Jun 23, 2022
please accept this sketch of the boys based off of a photo i took of my sunshine golden retriever soft boy friend shaking hands with the most dead-in-the-eyes looking mf ive ever met in my life
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please accept this sketch of the boys based off of a photo i took of my sunshine golden retriever soft boy friend shaking hands with the most dead-in-the-eyes looking mf ive ever met in my life
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OK, so Hop has literally no indoor voice and whenever he gets excited he starts a stutter and Bede is absolutely whipped by this.
It's not even funny.
Like they will have their cute little dates where Hop does most of the talking, whilst bede mostly listens.
It's like:
Hop: and did you know that-, uh, I mean you probably know that, but, uh, yeah, sylveon can mani-. Manipu-, pulate! Ma-ni-pu-late Feelings! Isn't that amazing?!
Meanwhile bede sits there with heart eyes.
hell yeah gamers many hot takes but you do not have to agree with my hot takes
dni if a terf, truscum, map, nomap, anti-anti, or just a general exclusionist!
do not repost or trace my art please and thanks!!
(warning there is a wall of tags ahead feel free to ignore)
when ur ship is rare and you gotta make the content urself but youre lazy
incorrect swsh
im bored so here y’all. it is mostly bopshipping cause im trash.
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Hop: British mfs getting jumped be like;
Hop: “Unhand me!”
Bede: you’rE BRITISH YOU FUCKING DOLT-
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Bede: help me im drowning
Hop: eat the water
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Marnie: ‘ello
Hop: bonejaw
Marnie: what?
Hop: bonejaw
Marnie: ?!?!!?!
Hop: It’s French for hello dumbass
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Sonia: Hey is this whiskey or perfume?
Leon: *grabs and chugs it*
Leon: perfume
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Raihan: Leon!
Leon: what?
Raihan: you kicked me in your sleep!
Leon: who ever said I was sleeping?
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Leon: Never give up!
Raihan: Don’t lose focus!
Milo: Do your best!
Piers: Murder is okay
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*not with the characters but still goes. also yes I said this*
Hop: “This is your first ever Pokemon battle!”
Me: tch, like I HAVEN’T thrown hands with a Wooloo...
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Marnie: Bede, are you big spoon are little spoon?
Bede: I’m a knife.
Hop, from across the room: He’s little spoon!
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Bede, pointing to Oliva: dis’ a winner
Bede, pointing to Victor: dis’ a hero
Bede, pointing to Hop: dis’ a cutie
Bede, pointing to Marnie: dis’ a celebrity
Bede, pointing to Allister: dis’ a baby
Bede, pointing to himself: disappointment
Everyone: nO-
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Marnie: Why are you all packed up?
Hop: Oh! I’m just visiting Leon in Hammerlocke.....
Marnie, pulling a detective: I saw you set your phone directions to Ballonlea, you wear casual clothes when visiting Leon, Leon is at home right now, you’re blushing.
Marnie: You’re visiting Bede. Just say it. We both know I’m r-
Hop: OKAY FINE YEA I’M SEEING BEDE FOR THE WEEK CHILL
Marnie: Called it
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Bede: why are you single?
Hop: cause i have a strict brother
Hop: why are you single?
Bede: cause you have a strict brother.
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Sonia and Nessa: *calmly sitting on the teacup ride*
Raihan and Leon: *screaming and spinning it so hard that the teacup falls off the ride*
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Allister: d-do any s-sounds annoy you,,,,?
Bea: like real sounds or imaginary sounds?
Allister: w-what do you mean by i-imaginary sounds?
Bea: spider wearing flip flops
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Bede, motioning to a white board: observe
White board: *100% amazing, 75% loyal to Opal, 25% totally not gay for Hop*
Hop: *blushing*
Marnie: ..............
Victor: heY THAT EQUALS 200%!
Bede: i’M TWICE THE MAN YOU’LL EVER BE!
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Marnie: Hey, Hop, how are you?
Hop: *looking feral af*
Marnie: dude what happened?
Hop: i mixed Redbull with coffee and i can see sound
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Sonia, holding Nessa bridal style: *calm chatter*
Raihan, carrying Leon like a sack of potatoes over his shoulder: *running and screaming*
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ok bye
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Marnie: You have a crush on Bede.
Hop, confused: What? No! It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about him!
••• Later that night •••
Hop, laying down: ...
Hop: Oh no.
And I will hold-- I'll hold onto you. No matter what this world’ll throw, it won't shake me loose.
(Art Credit to Gabi / Kouneja | Insta )
BY THE WAY
Even though i ship hop x bede, this doesnt mean i think bede is a uwu did nothing wrong character!! Especially cuz he hurt Hop during the game!! But Bede is a lil shit with issues and i think they're a good dynamic towards the end of the game where Bede doesnt think that being mean to everyone is good™ and will make him even more special and Hop has grown to be more of his own person!! (And im sure Bede apologized bc post-game Hop mention him "he's a little shit for sure but he is a great trainer" while smiling so obvs there's no hate or something!!!)