If they all live through this then he and Harley are going to be having a very serious conversation about why you don’t just waltz up to ex-assassins with probable PTSD and identity issues and start grabbing their arms, sheesh.
Harley gets handsy with Bucky’s replacement arm (chp. 1)
there’s a michael jackson song about this by Bundibird (AO3, FF.net) Avengers (Marvel Movies) – General #Alternate Universe #Misunderstandings #Jokes taken seriously #Accidental Pranking #Found Family
[Post IM3 & CA2]
It starts out as a joke.
Rhodey takes one look at Tony and Harley tinkering with and squabbling over some piece of tech and demands, “Since when do you have a kid?” and Harley glances up and says casually, without missing a beat, “He impregnated my mom eleven years ago and then left her to raise me alone. He’s a terrible person.”
Tony’s going to be laughing about Rhodey’s expression for MONTHS.
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