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MEMO #455

Wilson can’t actually use 500 grenades in a single mission, or at least he shouldn’t. 50, maximum, should be sufficient unless he’s being ordered to invade a small nation, in which case make it an even 100.

Wilson has been prohibited from making ‘polearm-chucks.’ To this end he is not to be issued any polearm-style weaponry at all. The same goes for short lengths of rope, sticks or staves, and axes in any combination on any three requisitions requests in a row.

Please remind Agent Grant that an artillery gun is not a ‘bigger gun that fires howitzers.’ Though the idea made the Director smile, I’m not sure we need that sort of thing in the field.

MEMO #394

Major Boothroyd and the Quartermaster's Office are reminded, again, to move the toothpaste tubes away from the tubes of explosive putty in the storage room to avoid any future unpleasant instances.

MEMO #379

Please remind Major Boothroyd to let this office KNOW when MI-6 or MI-5 send him help. They don't get paid otherwise, and are a security hazard.

Memo #71

MEMO #48

Major Boothroyd has asked us to clarify a few things regarding the proper request form filing procedure.

Agents stationed on the Helicarrier do not require boats, cars, or “whatever talent-less band is popular this month” to perform their duties. Such requests will not be filled.

All special request forms must include a valid reason for such request. “Because I want one,” or “it would be awesome” are not acceptable reasons.

All supply orders must contain a valid number of items to be ordered. “Crap-tons,” “a few, “and “however many you can finagle out of the government you clever British toff” are neither acceptable, nor valid numbers.

This is a quick note to let everyone know that there may be grammar error underscoring a few memos. Since the office scanner is broken, and Major Boothroyd in EDD hasn't replaced it for us yet, we are communicating our memos through the laborious and annoying process of the "print screen" button. 

This leaves the possibility of embarrassing grammar check or spelling error check highlighting to be present on the page. Usually we catch things like that and fix it before we post them to this site, but every once in a while our intern slips up.

Our most sincere apologies,  and here's hoping the scanner is fixed soon!