I really love creative writing, or any type of writing in general!
And I was watching a TikTok edit by @/sheikahrie (Go check em out please!) who made the edit with the song “How much longer till I’m Taller” with the focuses of Breath of The Wild The Champion’s final battle against the Blight Ganon’s! And it just made me think how gut wrenching this song fits so well. It made me wonder, did any of them ever ask themselves “How much longer? … My hands tremble with soreness, my legs are starting to buckle…? How much longer until Link defeats the calamity?…” did any of them ever quietly admit to themselves they’re scared? But they carried themselves forward because they knew the fate of Hyrule, their homes, their loved ones were waiting for them? Are there ever enough words to describe what they must have thought before the final strike they received?
I’m sure that they must have thought “Someone smaller is out there… someone that needs us, me, to protect them. All of them!”
The pressure, their honor, even, for some of the champions (or maybe all of them depending on how you see it) how heavy it was on their shoulders…
The Champions were all incredible with incredible story telling. While I wish there was more mentioning of them in Tears of The Kingdom, I’m still happy there even is a sequel!
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I think everyone understood I will talk about Finley and Sasan from the tw. It's insane to me that out of ALL THE THINGS THEY LEFT OUT and ALL THINGS LEFT IN, this yucky relationship stayed.
What is the point? Don't they know nobody would have missed them if they just vanished? Was it hard to just remodel Finley? Was it hard to say oh Finley hit puberty after BOTW? Was it hard to say Sasan got killed after the Upheavel? What if Sasan mysteriously disappeared after the Upheaval? What if Sasan and Finley went seperate ways and acknowledge their relationship was very toxic? And just, why??? Why do we keep it in the next game too???? Somebody out there making this game very much enjoys that type of stuff. That's why it stayed.
It's very clear to me that this relationship is just trying to include "acceptable ped0philia" in the game. Bear w/ me. If they are lovers there would be massive backlash, fine make them "best friends". (Japanese translation is soul mates) But we still want to keep the ped0 narrative! Oh ok then, Finley just had her puberty late, she is grown otherwise 🤡
Don't some of you see this is the same old sh1t where otakus say "SHe is ACtuALly 800 years old!!!"
Also Finley is DEFINITELY A CHILD that thinks "I'm grown up". Sleep schedule same with other children. Mom plays a significant role in her life. Also the impulsive and child like decisions she makes (eg: in totk she just straight up leaves for a treasure hunt without a worry or care about herself or her mom) She is a child thinking she has grown up but you all not even ready for that.
Do we needed to have a story about some CHILD LOOKING character, becoming bffs with some adult man but she just had her puberty late for some reasons,, so it's ok :))) type of story? Be honest w/ me. Did we need it???? Was it necessarry? Would you hate TOTK and BOTW if they did not have Sasan and Finley? No. It was not necessarry at all.
IT IS NOT OK FOR CHILDREN TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH GROWN ASS PEOPLE. There. I said it. It's the adult's responsiblity to not be bffs w/ children.
But we cannot come here and call it straight up ped0. Why? Bc they are not lovers technically! But Finley just had her puberty late! She is technically grown up! Just fvcking excuses to cover up ped0 agenda.
The sitatuation with Sasan and Finley screams ped0 from every single point. Stop lying to yourselves.
i finally started playing breath of the wild and. i have conflicting feelings about it.
I like it as a game. I hate it as a Zelda game. There is nothing in the game that feels like a Zelda game, aside from the plot and characters. Really long rant ahead.
The divine beast Vah Ruta was a fucking chore. I hated it. I literally had to find a guide, which i’ve NEVER had to do in any dungeon for any other zelda game. The shrines are really bland once you’re used to the aesthetic that literally all of em have. I hate having to get to the towers in order to have the map. I don’t like the fact that the big korok guy moves to a more inconvenient locations twice. I hate so much about the game... but only in terms of Zelda games. It doesn’t capture the feel of a zelda game. It’s an AWFUL zelda game despite being a great game. All the things i usually love about zelda games are either absent (dungeons, a variety of unique weapons obtained over the course of the game, etc) or made worse. The 900 fucking korok seeds?! No. Nobody liked getting all the Gold Skulltulas in Ocarina of Time, so why would anyone want to get NINE TIMES AS MANY COLLECTABLES. The compendium is a goddamn chore and the camera feature doesnt even save the photos to your system, so WHAT IS EVEN THE GODDAMN POINT OF IT. I have like three or four photos i want to save but NOPE. I can only take a screenshot of the album, which has a fucking filter over the images. The quests are obnoxious. The traveling takes forever, and the horses are such a pain to train that i rarely even bother with them.
Literally i hate that this is probalby gonna be the norm for future zelda games. The cutscenes are probably my least fave thing abt it. Zelda’s voice actress makes the emotionally intense lines sound way too over the top and fake. The accents are inconsistant from character to character (Sidon sounds american and Mipha sounds british even tho they were siblings and lived in the same area for both their childhoods). I am literally so pissed about this game because it’s so good... but its my least fave zelda game. I’m not including the games not made by nintendo, or the spin-offs.
Meanwhile i love the exploration, even if it’s a bit annoying sometimes. The stamina kinda bothers me, but its at least interesting. I like the runes, although they aren’t a good replacement for the variety of unique items most zelda games give you. I like the visuals. I like the dogs, but YOU CAN’T PET THEM SO WHAT IS EVEN THE FUCKING POINT. YOU COULD PET DOGS IN TWILIGHT PRINCESS SO UM. FUCKING DOWNGRADED. This is the worst zelda game, but only because it’s supposed to be a Zelda game. Which it DOESN’T FEEL LIKE ONE.
The villain isn’t a character in this game, which is a huge complaint of mine. The overworld always feels either super empty or way too cluttered and theres rarely an in-between. Scrolling across the map takes for-fucking-ever, even when fully zoomed out. Ugh i have more complaints about it than positive things to say because i fucking hate that this is the direction Zelda games are going in. FUCK this zelda game. I’m gonna keep playing it, but it feels like a goddamn chore so idk if i’ll ever actually finish. Because its fucking annoying to play half the time.
Literally its just a third-person perspective Skyrim with zelda lore and less glitches. And i hate it for that.
That said, i wish i could enjoy the game as much as other ppl do. I wish i could let go of my grievances, but i can’t. I love Sidon as a character, and I definitely love seeing art and stuff of him and Link as a couple, but i. I dunno, it doesn’t feel like a zelda game.
I always find it funny when I watch that interview for BOTW and they asked the creators how they felt about the fans love for Sidon.
Like.... bro these guys have been trying to make female fish people hot every damn time they show up. They made a dead Zora Queen hot! Mipha is BEAUTIFUL. But suddenly the ladies like the hot shark boy and we’re making things weird or uncomfortable? BITCH THIS AIN’T NEW ITS JUST NOT FOR FAKE GAMER BOYS.
Yesterday I was talking to my sister about Zora evolution comparing them with the Zelda timeline and it derived to “HOW THE FUCK DOES SIDON EVEN IS SHARKMAN WHEN ZORAS ARE BASED OFF FROM DOLPHINS AND WHALES (the king) WHICH ARE MAMMALS???”
We've concluded that because Sharks and Manta Rays are actually some kind of hybrid species between mammals and fish (we did some research) maybe there’s a possibility that shark-type, manta-ray-type Zoras are probably a close-to-extinction species that derived from a probable previously more fish-types Zoras who are probably extinct now...
Now I'm drawing some Fish-type Zoras because it makes me sad
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