#clefairyshipping

im bored so here y’all. it is mostly bopshipping cause im trash. 

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Hop: British mfs getting jumped be like;

Hop: “Unhand me!”

Bede: you’rE BRITISH YOU FUCKING DOLT-

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Bede: help me im drowning

Hop: eat the water

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Marnie: ‘ello

Hop: bonejaw

Marnie: what?

Hop: bonejaw

Marnie: ?!?!!?!

Hop: It’s French for hello dumbass

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Sonia: Hey is this whiskey or perfume?

Leon: *grabs and chugs it*

Leon: perfume

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Raihan: Leon!

Leon: what?

Raihan: you kicked me in your sleep!

Leon: who ever said I was sleeping?

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Leon: Never give up!

Raihan: Don’t lose focus!

Milo: Do your best!

Piers: Murder is okay

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*not with the characters but still goes. also yes I said this*

Hop: “This is your first ever Pokemon battle!”

Me: tch, like I HAVEN’T thrown hands with a Wooloo...

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Marnie: Bede, are you big spoon are little spoon?

Bede: I’m a knife. 

Hop, from across the room: He’s little spoon!

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Bede, pointing to Oliva: dis’ a winner

Bede, pointing to Victor: dis’ a hero

Bede, pointing to Hop: dis’ a cutie

Bede, pointing to Marnie: dis’ a celebrity

Bede, pointing to Allister: dis’ a baby

Bede, pointing to himself: disappointment

Everyone: nO-

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Marnie: Why are you all packed up?

Hop: Oh! I’m just visiting Leon in Hammerlocke.....

Marnie, pulling a detective: I saw you set your phone directions to Ballonlea, you wear casual clothes when visiting Leon, Leon is at home right now, you’re blushing.

Marnie: You’re visiting Bede. Just say it. We both know I’m r-

Hop: OKAY FINE YEA I’M SEEING BEDE FOR THE WEEK CHILL

Marnie: Called it

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Bede: why are you single?

Hop: cause i have a strict brother

Hop: why are you single?

Bede: cause you have a strict brother. 

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Sonia and Nessa: *calmly sitting on the teacup ride*

Raihan and Leon: *screaming and spinning it so hard that the teacup falls off the ride*

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Allister: d-do any s-sounds annoy you,,,,?

Bea: like real sounds or imaginary sounds?

Allister: w-what do you mean by i-imaginary sounds?

Bea: spider wearing flip flops

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Bede, motioning to a white board: observe 

White board: *100% amazing, 75% loyal to Opal, 25% totally not gay for Hop*

Hop: *blushing*

Marnie: .............. 

Victor: heY THAT EQUALS 200%!

Bede: i’M TWICE THE MAN YOU’LL EVER BE!

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Marnie: Hey, Hop, how are you?

Hop: *looking feral af*

Marnie: dude what happened?

Hop: i mixed Redbull with coffee and i can see sound

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Sonia, holding Nessa bridal style: *calm chatter*

Raihan, carrying Leon like a sack of potatoes over his shoulder: *running and screaming* 

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