#nbc b99

More B99 art for my friends🚨✨💙💛

—After the episode where terry can’t do yoga, he joins a weekly yoga class and is now in a group chat with five middle aged women who love brad pitt and cross-stitching.

—While he was in his prime shipping phase, charles definitely made a wattpad account with the username @peraltiago_foreverxX and wrote at least five fanfictions of different fluffy scenarios for jake and amy

—rosa has a secret obsession with Keeping Up with the Kardashians and used to watch it with Pimento. they were both very invested but refused to ever speak of it in public for fear of their badass reputations being ruined.

—Holt took Kevin and Cheddar on holiday to Florida and accidentally bumped into his old speed walking group from when he was undercover (they were on a road trip). they invited him out for coffee and he had to keep up his old fake identity by pretending that Kevin was his “bro”.

—Scully and Hitchcock loved taylor swift and would frequently go karaoking to her songs, usually dressed in blonde wigs and sequin bodysuits. (they definitely went to the eras tour together).

—Amy and her Dad text each other pictures of particularly difficult crossword puzzles to see if the other has the answer, and if neither of them do it becomes a competition to see who can figure it out first.

—Jake and Amy have a Wii and frequently have very competitive games of Mariokart and Wii bowling. One time, Amy swung the controller so hard that she hit Jake in the face, but he insisted on finishing the round even as bl00d poured out of his nose.

—Scully has been scammed on the internet because someone DMed him pretending to be Kate Moss. He gave her his card details so she could “buy a plane ticket to visit him”, but the next day he received bank transfers from a Porsche dealership and a private yacht seller.

—Terry hates sad films, but once Sharon forced him to watch Titanic and he sobbed his heart out whilst singing very loudly along to ‘my heart will go on’.

i literally get a warm and fuzzy feeling just thinking about peraltiago—i’ve already posted about this but DAMN i want their relationship so bad. they were literally coded for each other and oml the fact that they start off as really competitive rivals who also secretly are in love w each other really hits me hard. i cant explain how much i love the Academic Rivals to Lovers trope and this sort of feels like the grown up version of that.

Gina and Rosa are so goddamn gay for each other and nobody can fricking prove me wrong. like ok it’s not canon but i don’t give a shit. HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER OML?!?! I think i would die if Dietti became real but since it’s not ig i’ll stick to fanart and dreaming!!!

the charles and jake best friendship is honestly goals and i want charles to be my friend so bad!! i think charles is honestly such a good honest guy and that’s really rare in these sitcom type of shows. jake DOES sometimes take him for granted but always apologises and i think that’s what makes their dynamic so good to watch.

obviously can’t make a stan post about b99 without mentioning the best character, my guy terry!! honestly could go on for days about this dude but i’ll keep it brief—he deserves to be happy for legit the rest of his life because he is such an unwavering good guy. the way he talks about himself in third person and has a weird obsession with yogurt is so endearing, but then he’s also really brave and honestly friendly to you no matter who tf you are. like when holt was promoted and the vulture was captain for a while, terry is literally so polite to that douchebag and it makes me so mad that terry doesn’t get the same respect back.