🤪 Crack headcanon/theory 🤪
Pure Vanilla cookie is related with Burning Spice Cookie.
Since there are people who headcanon Capsaicin as being related with Burning Spice, so why don't i bring out this one?
By the way, i did not mean the relation has to be 100% biological, he can be from a spice tribe with same name and ancestry, i mean i wish it is, but considering the time gap between the beasts and ancients it's probably not possible for PV to born that early either from the wild spice or straight up baked by BS himself unless he's born far later just before BS went 'rampaging' or cryogenic-ing baby PV. And it seems like PV is already baked as a kid so the theory is gonna be debunked, the headcanon stays though teehee ...
Anyway, vanilla is a spice, the second most expensive spice after saffron (there's Saffron Buffalo Cookie). Because those two spices i just mentioned literally has a sweet/floral flavor profile, thus this is a reminder that spice does not always equal to pungent/pepper hot flavor.
I also wanted to point out how strange that the Vanilla Kingdom's natives is filled with residents that were mostly named after types of creams, custards, cakes, desserts, and also raisins, i can extend this with the Creme Republican who has Vanillian ancestry as well. And out of all of these two places, the only cookies that canonically has vanilla in their name is Pure Vanilla and Vanilla Sugar, literally just TWO, out of possibly hundreds or thousands non-vanilla name vanillians.
(Edit: also, Strawberry Crepe didn't even bother about reviewing PV's ingredients while he's there, literally called him weak and they dipped lmao)
barring White Lily (kingdomless), the MAJORITY of residents living in the other ancients' kingdoms are clearly following the specific name/theme their ruler has, Dark Cacao has chocolate (more like dark color palette, since there's the milk tribe, and coffee is not cacao, and licorice seems to be based on the candy not the actual herb), Golden Cheese has cheese, Hollyberry has berries. But PV? Vanilla ain't a cream nor a custard, nor cake, nor waffle, or any sort of dessert in general. He is a spice. And THAT is strange to me. But of course, I think devsis do that just because there's nothing else to name after vanilla, french vanilla is a thing, but that is probably sounds weird to use.
I can literally go wild too with the background lore since the beasts' lore are still on the shallow water, it's probably going to be explored more in the future. Imagine.
Burning Spice's first kingdom's fell but he doesn't give up, he built another, but it fell again, in a cycle for thousands of years, no matter if he's there or not, it always fell with no fail. He used to wail, then cry, but slowly shutting himself up since sadness won't rebuild a civilization. He tried not to get attached to the civilization that he nurtured, but he still does, he managed to has a single hope, a single hope that grabbed the last thread of his sanity from snapping. He built a kingdom, this time, he thought of silently baking a life of his own, resulting with a baby cookie, no name given yet. Thinking, maybe, even if he lose everything again, at least, he won't lose the baby since they're embraced by him alone. He would still be sane. But, no. The baby, nameless, is gone, along with his kingdom, his people. He stared at the empty blanket, not even a single crumb seen. someone possibly kidnapped/killed the baby far away? Who knows? A random cookie, or a witch who happened to found out about what he did. A punishment? Maybe. The last thread snapped into strands.
He then build a new kingdom, coping by saying that he was bored. accepted that this one will be done for. The strands, snapping one by one. Finally, a single strand pulled far back, his boredom is no more. He destroys everything. He doesn't want to think of the past. But he still does.
The nameless baby, was brought either by a cookie/witch to Crispia, then left all alone to fend does things all by himself. Slowly growing to become the PV everybody knows. And someday, they'll meet again, properly this time.
HAHAHAHAHA!11!1!1!
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