#button game

If you press the button,

All of your horcruxes become invulnerable and completely unbreakable!

But!

Floof gets to hug you anytime anywhere whenever floof wants!

:3

It is a frustrating price to pay - I truly dislike hugs, but if it is the price to pay for securing my immortality.

You become immortal(secured, as in no destroyed horcruxes ending that), but Polaris also becomes immortal and can do as she pleases

As long as Polaris was not actively attempting to undo my work, yes.

You get to marry Bella, but that means you gotta marry Rod as well :)

You've talked about him a lot, so maybe you wouldn't mind, he's a loyal follower after all

I suppose this would mean I would want to marry Bella - we are very content in our current arrangement, so I am not scrambling to do so. So no, as is, I would not press.

You gain permanent knowledge of exaclty where each and every death eater is at any given time, but every time you stand up your knees pop, do you press the button?

You never stumble over your words; you always speak exactly as you mean to, BUT you always have to pee. Like a constant need, not super bad but bad enough that you'd think, "I should get up to pee now." And that feeling will never go away.

Do you press the button?

Ah, I do remember these amusing scenarios.

I will not press the button. I hate that feeling - it is one of the worst minor annoyances that comes with having a body. The first time I felt that sensation once more after obtaining this body, I became enraged. I had been hoping a magical body would not have the same...feelings.

I suppose it depends on the skull implosion powers. I can perform nonverbal spells, remember. Do I need a wand for the skull implosion? Is there a certain radius? If I do not need a wand, are there safety checks in place so I do not accidentally implode a perfectly good Death Eater's skull whilst thinking about how annoying they are and how much I would hypothetically like to implode their skull?