#c(hc)

Jean: in the middle of defending himself and wanting to speak up. he takes in a deep breath when suddenly his s/o steps in and he just freezes and stares at them. it takes a whole ass minute until he starts blushing and thinking “WTF WAS THAT?? I LOVE THEM! BUT ALSO WTF?”

Armin: probably knows what they’re up to within the first two syllables and wants to shut them up for damage control. just trying to cover their mouth with his hands and interrupting them. “haha good one, y/n!! let’s just leave, okay?”

Connie: stares and blinks, then turns into a smug and proudly grinning bastard. “hah. damn right, y/n, couldn’t have said it better myself!” he’s taking it 100% serious, what a dork.

(note that I rounded for the feet/inch heights so it may not be completely accurate)

first up: umbrella man who is 192 cm/6′4

he t a l l

then we got huxley who is 186 cm/6′1

after that is aiden, who is 183 cm/6′0

then seth, who is 180 cm/5′11

then charles, who is 178 cm/5′10

next up is frei, who is 172/5′8

frei is tied with florence, who is also 172/5′8

next is bennett, just a few cm below florence at 170/5′7

and then there’s C, who’s 165/5′5 

then scarlett, who’s 158/5′2

then charlotte, who is a single centimeter shorter than scarlett at 157/5′2

vincent and charlotte are tied at 157/5′2 (wow charles really is so much taller than vince and it makes me laugh. i bet c was taller than vince despite being a vincent vessel because charles was like ‘hes too short imma make him taller’)

next, anri, who is 149/4′11

and last as well as least (height-wise) is mr. honikker at 143/4′8

(as for q84 and the other charlottes, I couldn’t find a height so I just assume they’re the same height as the og charlotte but i’m not sure. obviously the shortest character is florence without limbs. or. no it’s probably magcat)