Ah Target. You are stupid as fuck.
Okay so Target's realized "oh hey we actually do need your "woke" dollars" and here's how they're going about trying to get them back.
THC infused drinks in states that have legalized recreational cannabis. Because sure, if I lived in a state with legalized cannabis, I definitely wouldn't go to dispensaries to try all the different edibles. No. I would definitely head straight to Target for a Happy Can. 🙄
A new baby boutique with 1000's more baby clothes and whatnot. Because the falling birth rate means that will be super profitable. Such a smart move ya. 🤡
Home decor items. Overpriced cheap home decor. Another winner for sure from the genius C suite. I bet that'll go so well. 💀
Even more fast fashion, directly from Shein herself, but now at 100x the price! 🤣
With such great no fail plans, I bet it's gonna be an amazing 2026 for Target shareholders.
At my local Target, when I stopped in to see how things were going, all their bakery and deli products were yellow stickered, the fruits and vegetables were rotting in their bins, and most of the food products on the shelves and in the fridges were expired. So I guess you could say it's not going very awesome and probably won't ever be again.












