#brudi

my ex lore is truly deep and diabolical and the high-octane vacillation between wanting to crawl up my ass and not wanting a thing to do with me has fucked me up for life. but can we acknowledge how deeply strange this man was. like before we were even together he tried to separately on multiple occasions bring up the concepts of me moving seven hours across the country to the ass end of nowhere with him, getting an apartment with him, and adopting a child together. like I think if anything I should have had that man checked for carbon monoxide poisoning

Thinking that being able to say "My dad is as old as Fernando Alonso" is an accomplishment