#bzits

Grian x Mumbo (Grumbo) -> Grian is the only one who can bring Mumbo out of his redstone hyper-focus mode by cooking him unnecessarily gourmet meals and pretending to be sad when Mumbo doesn't instantly sit down to eat with him.

Grian x Scar (Scarian) -> When Scar's in his wheelchair, Grian will run around while pushing him and sing the Mario Kart star song at full volume.

Grian x Bdubs (Gridubs) -> They have a STRICT nighttime routine and if anyone interrupts then they will never hear the end of it.

Grian x Doc (Gridoc) -> Grian keeps bringing different animals home and Doc keeps trying to say no, but every single one grows on him eventually.

Grian x Mumbo x Scar (Mumscarian) -> Mumbo keeps trying to convince the other two to eat redstone, but he's only successfully convinced Scar.

Bdubs x Doc (Bdoc) -> The absolute embodiment of the sunshine/moon trope, but Doc is the sunshine and Bdubs is the moon.

Bdubs x Etho (Ethdubs) -> Etho likes trying on dresses and skirts and gives Bdubs little catwalk fashion shows.

Bdubs x Impulse (Impdubs) -> Extremely sweet to each other while destroying their enemies.

Bdubs x Keralis (Kerdubs) -> They spend every Sunday eating cereal and watching a movie in bed.

Bdubs x Mumbo (Bedstone) -> Mumbo's fast food order is always incorrect and Bdubs is the one who has to ask the worker to correct it.

Bdubs x Zedaph x Impulse x Tango x Skizz (BZITS) -> The ONLY thing that makes them all chill out after hard days is a massive cuddle pile in their nest of blankets, pillows, and stuffed animals.

Cub x Scar (Cubscar) -> When they're close to each other, their eyes get slightly bluer and their prankster urges get stronger, like a physical biological change.

Cub x Doc (Docub) -> They constantly dress up as Dr Frankenstein and Frankenstein's Monster for Halloween, and they switch who is who every year.

Doc x Etho (Detho) -> Doc leaves little gifts and bouquets around Etho's base, but Etho either doesn't see them or has zero idea who they're from until Doc brings it up.

Doc x Ren (Rendoc) -> The fathers of the server.

Doc x Joel (Doel) -> They are the most stubborn and competitive couple to the point that the others can't tell if they're on the verge of breaking up or not -- they never are.

Doc x Zedaph x Impulse x Tango x Skizz (DZITS) -> They regularly smoke zaza together and bake brownies.

Etho x Joel (Smalletho) -> Their only petnames for each other are vicious insults.

Impulse x Skizz (Skizzpulse) -> Impulse doesn't typically like touch, but Skizz's hugs are so warm and comforting that he doesn't mind one bit.

Impulse x Zedaph x Tango (ZIT) -> Tango and Impulse have amazing body heat while Zedaph is always cold, so their cuddles are the perfect temperature.

Impulse x Zedaph x Tango x Skizz (ZITS) -> The other Hermits figured out that they were a polycule after extreme confusion over why they all kiss each other.

Impulse x Tango x Skizz (ITS) -> Impulse and Skizz both use Tango as a heat pack for their wings and chronic pains.

Tango x Jimmy (Ranchers) -> They're both the absolute best gift-givers and always give each other the perfect presents.

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Ship: BZITS

Skizz is quick to flop down on the bed behind Bdubs, laughing as the dryad squeaks and pulls away from Tango.

“Skizz! What was that for?” He yelps.

“Felt like it. Also I can’t see my homie get laid when he hasn’t slept in twenty-four hours."

Skizz is the tallest of them while Zed is the shortest, so he has a tendency to just scoop her up and hold her.

2/5 are basically fully nocturnal, 1/5 has a non-consistent sleep schedule, so both Bdubs and Skizz are the only ones that consistently wake up in the morning.

Skizz, Tango, and Impulse usually cook; Zed is banned and Bdubs is Bdubs (he can cook just... <.<)

They have a cat named Bastard, no I will not explain that one

Bdubs actually kinda sorta joined the polycule by accident in s8 when he started dating Tango and Skizz. He didn't 'officially' join until sometime during s9 when Impulse invited him.

ohhoho. Ohhohohoho. i have thoughts.

•Impulse LOVES cooking for everyone. He usually has help from Skizz, sometimes Bdubs if he's free, but he mostly does it by himself. They all eat dinner together at the table and it's always amazing

•On the other hand, Zedaph and Bdubs always bake for the others. Brownies, cookies, birthday cake, anniversary cake, you name it

•The bed wasn't big enough for all of them, so they bought two double beds and pushed them together to create the Ultimate Bed. It's absolutely COVERED in pillows, blankets, stuffed animals, and Zedaph thinks that his sheep ends up in there somewhere sometimes

•Tango and Impulse will discuss complicated redstone contraptions together and Bdubs sits and nods along (he doesn't understand any of it)

•They all have matching pastry Jellycat plushies (Bdubs has the éclair; Zedaph has the dome framboise; Impulse has the pain au raisin; Tango has the tarte au citron; Skizz has the gateaux)

•They never actually told any of the other Hermits that they were dating, which led to an extremely confusing couple of weeks until Impulse referred to the others as his boyfriends in a meeting

•Bdubs sews up all of the many, many rips in his partners' clothes in colourful thread so everyone can see that he repaired it

•Bdubs' horses and Zedaph's sheep get along shockingly well. Tango tried to convince the others to let him bring a Warden over too but was instantly vetoed

•Tango likes wearing the others' clothes, including Bdubs' moss cape

•Surrounded by a blazeborn, a demon, and an angel, Zedaph and Bdubs are always at the coziest temperature when they all cuddle up

•Skizz leaves stickers around on his boyfriends' stuff. Multiple times, Bdubs has had to get someone to remove a smiley face sticker from his back. Tango leaves them around because he finds it endearing

•Tango instinctively throws spilled salt over his left shoulder while cooking, and Impulse winces every time

•Spooning order, smallest to biggest: Bdubs, Zedaph, Tango, Skizz, Impulse

•Bdubs adores being pampered and the others fulfil all that and more. He gets a spa day, like, twice a month