Apr 23, 2020
BatDad Jokes
Jason: Hey.
Bruce: Straw.
Jason:
Jason: Did you- Did you just make a dad joke?
Bruce: Yes.
Jason: ... Why?
Bruce: I thought that if I made a dad joke, you might consider letting me be your dad again.
Jason:
Bruce:
Jason: Okay so... I'm extremely uncomfortable right now and I'm just gonna... leave. *Begins backing away slowly*
Bruce: Bye, son.
Jason, slightly panicked: Alfred! Something is wrong with Bruce, come fix him!
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