At least 15 people have said the exact same thing verbatim, like 10 others are hating and being pedantic over the punchline, a war has started over metric vs imperial system (the joke was about phone batteries??), some gen x-er is arguing with me over whether nasa uses the metric system (they do, at least internally) and is being unnecessarily rude about it (claiming I know nothing about my special fucking interest even though i said nothing that would warrant that comment) and someone just told me unprompted that jesus loves me and wants to be in a relationship with me (actual quote btw)