#buttpirates

“Okay team... this has been quite an experience, but we’re here. Let’s be happy and excited. Here are your room keys. Ralphy and Young, you’ll be in 415. Chanel and Ché, yall are in 515.” Gorgeous said as she handed each member, their room key cards.

“What about your room?” Young asked.

“I’m grown; none of your business, Young. Focus on the competition tomorrow.”

“...”

“I expect you all to be on your best behavior. Kudos to Ralphy handling his first flight like a champ!”

“Champ! Champ!” Ralphy replied while raising a clenched black fist in the air.

“That’s the spirit! Have a goodnight team. I’m going to go get some rest. If you need me for anything, call.”

“ I need a drink!” Chanel said.

We all do...

“Chanel! I better not catch you at the bar!”

“Huh?” Chanel asked innocently.

“That goes for all of you! No drinks, no sex, nada. Focus on our first trial. Understood?”

“Yes ma’am” They all replied in unison.

“Awesome, goodnight.” Gorgeous said as she climbed in the elevator that was going to take her to her room’s floor. “Hey, hey, hey.” She said as she boarded. There are plenty of other elevators for yall to get on. This one is just for me.” She said as the elevator door closed the space between her and the team’s faces.

...Alone...

“Shall we escort you ladies to your rooms?” Ralphy asked politely as he and Young bowed.

“Why?” Chanel asked.

“Cause we want to protect yall.” Young answered.

“From what?” Ché asked.

“Ugh! Can we walk yall or not.” Ralphy said impatiently.

“No...” Chanel began.

“But, we will escort yall to yalls room...” Ché finished.

“Deal!” Ralphy and Young exclaimed.

Thirsty niggas.

“Carry our bags too then?” Ralphy suggested.

Thirsty niggas.

“Keep talking, yall will go to 415 all alone...” Chanel said.

“Butt pirates!” Ché added.

“Heyyyyy...” Ralphy and Young replied, obviously offended.

“Kidding.” Ché answered.