Nov 2, 2025
Infodumping to my dad about centipedes and how easy they are to care for and how I want one as a pet, but he immediately spins it into a lecture on me being lazy and not having a job.
"If you want that as a pet, then I'm not paying for its cage, food, or whatever else it needs. You have to get a job and do it yourself."
I wasn't asking you to get me a centipede? I was just sharing my excitement with you. You were excited to talk about bugs with me too? Why are you yelling...
If anyone cares, Centipedes groom their partners during copulation to ease the stress of mating and boost the chances of fertilizing their eggs.
