#nbc b99

More B99 art for my friends🚨✨💙💛

You giving her cute dog shaped keychain, and her using the keychain to hold her motorcycle keys.

Her bringing you chocochip cookies when she passes by a bakery, because she knows you like cookies.

Her finding out you are crying alone in the bathroom and pulling out the gun asking "give me a name and address"

Giving a stink eye to your new boyfriend/girlfriend, and investigating them thoroughly to know whether they are really good for you.

When she knows your partner makes you happy, her threatening your partner to never hurt you or else....

You hugging her one day due to a tough case, and she actually hugging you back.

You falling asleep on her shoulders and her not moving at all, and asking everyone else to shut up and not disturb you.

You bringing her RoboCop duckling toy, because it's her favourite movie, and her cracking a smile for a second.

no.2

part 1

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Inej: What kind of woman doesnt owe an axe

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matthias: okay. everyone, i have good news and a bad news

jesper:my nana always said the bad news first because the good news are probably a lie

jesper:fun fact-she made me cry a lot

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wylan: ...and worst of all, i had nina greet him

kaz: what did you have her do

wylan: be herself

kaz: poor son of a bitch

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nina: retire? jesper, we're supposed to die on a job together

nina: me in a big explosion and you commiting suicide on my funeral out of respect

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jesper: if you get killed, what happens to all your debts?

everyone:

jesper: aaaaa loopholeeee

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nina: ok who are we killin. i wont do kids thats a rule, but that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick

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inej: are you really playing a gay card right now?

wylan: yas queen

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wylan: oh no, thats the look my mom gave me right before she told me my dad left-

wylan: oh god, did my dad leave my mom again?-

wylan: how do you know my mom and dad

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kaz,crying: my son is a basic bitch

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jesper: so let me get this straight, all that water park money i've been saving you wanna spend it on kids now?!

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matthias: now i get why you reffer to this as a suicide squad, jesper, because i already wanna kill myself

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inej: very nice man

kaz: yes he is

kaz: now lets figure out how to destroy him

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jesper: i didnt wanna do this, but i do know one way we could get the money

wylan: you'd make a decent prostitute

jesper: i'd make an amazing prostitute, but thats not what i was thinking

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kaz: Jesper, i want you to do nothing, just stand next to me and say 'yes, boss'

jesper: okay, boss

kaz: come on, man

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kaz:look at this place- half eaten food, crumpled tissues, pictures of your families

matthias: what's wrong with pictures?

kaz: if you love someone, you will remember what they look like

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nina: as god said when ones tried to sneak past the gates into heaven "it aint happenin honey"

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kaz: well done people

𝘫𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘥

𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞/𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞

+ Bonus : the common bitch

Cheddar + common bitch | Brooklyn 99 (2013-2021)