Fic Idea I will sell my emotional support hoodie for
Batman & Superman need a team up.
But not just any team up
The GCPD and MCPD need to work together as well
(This is Battinson btw)
Batman and all the MCPD officers are hitting it oddly really well. (Superman is not jealous at both sides. He’s not.)
This causes Martinez to get all possessive/protective/jealous/etc over Batman but in a really awkward way that makes everyone think Batman and this random cop are fucking
Like, Daniel (fanon name) is always glaring at the MCPD officers when they have full convos with Batman. (Batman answers with his signature grunts. But, still.)
Bruce, oddly, finds it cute/comforting
Daniel, this little Hispanic officer with little to no regard of his own safety, is all “this is my wet kitten emo bitch boy. Go get your own” despite calling him “freak” (more affection after the flood, Bruce will admit quietly to himself)
Eventually, Superman and Daniel conspire against the MCPD (god I want that team up) for a mutual “they are stealing the wet kitten from us.” And than immediately after argue about who Batman “belongs” to (in a “he works in my city!” “He brings me sandwiches at random!” Kinda way)
After the whole thing is over and done with, Batman sneaks into Daniel’s house and makes him a, very bad, coffee and literally beems at him. Like full on smiling
It freaks Daniel out cause “Batman is smiling a genuine smile????!!!”
Batman says, “Don’t worry officer, I’m still your awkward little kitten.” In the most innocent way that definitely doesn’t get Daniel’s dick interested. no stop
“Oh uh… you heard that?”
Humming, Batman only twirls his fingers around. “And the other stuff.” While shrugging
“I’m never living this down, am I?”
Batman gives him a small smile this time
(still creepy af that Batman is smiling but Martinez thinks it’s kinda cute and loves it because, ya, he did that to Batman.)
Gordon was watching the whole thing while doing the actual work like, “when will my suffering end?” And than immediately yell at the officers from both GCPD and MCPD like “I don’t care about the sunshines vs nights. Please just stop terrorizing Superman and Batman. Mostly Batman. No offense Superman sir, but Bats over there is my boy first and foremost.” (Bruce preens at it.)
