#bsdprompt

Request; Can you do dazai , atsushi , and akutagawa with a s/o who has horns like zero two and how would they like protecting her from people who throw things at her ?

a/n; hoohoo i have limited experience with zero two but this is such a cute idea!! thank you anonnie

Dazai;

- A big tease about them, but in the loving kind of way! He really likes them!

- But only he is allowed to tease you about them. He absolutely despises when people try and make fun of you for them.

- When you're out in public with him and people mention the horns he's not one to make a scene but he is no doubt going to shoot them an icy glare.

- If they try to throw something at you he's there to do the typical 'cool guy anime catch' and take them by surprise.

- Absolutely throws it back at them full force, this man is childish. On the outside he'll make it seem like a game, but if it's a rock or solid object he is throwing it with intent to hurt.

- Thinks its adorable that you cling to his arm worried about people harassing you, but at this point no one really messes with you when Dazai is around anymore.

Atsushi;

- Sweet baby boy understands your struggle 100% he is a tiger after all.

- While he is pretty passive and shy he's passionate about protecting you to his best ability. Not one to stand by and let people pick on you.

- He might not always stand up for himself but you're someone he loves and could never see you upset. So when someone tries to throw things at you, he'll immediately move in front of you or push you to the side gently.

- He'll usually go talk to the person and tell them to fuck off (in Atsushi language), and if that doesn't work he's not afraid to start a fight.

- Always makes sure when he sees someone staring at you he keeps a close eye, and has you close to his side. He loves the contact anyway.

- He thinks your horns are very cute, and is so glad someone else has features like his.

Akutagawa;

- Quiet about how he feels about your horns, if you ever feel insecure he'll hush away your worries because he does feel like they're so unique and beautiful to you.

- God FORBID someone try and throw something at you, or even look at you the wrong way.

- They have some serious balls seeing you with the Port Mafia's Rashomon user and still attempting to mess with you.

- If Akutagawa's presence alone doesn't stop them, he'll make sure Rashomon around their neck does.

- A lot of times you have to nudge him to remind him that it's okay and that you're used to it, but really that makes him upset.

- Why is someone he loves being treated poorly? Not on his watch, often injures people for doing anything to you, and doesn't care a bit.

- They had it coming, but he does t r y to tone it down because you don't like it.

Request: Hi! :) May I please request headcanons of Dazai with an s/o who is Oda's younger sister? Thank you so much!

Warnings | Oda spoilers, mentions of death/suicide (cause yk dazai)

a/n! okay so i was unsure if you wanted before oda or after oda y k n o w so i went with a mix!

- When Dazai first met you, you were right around his age, how come Oda never talked about you?

- There was a striking resemblance and when Oda introduced you Dazai instantly asked for your hand in a double suicide.

- Which earned him a smack on the head from Oda, and a nervous laugh from you. You and Oda were very similar in handling Dazai's antics.

- Not long after you began to join the group at the bar, and sometimes Dazai would "run into you" at random.

- He soon realized that he was in love with you, and the check ins and random running into each others became more frequent.

- Oda came to suspect something as you would casually remark about seeing Dazai around a lot, and Oda knew he had to tease Dazai about it.

- "Do you like my little sister?" He said bluntly one day with Dazai at the bar.

- "Of course I do, she's beautiful, down to Earth, funny-"

- *Insert Oda sighing here*

*Spoilers below the cut*

Request: hello! how abt hcs of chuuya and dazai where their female s/o is not easily flustered, hard to blush, and straightforward? Thanks and take care🥰

a/n! I love this idea so much, thank you!! I feel like I wanna make it a series with some of the other characters if that's okay. But for now I shall follow request haha. chuuya is below the cut incase anyone is confused lolz

Warnings:| None!

Dazai;

-Dazai loves that you're straightforward! It makes him laugh a lot when others are so taken aback by it.

-He's used to it by now. He often enjoys watching you have conversations with Atsushi, poor sushi roll gets so confused.

-As far as how he acts about you being hard to fluster and make shy? Oh this man will try his hardest to get even the tiniest shade of pink to hit your face.

-If he somehow manages to do so, he'll be over the moon! Expect him to try even harder now than ever before. Probably also yells and brags about it a lot.

-Causing you to get a little 💢 in the process, but that's okay because you get to watch Kunikida just about strangle your boyfriend for the 5th time today.

-Honestly he loves the challenge, and he knows that you just show affection in other ways. Dazai really won't take it personally.

-Always wants to make you flustered. He tries to do things like kiss you passionately in front of a crowd and shout compliments at you, in hopes of even a small reaction.

-Instead he is probably met with the same from you, the teasing is non stop with the two of you. Dazai really met his match when he found you.

Request: Can I request some head cannons on the BSD gang (Dazai, Chuuya, Atsushi, and possibly Junichiro?) how they handle being jealous? Like maybe someone’s trying to slide in on their s/o and not taking the hint that they’re already taken. Love your blog btw and hope you’re staying safe!!

a/n! Thank you! You are so sweet <3 I'm staying home and being bored bahaha, I hope you are also staying safe! Make sure to drink water!! I'm so sorry this is so mediocre honestly I'm trying to write after some shit happened so I might redo this someday ily anon!!

Warnings | Jealous behavior, Violence, Cursing

Pretext; New co-worker at the ADA or PM, won't leave you alone and your boyfriend has something to say about that. (I have very cleverly made the botherer’s name "Guy" lol)

Dazai

- Dazai definitely handles being jealous the best, he is more aware and calm than the others on the list.

- That doesn't mean he stands by and does nothing though. If someone won't take the hint and get away from his s/o, he'll make sure they do.

- Sneaky at dropping VERY obvious hints to Guy bothering you, but not obvious to you.

- He'll wrap his arm around your waist and join the conversation if Guy is ever trying to talk to you alone. Dazai will also very loudly shout sweet pet names at you from across the ADA to get your attention and Guy's.

- You really don't go anywhere without Dazai in the first place, but now you really can't because he is always following you if Guy is around. He doesn't want this shady man trying anything unsavory.

- If Guy does try anything, and you tell Dazai about it, don't watch the news unless you're prepared to see your previously new co-worker gone missing.

- They won't find him.

a/n! This was a writing prompt I found on Pinterest that I thought would be fun for BSD!

This is fem!reader x Dazai (not really any spicy stuff or fluff just implied that you both are together)

Working with Dazai was never boring, literally ever. This man had seven tricks up his sleeve to get out of work, and seven more of how to get into trouble. You on the other hand, always worked to remind Dazai that he still has to do paperwork like everyone else. 

Atsushi helped a lot when it came to picking up Dazai’s slack, so today when he wasn’t in the office again, you both knew that there would be extra work. Looking at Atsushi you sighed. “I swear if Dazai doesn’t kill me first I’ll drown in reports.” Atsushi looked at you slightly worried before realizing you were just kidding. 

“Yeah, he must be out somewhere getting into trouble as usual.” He said, giggling as you both walked to your desks next to eachother. “I wonder what he could be doing righ-” But speak of the devil, you get cut off by loud yelling coming from outside the door.

Ranpo, Kenji, you and Atsushi all looked to the door, curious and ready for what could be beyond the door. That is, until you see your brown haired troublesome boyfriend burst through the door running from..? 

“GET BACK HERE YOU SUICIDAL BASTARD” You heard Kunikida yell from the hallway. It seemed like Dazai had gotten the lead and was in the office first. “Y/N HIDE MEEEE” Your boyfriend whined. Before you could respond Dazai was crouched behind your desk chair and gripping onto it for dear life. 

Kunikida came bursting into the room, almost out of breath, “WHERE IS DAZAI?” His eyes searched the room frantically. You were still in shock and trying to hold back giggles when Kunikida approached you. “Y/N why is there and extra pair of bandaged hands on the sides of your chair?” 

“Oh well, I must have grown an extra pair while you were gone.” You said shrugging at the tall, and very angry man in front of you. This earned a laugh from Dazai as he became unbalanced and fell over behind you. 

“Why are you behind me, what did you do?” You say, trying to sound surprised. “What he did, y/n is try to commit suicide by hanging himself from some innocent person’s clothes line.” Kunikida was fuming, this was the second time this week that Dazai had skipped out on work to go do some ‘errands’ as Dazai would call them. 

Dazai got up off the floor and wrapped his arms around you and your chair. “You wouldn’t hurt dear y/n would you Kunikida?” With a smug tone in his voice and puppy dog eyes, Dazai really wanted to get away with this one. “Fine, but that report on your desk better be done by tonight, and NOT by y/n.” Kunikida finally gave in, returning to his desk in defeated silence.

“Thank you Belladonna!” He said in a hushed voice, with a kiss to your forehead. Dazai strolled back to his desk and left you and Atsushi to stare at each other in a what the fuck just happened way. 

How They Deal With Arguments 

Warnings | Kinda Fluff

a/n: thank you for requesting! this will be my first time doing hcs so I hope this is everything you wanted! :)

Dazai

-I don’t think Dazai could stay away for long, so I say he’s gone maximum 2 days.

-Arguments are not uncommon between the two of you, but usually they are silly little fights over brands of coffee or what music to play in the car.

-This time you had an especially bad week, and Dazai was always missing, sometimes not even at work. Which left you to worry, and that exploded into a serious argument.

-It left you angry and lonely because Dazai went out after the argument to clear his head.

-After 2 days he would probably come back home, burst through the door and apologize profusely.

-Of course he would have brought with him whatever you like, ex: teddy bears, flowers, candy, balloons, hell maybe even a puppy or something.

-Really anything he thinks will get him out of the 'dog house' so to speak. He really is sorry that he was gone so much, but the time he gave you to cool off and think ended up working well in his favor.

-The night probably ends in much needed snuggles on the couch and snacks.

-He can't stand the thought of the one he loves most being away from him for too long.

a/n this is another pinterest prompt until I have any other ideas or start writing longer fics! send in any requests you want, I’ll get around to them, and check my intro post for animes i’ll write for!

You would think that your loving, caring boyfriend would stop annoying you while you tried to do work because he ALSO had work to do, but oh how wrong you are. 

“Dazai please it has been an hour, when are you going to stop?” You whined at your boyfriend who sat next to you, poking your arm in the same spot. It was starting to hurt. “You’re the one who won’t give me any attention! I’m dying over here!” He moved dramatically, relieving you of the endless poking, but only for a moment. 

“No Dazai, if you were dying you wouldn’t be complaining so much.” Rolling your eyes at him as you get back to work, typing away on this new report. “Wow! My own girlfriend! Saying that I am complaining when she won’t give me any attention!” At this point the group in the office had tuned you both out, and were offering no assistance to your suffering. 

After another 30 minutes, you couldn’t take anymore. Pushing back your office chair and getting up to go to the bathroom. Dazai just stared at you as you walked away, dumbfounded that you dare leave him alone in this terrible office space. So he continued to do no work, and patiently await your return. 

You were only gone for 5 minutes and you returned to your desk covered in sticky notes from Dazai. “I missed you!” “Welcome back” “I love you!” “Don’t leave me :(” You couldn’t let but let out a small giggle as your boyfriend sat watching your reaction. It was everything he had hoped for. He loves your laugh, if it was the last thing he heard he would be able to die happy just like that. 

“Y/n gimmie attention!!” He begged and begged, until you finally gave in. He sat on the ground under your desk and nestled his head between your thighs. This was the usual solution to Dazai’s attention seeking. He would sit between your thighs and you would put one hand on his head to tangle your fingers in his hair. “I love you, y/n.” “I love you too Dazai, dummy.”