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Is Mu Qingfang the sect’s therapist as well as its head healer? That’s too much for one person, right? Shen Yuan is pretty sure Peak Lords don’t get paid, as such. Mu Qingfang deserves a raise anyway.

keeping these people healthy and sane is a tall order (chp. 7)

second-hand alibis by nex_et_nox (AO3) The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System – Teen – Luo Binghe/Shěn Yuán #Alternate Universe #Not Canon Compliant #Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan are Not the Same Person #Shen Jiu & Shen Yuan are Twins #Helpful System #(kind of) #POV Multiple #Shen Yuan is a Menace #BAMF Shen Yuan #Mu Qingfang Deserves a Raise #Amnesia #Chronically Ill in the Past Life Shen Yuan #Incomplete

“All right. I’m in Proud Immortal Demon Way,” he says, once he’s had a chance to compose himself again. He sits back up, tossing his stupidly long hair back over his shoulders where it belongs; he is totally calm and ready to grill the System for more information. “Who am I supposed to be?”

Please please please don’t let it be someone who Bingge violently murders.

Though given the fact that he’s a man in PIDW, his chances are already skewed, and not in his favor. Ugh.

[Bound Role: Shen Yuan, Rogue Cultivator. Weapon: the sword Heng Li. Starting B-points: 100.]

or: Shen Yuan transmigrates as a rogue cultivator, one completely unconnected to any canon characters or events. Right, System? Right?

Part 3 of the local author vs. the amnesia trope series (AO3) but is a standalone story

#fanfiction #quote #The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System #Shen Yuan #second-hand alibis #nex_et_nox #Incomplete

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The sun was nearly at its zenith but it was still a comfortable temperature. Well, it would be for most people. I happened to be wearing my trenchcoat which, while being incredibly useful for the protective wards I’d laid on it, was heavy and black and probably going to give me heat stroke one of these days.

Dresden POV (chp. 1)

Good Intentions by a_shiny_mess (magpie4shinies) (AO3) Dresden Files – General/Teen #Alternate Universe #Magic #Pre-Slash #Child Abuse

Two wizards walk into a bar, the third one ducks; or, the story of how Harry Dresden became the reluctant liege man of Freeholding Lord John Marcone.

#fanfiction #quote #Dresden Files #Harry Dresden #Good Intentions #a_shiny_mess #magpie4shinies

The boy could calculate just what way to kick a ball to have it ricochet off of five different things before hitting his target. It was a rather scary thing to behold. Kaito would think he’d completely dodged it only to have it come at him from the ceiling. Don’t ask him how; he wasn’t nearly as good at on-the-spot physics as Shinichi apparently was.

Kaito laments Shinichi’s soccer skills (chp. 1)

Just Kid’ding Around by Renkin-chan (FF.net) Case Closed (Meitantei Conan) – Teen – Kudo Shinichi/Kuroba Kaito #Humor #Romance #Pranks

Wherein Kaito has a problem with Shinichi's soccer skills, and Shinichi has multiple problems courtesy of one Kaitou KID.

#fanfiction #quote #Case Closed #Meitantei Conan #Kaitou Kid #Kuroba Kaito #Just Kid'ding Around #Renkin-chan

“I wanted to get rid of a tree stump once when I was twelve. I had no resources except a library and whatever I could find in my uncle’s tool shed, but I still blew my eyebrows and half the garage to smithereens. He’s got twenty IQ points on me!” “Hopefully also a better chemistry curriculum.” Toshinori replied faintly. “You think that’s going to make the explosions smaller?” Hisashi hissed.

Hisashi’s greatest fear as a parent is Izuku being too much like him (ch. 8)

You and What Army by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (AO3) Boku no Hero Academia/Star Wars – Teen – Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori, Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta/Yamada Hizashi #Alternate Universe #Canon Divergence #Crossover #Fandom Fusion #Set in BNHA Canon #You do not need to be Star Wars Savvy to read this fic #BAMF Midoriya Inko #Good Parent Midoriya Inko #Parental Yagi Toshinori #Bakugou Katsuki is a Good Friend #but a better boyfriend #Bakugo has many intense feels #Nerds in Love #Pretty much everyone is a nerd and they are in love #Midoriya Izuku Has a Quirk #Midoriya Izuku Has One for All Quirk #Single Parent Midoriya Inko #Chaotic Good Hisashi #Slow Burn #Switching POV #All Might gets better #All Might lives #Sir Nighteye lives #Asexual Sir Nighteye #Aromantic Sir Nighteye

“M-mommy, do you think I can still be a hero even if…” Izuku choked on the end of his question.

“Izuku, can I tell you a secret?”

Izuku used his shirt to blow his nose and nodded. He got out of the chair when she beckoned him over and crawled into her lap.

I always thought you’d take after your daddy.” Inko pressed a kiss into his soft curls. “I never thought you’d be like me.”

“What?” Izuku squinted at her, disbelieving.

She pushed his hair back from his face. “Mommy doesn’t have a quirk either.”

“You do so have a quirk! Mommy has Pull.”

Inko closed her eyes and looked within herself. Part of her was afraid that she’d let her connection go dormant, but the Force responded to her as eagerly as it ever had; maybe even moreso.

“No, baby.” She whispered into Izuku’s ear. “That’s just what I tell people.”

Midorya Inko; Single Mother, Long Suffering Individual, and Renegade Jedi Master

An alternate take on ‘The New Normal.’

#fanfiction #quote #Boku no Hero Academia #Star Wars #Midoriya Hisashi #All Might #Yagi Toshinori #You and What Army #The Feels Whale #miscellea #Incomplete

“Look, if you don’t get caught, it never happened.”

Clint’s words to live by (chp. 12)

Maybe Tomorrow by scifigrl47 (AO3) Avengers (Marvel) – Mature – Steve Rogers/Tony Stark #Alternate Universe #Historical AU #Annie (Movie) AU #Fluff #Found Family #minor gun violence #kidnapping

Tony Stark may well be the richest man in America. In the depths of the Great Depression, that’s no small claim. When a plot is hatched for him to take in an orphan for a week, everyone knows it’s a publicity stunt. No one knows it better than Officer Steve Rogers, but he’s got a job to do, and he’s going to do it. Doesn’t mean he’s going to approve.

Yes, it’s an Annie AU.

Yes. That Annie.

Note: This is a restricted story and requires an AO3 account in order to read

#fanfiction #quote #Avengers #Clint Barton #Maybe Tomorrow #scifigrl47

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“Chin up, mate. You look like someone pissed in your drink,” Arthur said, pushing off from the bar and working his way through the crowd toward the corner table. “I think someone did,” Kay muttered, following after.

Kay is not impressed with the quality of his beer (chp. 4)

Shadowlord and Pirate King Bonus Material by Footloose (AO3) Merlin (TV) – General/Teen – Merlin/Arthur Pendragon #Alternate Universe #Space Opera #Military Violence #Fluff #Bonus Material

The bonus materials for Shadowlord and Pirate King (AO3) include a Prologue Timeline (Chapter One), a full Cast of Characters (Chapter Two), a Glossary (Chapter Three), an Extra set in this AU (Chapter Four), and the Worldbuilding behind Shadowlord and Pirate King (Chapter Five).

Note: This is a restricted story and requires an AO3 account in order to read

#fanfiction #quote #Merlin #Arthur Pendragon #Kay #Shadowlord and Pirate King Bonus Material #Footloose #reblog

“Do I smell weird?” Jinah snorts. “I don’t fucking know.” “Smell me.” “Ew. No.” “Just do it.” “You just came back from a dungeon, Oppa,” says Jinah, meeting his gaze. “I’m not smelling you.”

Jin-Woo is a bit self-conscious after meeting Cha Hae-In (chp. 22)

Shadownanigans by dnofsunshine (AO3) Solo Leveling – General #Alternate Universe #Canon Divergence #Social Media AU #TikTok AU #Canon-Typical Violence #Explicit Language #Sung Jin-Ah Is A Little Shit #Eldritch Sung Jin-Woo #Sung Family Shenanigans #Sibling Bonding #Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies #Author’s Headcanon Dump #Queerplatonic Relationships #Self-Indulgent #Slice of Life #Friendship #Body Dysmorphia #Sibling Fluff #Chatting & Messaging #Found Family #S-Ranks as Found Family #Fix-It #Incomplete

As Jinwoo’s body & personality start changing following the events of the double dungeon, Jinah has been documenting it. Not entirely on purpose, at first, but then her little following on social media catches sight of something… strange about her brother’s shadow during one of her TikToks, and she becomes determined to find some answers. This turns into a series of shenanigans and silly pranks as she tries to unravel the mystery that is her own older brother, Hunter Sung Jinwoo.

Or: Jinwoo isn’t exactly up-to-date with the latest trends and thinks that Jinah has been recording videos to send to her friends, or maybe as some kind of video diary to show their comatose mother if when she wakes up. He doesn’t realize she’s been posting them on social media for the world to see.

CURRENT: As the fourth Jeju Island raid approaches, the Sung siblings struggle to figure out a way to catch their mother up to speed.

#fanfiction #quote #Solo Leveling #Sung Jin-Woo #Sung Jin-Ah #Shadownanigans #dnofsunshine #Incomplete

Wei Wuxian can be charming and subtle when he wants to be, but mostly he just uses those skills to cause even more chaos.

Jiang Cheng is resigned to his brother’s bad habits (chp. 2)

Lynchpin by ShanaStoryteller (AO3) Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed – Teen – Lan Zhan/Wei Ying, Jiang Cheng/Wen Qing #Time Travel #Fix-It #Jiang Cheng POV #Guilt #Family #Jiang Cheng fixes everything through the power of brotherly love #knowing everyone’s secrets helps too

He can’t get Jin Guangyao’s words out of his head.

If he’d only believed in Wei Wuxian, if he’d only been willing to stand up for him, could it all have been avoided?

#fanfiction #quote #Mo Dao Zu Shi #The Untamed #Jiang Wanyin #Jiang Cheng #Lynchpin #ShanaStoryteller

And don’t you talk to me about the importance of helmets, oh Arms Master of Erebor – there was not a single one in the Company who wore one for more than show. I do believe you all launched your assault on the Orc forces at Erebor without a single helm to share almost your group.

Bilbo roast Dwalin on the dwarves armor choices (chp. 1)

Letters to the Lonely Mountain by esama (AO3) The Hobbit – General #Post-Battle of the Five Armies #Epistolary #Letters #Sad #Alternate Universe

Bilbo writes letters to the Company.

#fanfiction #quote #The Hobbit #Bilbo Baggins #Letters to the Lonely Mountain #esama

Two events were a coincidence, three was a pattern, ten was time to sit up, take notice, and admit that yeah, maybe villains really were trying to rip Captain America’s clothes off.

the statistics are damning (chp. 1)

Mr. July by jibrailis (AO3) Avengers (Marvel Movies) – Explicit – Steve Rogers/Tony Stark #Alternate Universe #Nakedness #Humor #Sex

Tony is the only one who can defend Steve’s virtue. Tony hates his life.

#fanfiction #quote #Avengers #Tony Stark #Mr. July #jibrailis

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Yuuri stared after him, the words ‘thank you' bounding and rebounding in his brain. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yuri had thanked him. Yuri had thanked him. Yuri Plisetsky had thanked him, Katsuki Yuuri, with words. Actual words. Out loud.

Yuuri may be in shock (chp. 1)

A Most Glossy and Ignominious Fate by Wynn (AO3) Yuri!!! on Ice – Teen #Friendship #Humor #Feels #Mild Language

Death by poster. Yuuri had already avoided that humiliating fate once in his life, moving faster than a bullet train to rip all his Viktor posters down before the living legend himself had bounded into his room in Hasetsu. But it seemed like Yuuri would not be able to avoid that fate twice, not with the heartfelt way that Nikolai Plisetsky stared at him now.

“For Yuratchka,” he said in halting English. “For birthday. Please.”

Or the story of how Death comes for Yuuri on little leopard feet after he signs a poster of himself for Yuri for his birthday.

#fanfiction #quote #Yuri!!! On Ice #Katsuki Yuuri #A Most Glossy and Ignominious Fate #Wynn #reblog

“You’re an acrobat?” Jack looked at Trowa askance. “Big cats, tightropes, circuses… what do you guys have in your circuses?” “Not usually fighter pilots.”

Trowa is not your average circus performer (chp. 5)

Upon A Fiery Steed by Vathara (AO3, FF.net) Stargate: SG-1/Gundam Wing – Teen – Duo Maxwell/Heero Yuy, Trowa Barton/Quatre Winner #Alternate Universe #Crossover #Fandom Fusion #Violence #Genetic Engineering #Biowarfare #Culture Clash #Prejudice and Discrimination

Daniel. Duo. Two trouble magnets, one very unlucky System Lord…

#fanfiction #quote #Gundam Wing #Stargate: SG-1 #Jack O'Neill #Duo Maxwell #Daniel Jackson #Upon a Fiery Steed #Vathara

“Jesus, how do you do this all day?” John asks, hunched over his empty glass. “I did, actually, receive professional training on how to be frustrated, bored, and simultaneously stressed beyond words,” George says. He grins at her. “So this is what solving crimes is like without Sherlock, then?” “Pretty much,” George says, and the barmaid finally comes over to pull them another round of Staropramen. “Although admittedly there’s less drinking on the job.”

day drinking is not required for mystery solving (chp. 10)

The Least of All Possible Mistakes by rageprufrock (AO3) Sherlock (TV) – Mature – Mycroft Holmes/Inspector Lestrade #Alternate Universe #Female!Lestrade #Lestrade POV #Violence #Relationships

If ever a people deserved tasering, it’s Holmeses.

Note: This is a restricted story and requires an AO3 account.

#fanfiction #quote #Sherlock #John Watson #Inspector Lestrade #The Least of All Possible Mistakes #rageprufrock

“I thought I left manual labor behind when I stopped doing D class missions,” Kakashi said, leaning down into the hole to deactivate and remove a tag rigged to explode. “You never did D class missions,” Gai said, still digging diligently and cautiously. “I did, too,” Kakashi huffed. “When I was…well, when I was six.”

Gai and Kakashi on a mission (chp. 1)

In Bond and Blood by thehoyden (AO3) Naruto – Explicit – Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka #Alternate Universe #Marriage of Convenience #Kid Fic #Sex

“I want to make Naruto my heir,” Kakashi said bluntly.

#fanfiction #quote #Naruto #Hatake Kakashi #Maito Gai #In Bond and Blood #thehoyden

“Sir, I’m afraid you have a visitor in the main room.” “What,” Tony said. He rolled over and groaned. “Why would you let someone in at this time of night? You are so fired. I’m going to wipe you from the servers and install Windows.” “There’s no need for that kind of language,” Jarvis said reprovingly.

JARVIS and Tony Stark (chp. 1)

How to Tame a God by theorytale (AO3) Avengers (Marvel Movies)/Thor (Movies)/Iron Man (Movies) – General #PTSD #Panic Attack #Father Issues #Odin’s A+ Parenting

Prompt: One of the Avengers (let's face it, probably Tony) quips to Loki that he didn't get enough hugs as a child, not realising what a raw nerve that is.

Cue epic meltdown (anger or upset, either is good.)

Loki is unstable. Tony is a genius. Together, they fight crime still don't like each other very much. There might be some benefit in alternative tactics.

Part 7 of the The Saga of Hug Fortress series (AO3)

Note: This is a restricted story and requires an AO3 account in order to read

#fanfiction #quote #Avengers #Thor #Iron Man #JARVIS #Tony Stark #How to Tame a God #theorytale

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Su Mucheng stared at his departing back in incredulity before going to one of their home computers. They were old and barely functional, but it was enough to search ‘what to do when your older brother has an imaginary crush’ on Google. Unfortunately, none of the offered links was of any help and none of the case studies she read had it as bad as her brother.

Su Mucheng is not prepared for her brother’s insanity (chp. 1)

The Story of the Mary Sue Character the Excellent Era Captain Made Up and Ships Himself With by Anonymous (AO3) The King’s Avatar/Quánzhí Gāoshǒu – General – Su Muqiu/Ye Xiu #Alternate Universe #Minor Ye Xiu/Everyone #Implied/Referenced Character Death

The story of regressor Su Muqiu missing his best friend who still hasn’t appeared yet, recreating his One Autumn Leaf first server legend for him, and telling everyone stories about his star-crossed soulmate-bff of a past life.

And the story of how most everyone thinks Ye Xiu is his imaginary crush or chuunibyou delusion for many seasons until the man himself appears and causes chaos on Weibo and in the pro circle. And maybe makes everyone think that he’s their dream come to life too.

#fanfiction #quote #The King's Avatar #Quánzhí Gāoshǒu #Su Mucheng #The Story of the Mary Sue Character the Excellent Era Captain Made Up and Ships Himself With #Anonymous #reblog

“This is dumb,” Tim said. “I should be working on the arms dealership case.” “Come on,” Jason encouraged. “You’re almost done with your essay. You just need to make a few more points linking back to the central theme.” “I hate you,” Tim said. “I hate you more than I’ve ever hated anyone in my life. You are a cruel and sadistic person taking great pleasure in my pain.”

Jason has discovered a new way to make Tim suffer (chp. 5)

The Right Substitution is Key by AddictedApple (AO3) Batman – Teen #Canon Divergence #Jason Todd is Batman #Jason Todd is Red Hood #He is both #Good Sibling Jason Todd #Jason Todd Takes Care of Crime Alley | Park Row #Caretaker Jason Todd #Identity Shenanigans #Jason Todd Gaslights the Justice League #I wanna make prev tag a thing #Jason Todd Returns Home #BAMF Jason Todd #Crack #Crack Treated Seriously #Fluff and Crack #Humor #Jason Todd Kills Joker (DCU) #Dead Joker (DCU) #Jason Todd Swears #Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent #when he eventually shows up at the end #let Jason Todd be happy #Tim Drake is Robin #Stephanie Brown is Spoiler #Cassandra Cain is Batgirl #Protective Jason Todd #Jason Todd-centric #Competent Jason Todd #Red Hood? More like fatherhood

“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to-”

“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

Jason bluescreened.

(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

#fanfiction #quote #Batman #Tim Drake #Red Hood #Jason Todd #The Right Substitution is Key #AddictedApple

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