend sternly, emphasizing that he is not to even think about arguing, then runs back to the car and disappears for a moment into the trunk.
Combeferre waits, marveling at this strange, wonderful man whose affections he has somehow managed to secure.  (And his ass. Courfeyrac has a nice ass, especially in jeans, and when heâs bent over to peer into the trunk â can you really blame Combeferre for enjoying the view?)
Courfeyrac reappears after a moment, honest-to-got picnic basket in hand. âBreakfast,â he explains, then proceeds to find a spot of soft grass and spread a beach towel over it. Combeferre heads over to help him.
Soon enough, they practically have a whole buffet spread out on the grass: croissants, fruit, sausages, toast, and a large thermos of coffee.
âThere are sandwiches in there for lunch, too,â Courfeyrac says, gesturing to the picnic basket.
Combeferre stares at it for a second. It hits him, suddenly, that Courfeyrac usually canât be trusted to plan anything. That Courfeyrac is usually one of the least responsible of their friends. That asking Courfeyrac to get food is like asking a lion to babysit a herd of gazelles.
âI canât believe you did all of this for me,â Combeferre says quietly.
Courfeyrac turns to him, a small smile (the smile Combeferre likes to think is just for him) on his face. âOf course I did. Iâd do anything for you.â
And, well â Combeferre just has to kiss him, after that. Itâs the only possible course of action, really.
Combeferre has Courfeyrac on his back, pressing kisses along his shoulders and up his neck, when he notices a spot of white maybe twenty feet away. He stops and sits up, adjusting his glasses to see better.
âFerre?â Courfeyrac asks. âWhat is it?â
Itâs â well, itâs mostly white, the fluffy kind of white, like a huge cotton ball, or maybe a marshmallow. And it has a black head, small, rounded ears, beady eyes staring straight into Combeferreâs â
âA sheep,â he tells his boyfriend. âThereâs a sheep watching us.â
âWhat? For real?â Courfeyrac pushes himself into a sitting position, follows the line of Combeferreâs gaze, then starts to laugh. âThereâs a sheep watching us!â he repeats. âIsnât that great, Ferre? Hey, Mr. Sheep. Or is it Mrs. Sheep? Comrade Sheep? Iâm planning to have some hot sex with my amazing boyfriend, here. Want to join us?â
Combeferreâs eyes go wide. Â âWhat?â
Courfeyrac laughs â giggles turning to chuckles turning to full-on laughter, until heâs quivering like a leaf in the wind, falling back onto the grass. âI was kidding, Ferre,â he says, with some difficulty. Then, raising an eyebrow, he adds, âUnless you want to?â
Combeferre hits him. (It only makes him laugh harder.)
And then, somehow, Courfeyrac is pulling his boyfriend down and kissing him again, kissing him as though they have all the time in the world and he wants to spend all of it doing exactly this â and maybe this isnât how Combeferre pictured his day going, but heâs completely okay with it. So, totally okay. More than okay.
(Even if the sheep doesnât leave for the next hour.)
(courferre soulmate au based on one of the headcanons from this post; beta'd by the wonderful knightgrantaire; read it on the ao3 here)
and I swear, thereâs a lot of vegetables out there, that crop up for air,
and yeah, I never thought that we were two peas in a pod,
until you suddenly bloomed, and I knew,
that Iâll always love you.
(oh, Iâll always love you, too.)
--Â Honey and the Bee by Owl City
Combeferre is late to kindergarten.
Itâs the second day, so itâs not quite as embarrassing as it could be, but still â Combeferre hates calling attention to himself, and now he will have to march into the classroom ten minutes after first bell, face burning the color of an overripe strawberry. His mother tries to console him, apologizing over and over for the delay as she runs stop signs and speeds through intersections â all to no avail.
Heâs still pouting when he peeks his head around the corner of the open door â all the class can see at first is a pair of wide, blue eyes blinking owlishly from behind round glasses.
âHello, little man,â Miss Fantine says kindly, waving at him from her seat at the front of the room. âWould you like to join us?â
Combeferre nods hesitantly, then inches around the door into the classroom. The other children are coloring, it seems â seventeen heads are bent over white sheets of paper, small, red chairs pushed right up against the short tables.  Combeferre scans the room, head swiveling back and forth as he searches for an empty seat.
Finally, he spots an unoccupied chair near the back of the room, next to a small boy with wild, chocolate-brown curls. Combeferre makes his way over slowly, careful not to bump into anyone, then pulls his chair out with a quiet squeal and sits down. Heâs not entirely sure what to do â thereâs some extra paper in the center of the table, decorated with outlines of suns and beaches and sea creatures, but he doesnât see any extra crayons.
Someone taps Combeferre on the shoulder. He turns to see the curly-haired boy smiling at him â and something warm uncurls and settles in the pit of his stomach.
âDo you want to share with me?â the boy says.
Combeferreâs eyes go wide. He was late, and â and he took a seat without asking, and yet still â
âReally?â he asks.
ââCourse,â the other boy replies. He holds out a handful of crayons in a variety of colors â red, blue, green, pink, orange. Combeferre takes them â and wonders why a strange feeling runs up his arm when  their hands touch.
âIâm Courfeyrac, by the way,â the boy â Courfeyrac â adds after a moment.
âCombeferre,â Combeferre replies.
Courfeyrac repeats the name, as though trying it out on his tongue, then returns to coloring. Or â well, not coloring, as Combeferre realizes after a couple of minutes, but drawing his own picture on the back side of the paper.
âWhatâre â whatâre you drawing?â Combeferre asks.
Courfeyrac turns to him, grin wider than before. âIâm drawing you.â
âMe?â Combeferre peers over the smaller boyâs shoulder to find a lopsided oval with crooked glasses, a too-large nose, and a small smile, all done in bright yellow.
Nobody has ever done anything like that for Combeferre before.
âWhy me?â he wonders aloud.
âBecause youâre my new best friend,â Courfeyrac answers â confidently, easily, as though itâs the most natural thing in the world.
âOh. Okay.â Combeferre smiles â and he doesnât feel so bad about being late any more.
twenty years later.
âSo, R,â Courfeyrac says, pausing to steal a handful of popcorn from the bowl in the center of the table, âI hear your kid sister just hit the big two-one.â
Grantaire moves the bowl to the left, out of Courfeyracâs reach (they havenât even started the movie yet, he canât eat all of it) before answering. âYeah, she did. I took her drinking and everything â itâs nice that itâs finally legal.â
âHas she showed you her tattoo yet?â Joly pipes up from the floor beneath Courfeyracâs feet. All of the others turn in Grantaireâs direction at the notion â itâs been a while since anyone in their group has had soulmate news, so this is exciting.
Unfortunately, Grantaire only shakes his head, saying, âShe wouldnât show it to me.â
âYou know what that means,â Bahorel tells him, grinning. âEither itâs teeth-rottingly sweet or horribly embarrassing.â
âCanât be worse than her brotherâs,â Courfeyrac replies.
Grantaire shrugs, the first couple of words of his long, angry speech of a tattoo peeking up above the line of his T-shirt. âI donât know, I kind-of like mine.â
Courfeyrac snorts and falls back against the couch â he ends up resting against Jehan, who immediately pulls a Sharpie out of somewhere or other and begins to doodle on Courfeyracâs arm. Â âI wish I could say the same thing about mine,â he mutters.
He rolls back the sleeve of his shirt to examine his tattoo for the hundred millionth time â âreally?â in small, neat script, curled around his wrist.
âI mean,â he says, more loudly than before, âreally? Really what? Really why? Really in what kind of a tone of voice? Sarcastic?  Amazed? Concerned?â
His friends have all heard this rant so many times, they probably have it memorized; theyâre no longer sympathetic, not even a little.
âI think âreally?â is a pretty common response to you in general, Courf,â Grantaire tells him in a very serious voice.
Joly nods, then pokes Courfeyracâs outstretched foot and goes, âReally?â in a high-pitched, squeaky voice.
âReally?â Bossuet adds, in an exaggerated English accent.
âReally?â Bahorel chimes in, in a low growl.
âReally?â Eponine contributes, in a whiny, nasally voice.
Soon enough, Courfeyrac is surrounded by a chorus of âreally?âs from all directions â even Marius is pressured into joining (by Cosette, the evil witch) and leans over to shout it directly into his ear, which hurts, thank you very much. And then, recovering from that traumatizing experience, he discovers that Feuilly has stolen Jehanâs Sharpie and scrawled, âreally?â on Courfeyracâs shin, which is honestly too much.
âAll right, thatâs enough!â he shouts. He grabs a pillow and starts beating them off one by one â itâs a hard fight, impossible odds, but he is a fighter and he will not be defeated by shrieking âreally?â demons â he fought off a dog that was trying to steal Mariusâ wallet once so heâs basically invincible â he pushes back first Grantaire, then Bossuet, then â
Crash!
Oh, shit. That was definitely not a person that Courfeyrac just hit.
âWhatâs going on in here?â Combeferre asks, coming into the room with the second bowl of popcorn (they usually need at least three.)
âUm, Courf broke a lamp,â Joly replies nervously.
Combeferre raises a single judgmental eyebrow. âReally?â he says. (And something about that âreally?â â perfectly bland, perfectly callous, perfectly Combeferre â echoes in Courfeyracâs mind and makes his heart beat double time.) âThe first time I convince Enjolras to host movie night at our place, and you break a lamp?â He shakes his head. âTruly astounding. I should have you kicked out, Courfeyrac.â
Courfeyrac pouts and flails dramatically, careful not to hit any lamps this time. âBut Feeeeerre!â he protests. âYou love me!â
And once more, the eyebrow performs its sacred duty.
âSomehow, I doubt that very much,â Bahorel says, laughing.
âBut itâs true!â Courfeyrac turns to him, hands on hips â the love between him and his two best friends is a fact that should not ever be disputed, ever.  Ever. âHeâs loved me ever since we met in kindergarten.â
âKindergarten?â Eponine asks. âHeâs put up with you for that long? Iâm impressed.â
âOn the second day of school, he came in late and I shared my crayons with him,â Courfeyrac explains. âSo he basically owes me a lifelong debt.â
Combeferre rolls his eyes, deposits the popcorn on the table, and is about to go search for his roommate (last seen working on a paper definitely not as important as movie night) when Joly gasps.
Joly gasps â and all eyes in the room turn to him, as though a spotlight has suddenly been switched on above his head.
âCombeferre,â he says, âCombeferre, your tattoo â isnât it about sharing?â
And the world stops.
Courfeyrac thinks back, and â heâs in that classroom again, he can see the bright colors and the posters on the walls and a shy boy in glasses who looked so nervous, why is he so nervous, he has nothing to be afraid of, he should be smiling.
He should be smiling, Courfeyrac realizes.  He should always be smiling.
Something clicks into place. Courfeyrac takes a shuddering breath, and the world starts turning again.
He stands hurriedly â knocking into several of his friends in his haste to get his feet on the ground â then crosses the room to Combeferre, one step at a time. Combeferre is standing frozen, blue eyes wide behind black-framed glasses.
âKindergarten,â Courfeyrac says. âYou came in late, you didnât know where to sit ââ
Combeferre nods so quickly, his glasses almost fall off. âAnd you let me sit next to you, you gave me your crayons ââ
âYou looked lost, and I didnât want you to be lost ââ
âDo you want to share with me?â
âReally?â
Combeferre pulls down his shirt to reveal a short string of words trailing across his collarbone, letters in messy block print, almost as though written by a childâs hand. Courfeyrac has seen it before, of course â heâs seen all of his friendsâ tattoos â but itâs something else to realize that itâs for him, that those words are something he said, twenty years ago â now written in ink on Combeferreâs skin, for all the world (or only Courfeyrac) to see.
He reaches out a hand and traces across the words â lightly, delicately, but Combeferre gasps all the same.
âCourfeyrac,â he whispers. And it sounds different from how anyoneâs ever said Courfeyracâs name before â it sounds awed, amazed, reverent.
âCombeferre,â Courfeyrac replies. His hand stops, resting on Combeferreâs heart.
He leans in â closes the distance. Itâs easy, itâs natural, itâs what theyâve been waiting for all their lives.
They break apart, both of them beaming uncontrollably. Courfeyrac doesnât think itâs physically possible for him ever to be sad again.
âDo you want us to wait for you to start the movie?â someone calls from the other side of the room, accompanied by hoots and raucous laughter.
Courfeyrac holds his breath.
âNo,â Combeferre says. âDonât bother.â
He grabs Courfeyracâs wrist â the really? beneath his fingers suddenly the best tattoo anyone could ever wish for â and leads him out of the room.
a couple of hours later.
âIâm in love with you,â Courfeyrac says, breathless.
Combeferre grins and presses their foreheads together. âReally?â
Courfeyrac canât decide whether to hit him or kiss him. (Luckily, Combeferre makes the decision for him.)