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im going to do something else i might regret just now and im very nervous so i’m avoiding it completely

i love trans lars theory i love it so much 

hello yes i would like a pizza with four times the amount of cheese you normally put on. thank you

i literally can’t stop thinking about bo burnham’s specials they are so incredible, especially the last songs of each are just so breathtaking and they hit me on such a personal level that i almost cry every time...there is something about the subtle-yet-not bitterness in his jokes that just  idk every time i hear his songs i just nod my head i feel it in my soul he illustrates his feelings in the most profound yet simple way if i could articulate my feelings accurately in an essay i would write one about him

one time i tried to sleep sitting up like inuyasha does and it didn’t work