#bumblebats

okay I've actually had this for a while but like, treating batwheels like a full blown au is so fucking fun. like okay so bruce ends up with a young robin duke and a young batgirl cass. alright. where are the others? don't worry about it. these 3 live in the manor and it is chaos. cass keeps her room a mess and refuses to clean it and bruce won't let Alfred clean it on principal so cass makes a secret evil older brother style deal with duke where she will take his dish duty AND not bully him on patrol for the week if he cleans her room for her. they keep trying stupid combo moves in the field that only work 40% of the time bcs while their powers let them be in almost perfect sync they keep being the moves off the shonen anime they watch together which makes them inevitably fail bcs (shocker) they don't translate well into real life. Bruce literally has to lie to the media that duke is unable to attend an event bcs it's sick when in reality it's bcs him and cass are in a fight and refused to chill out enough to both be seen in public. idk I just think the siblingisms could be legendary. and also the vehicles in the basement are alive