STOP FUCKING THE ENEMY · dazai osamu x f!reader.
cw. really really suggestive, lots of nsfw talk so mdni, ADA! dazai x PM! reader, implied gun play mentioned in slide 12, swearings and inappropriate language + crack.

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STOP FUCKING THE ENEMY · dazai osamu x f!reader.
cw. really really suggestive, lots of nsfw talk so mdni, ADA! dazai x PM! reader, implied gun play mentioned in slide 12, swearings and inappropriate language + crack.

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ꢾ꣒ ¡ 𝐖𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐏 : 3rd. broadcast ❞
pairing 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐮𝐲𝐚 𝐧. & fem!reader !
c.w ⠀ⵗ⠀ mdni !! explicit sexual content , porn with little plot , cunnilingus , face sitting , free use , soft dom!chuuya , service top , overstimulation , dirty talk , praise kink , coming untouched , ribbons , overstimulation , multiple orgasms.
ᰋ. 𝐬𝒖𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 : ᰍ chuuya doesn’t know what to give you for Christmas, so he takes dazai’s teasing advice and decides to wrap himself up in ribbons to be your pressent.
Lazy Coworker!Dazai x f!reader
Dazai is a lazy slacker. And annoying at that. News, right?
“Would you rather be deaf or blind?” Dazai asks, laying upside down on the office couch. His long legs are resting against the wall, his hair dangling down in a soft fluff, a lollipop between his fingers.
“Deaf” The deadpan can be heard through your flat tone, fingers tapping away at your keyboard at an efficient speed – quick and loud to drown out Dazais voice.
“Deaf so I don’t have to hear your bullshit” Dazais smile is clear as day in his teasing, pleased lilt to his tone, prompting you to send a tiny glare his way over your work computer.
He brings the blue lollipop to his lips again, smile widening behind it. “You love seeing me, that’s why” He closes his eyes, looking like he’s in pure bliss. “I get it”
You ignore him, your keyboard tapping growing harsher and louder.
“Do you think whales get cold?” He tries again, and you can see him from the corner of your eyes. Still smiling.
He doubles down once he gets no response out of you. “Don’t you think its weird that clouds float when they are evaporated water? Shouldn’t they fall down if they hold water?” He tries again
Sighing, you drop your head into your hands, massaging at your sore temple. “Why do you use this type of mental abuse on me, Dazai”
He sticks his blue stained tongue out for you, grinning widely with his forehead in full view.
Dazai is like a sleep paralysis you cant shake off or wake up from.
a/n: quick something i wrote before bed. writing is consuming all of the time from my other hobbies lately. im not entierly unhappy about that, just a little >-<
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Greet Me With Goodbye
Osamu Dazai x Reader
After you were gone.
Dazai sat at the small desk in his room. It was around eight pm, the streets of Yokohama were full of people eager to go back home to their families and loved ones. The stresses of a long workday began to ebb as traffic drifted through the roads. He however sat alone, pouring himself a glass of whiskey.
This was around the time you would have rung at his doorbell, a bag of homemade dinner hooked around your arm as you called out to him in your sweet voice. Then he'd answer, even on the worst days because you looked forward to this just as much as he did.
Then sitting on the table, he'd take out a bottle of liquor, didn't matter what, somedays Sake, and when he decided to be fancy it would be Japanese whiskey. Then you'd talk about your day, he mostly listened. You talked a lot, he just liked hearing your voice.
Today however the doorbell stayed quiet. No home-made dinner, no you. He hoped if he took out his fanciest bottle then you'd show up. He could lure you in with a flirty smile. But he wasn't capable of raising the dead was he?
He laughed bitterly to himself, taking a sip of his whiskey. It made its way through his throat in a familiar burn. This was simply the price of letting someone inside he should have seen it coming. He could now go back to being his usual self, keeping everyone at just a little distance from his heart.
But there was still a part of him that missed the warm dinners and warmer company that only you could ever bring.
✿ ― " NO I COULDN'T HELP BUT FALL "
ft. dazai osamu ― content; you and dazai have been co workers for a while now and the usual flirty and warm nature seems to shift into icy cold ignorance one random day, leaving you ponder on what could have went wrong and leaving a wild dazai who cannot ever deal with his emotions in normal ways. ― warnings ; fem reader , slightly suggestive
it really isn't easy to admit to yourself that you may actually enjoy someone's company more than you would like to admit.
coming from a world where solitude was a well known friend and interactions were fleeting, it scared dazai shitless to even dare and consider the possibility that he may feel a lot more towards you than your average co workers setting.
he cannot comprehend when this happened or when he started seeing you as more and that frustrated him because he was always the one in control and now he could not even control his own feelings.
was it when he subtly noticed your coffee order and seemed to always get it right when bringing it to you ? was it when he memorised your schedule and when he might catch you at different places ?
was it when he actually sat down and did his work upon your scolding ? maybe it was the countless nights he woke up with sweat sticking to his skin, memories of a lithe body under him and a terrible need of a cold shower, or maybe two.
but no, these things happen and maybe they are all sick coincidences, truly sick I mean not even the devil could put these thoughts in his head but he felt like he was suffocating.
yet when the coffee runs became a routine, and he eagerly waited to find you in your usual spots, or when he actually did his work before yours or kunikida's scolding, hell that lithe form in his countless dreams seemed to have a much clearer face now and damn him if that wasn't you.
so he was fucked. simply putting it, dazai was screwed.
he never did feelings, it was the most foreign concept of it all, two people aching after each other in ways that were not just lust seemed to baffle him. but then why did his chest hurt and his gaze wavered when he chose to push you away and cut you out of his life.
why did it hurt so much to see you smile around other members with that same sweet smile which seemed so solely his. why did his throat feel like it was closing up every time he looked down at your cheerful face as you greeted him so sweetly and he simply turned away from you.
he felt like the worst human to ever exist watching that smile of yours drop and bottom lip quiver in worry and he knew you were not okay but he wasn't even fine himself, he was the furthest thing away from fine.
you were like a tidal wave and dazai was engulfed by you at every step. being in the same room with you was hell, sharing a meeting with you was awful, watching the coffee he bought for you for the 3rd time this week while telling himself he wont getting cold on his desk again and again.
but then when fate seemed to bring you both locked in that stupid utility closet which he swore he would fix, fingers digging in his palm as he pushes at the door and undoubtedly, without even needing to confirm it, big orbs and a frown looking up at him from behind.
"you would rather talk to the fucking wall than acknowledge i am in the same room wouldn't you..?" you croak out sharply.
"i have no idea what you're talking about" the hollow voice ringed through the tight space, almost unfamiliar to you now.
while you unconsciously found yourself stepping closer to him, you can see his frame freeze.
"nothing my ass, you act like i have the plague and that...that is low even for you."
"look- [name] just mind your own business, think of ways to get out of here and continue your life." he says, still refusing to face you.
dazai could feel himself crumbling, your words chipping away at the wall around his heart once more - just why did you have to be so insistent. it was maddening.
"look me in the eyes and say that-" your voice weavers out, shakier than you intended. "face me and tell me that you want nothing to do with me, and i swear i will leave you alone." he knew that the last thing he wanted right now was face you, see the huge disappointment in your eyes or your trembling chin as you fought for your own sense of justice. he did not know if that sight would make him want to cower in shame or press himself against you and capture your soft lips.
"i cannot look at you." he spits out sharply.
"you owe me that much, hell you owe it to yourself to not be a fucking monster. no one acts the way we do- or well did and then wakes up one morning and ices the other out." "that's cruel dazai." you whisper, the last part mostly to yourself than to him.
you were the sweetest thing ever, the most constant in his life and he could feel his knees growing weak as you continued to push the matter.
"[name] i don't trust myself around you right now, i am on the brink of doing shit we would both regret so much, so much that you would hate me for it." he rambles on as he finally turns around and looks at you.
"you would hate me if you knew how much i want to wrap you in my arms and never let you go, or how hard it is to not kiss you senseless every time i see you."
"dazai-" you start but he cuts you off far too quickly.
"being around you is suffocating, you make me lose sense of my being and you make me want to tie you to my bedpost and never ever let you go again and damn me if i don't fucking lov-" and he mentally facepalmed himself as his lips pressed into a thin line and he took a shaky step behind, colliding with the door behind him.
yet his breath got cut short as your hands grasped at his collar and he finds his face inches away from yours, noses brushing against each other as he melts into your touch.
"bella" he whispers out as your lips collide with his and your fingers grasp at his back in franticness. bundles of flesh roaming around each other as dazai's arms finally found your chin and god he swears his airways might close just now.
sharply interrupted by the door behind his back suddenly shifting, he groans into the kiss and stumbles behind, ears perking up at the familiar voice.
"i told you these two were slacking again." kunikida's voice echoes in the small space as you both cannot help but chuckle and step into the hallway.
⠀ ⏝ི✿ ⠀a/n ; god i am so sorry for this lengthy piece of work, i genuinely just got carried away and had sooo much fun with it, hopefully you all enjoy it as well.

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⊹ ࣪ ˖ Everything Is Embarrassing ✦ angst, fluff(?) ✦ wc. 445 ✦ synopsis: you check on Dazai after a while of him not coming to work, just to find out he has a girl in his apartment.
Dazai stayed in his room for what had seemed like a long time, despite only being a couple of days. As any other thoughtful coworker would, you went to his apartment and checked up on him. You knocked on his door; no answer. You knocked again and still no answer. You were getting a little worried until he finally opened it. “Oh, hey!” He spoke as if nothing was wrong—like he always does. Though there was a strange look in his eyes, like he just came back from doing something. “Hey, Dazai. I just.. I’ve been a bit concerned for you. Everyone at the agency has.” You spoke, subconsciously smoothening your clothes. “Oh? Is that right?” He said, a dry chuckle escaping his lips. Suddenly, you hear the voice of a woman in the background. Soft and slick like honey, though you didn’t see her face. “Hey, who’s at the door?” She speaks, unaware of the situation. Dazai didn’t respond immediately, just kinda looks at you. He didn’t necessarily look embarrassed or like he was trying to hide something, just kind of eased out. You didn’t know why, but you felt something crack in you. You weren’t heartbroken—you weren’t even with the man, but something still stung for a moment. You finally snapped out of that weird trance and finally looked up at him. “Uh- sorry. I just,” you stumbled over your words. You hated when you did that. “I just wanted to make sure everything was good, y’know?” You explained, trying to look like you heard nothing. His eyebrows raised just for a second before laughing. Not mockingly though, in a sort of amused and pleased way. “Ah, I get it.” He spoke, his eyes focusing back onto you better, as if he was looking at an awkward little kid or something. Before it could get any worse, you finally spoke. “It’s good to know you’re fine. Just come to work soon, okay?” You immediately turned on your heel and left, not even waiting for him to answer. They were probably laughing at you, or at least he was. After the uncomfortable yet strangely endearing interaction, he shut the door and smiled lightly to himself. “Who was that?” The mysterious woman asked, lighting a cigarette. Dazai snapped out of his little daze and looked back at her, his dumb smile growing just a smidge. “Hm? No one.” But they both knew that wasn’t the case. She looked at him skeptically before rolling her eyes, mumbling something to herself. She sat up, carelessly letting the sheet slide off her bare frame as she released a long drag of smoke.
✦ an. sorry if this is short n’ dumb, it’s my first work ever and it’s 1 am lol! any tips or criticisms are appreciated, i hope u enjoyed! Part 2!
More pm dazai pls…hes so cutie i want to bite him
author's note : WAAAAHH HE IS!!! my baby and love HEHEH tysm for requesting. he does not get enough love
pm!dazai who wakes up at before you. he always switches on the bulb, the dim one that doesn't wake you up. in the minimal light available, he is greeted by the sight your sleeping body rising and falling with every breath. you were a heavy sleeper. you'd tried to get him to rest too but to no avail. he had long forgotten what that was, there was no more room for such a thing anymore among all the violence and chaos. granted, this was exactly hat he'd asked for but regardless, he couldn't help but envy the peace you seemed to have. especially as you drifted into some place he knew he couldn't reach, especially not with how he was. all he does instead is tuck a strand of your soft hair behind your ear and watch you with held breath as you stir only for a moment before stilling again. he sighs in relief. he hadn't woken you up just yet.