#bryan.

I redrew some really old art from four years ago except I'm still shit and lazy at drawing

I was going through some aisles at the grocery store and I saw some Ninja Turtle shaped macaroni that reminded me of you. Have you ever tried it? I remember when they had Spongebob shaped ones, but I've never gotten to try those. They look like so much fun, though. @bryanxlawrence

Hey, you're Bryan, right? I heard that you're one of the best chefs in town. Even though we're not at Golden House right now, I've gotta say that the food here is top notch. Don't think I've have potato leek soup before, but I'm not mad at it. How are you enjoying the party tonight? @bryanxlawrence

@ofliarsandlovers (for bryan)

So I tried to make baked potatoes so I could turn them into breakfast potatoes, and I ended up leaving them in the oven for three hours because I didn’t hear the timer go off. Now they’re hard as rocks. Do you think they’re salvageable? @bryanxlawrence​