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All agents are reminded that fireworks which include loud bangs, shrieks, or crackles are banned on all SHIELD bases. Artillery-type fireworks are likewise on the Prohibited Items List.

Anyone needing to get away from the noise and sounds can  let their S.O. know; all SHIELD bases have break rooms and guest quarters isolated from outside noises and sights. All SHIELD bases on American soil will have a ceremonial bell-ringing over the PA system at 2 pm Eastern today instead of fireworks.

All American agents are reminded to leave their British colleagues drinks alone; this day is not about throwing FitzSimmons' tea off the Helicarrier and screaming "'Murica!'" Likewise all SHIELD agents regardless of nationality are reminded to abide by the United States of America's Flag Code, and refrain from wearing America's flag as a cape, sash, or any other article of clothing.

MEMO #454

MEMO #425

All S.H.I.E.L.D employees are reminded that we are not, on average, fighting demons. Therefore, no one should be using rock salt as ammunition. If someone's reasoning, when asked, it that they were 'feeling mean,' the punishment will be an assignment as Agent Wade Wilson's lackey for a week.

MEMO #152

Guy Fawkes Day is not to be celebrated on this Helicarrier with either a full- or partial- scale attempt to replicate his crime.

MEMO #142

As theHolidayseason is now upon us, a reminder to all S.H.I.E.L.D. employees that holiday or novelty ties may only be worn with suits, and not with the Helicarrier jumpsuits. In addition, such ties may only be worn within a two-week window around the appropriate holiday.

My apologies to Agent Wilson. Again.

... I expected better from you, Clint. And silly string is on the Prohibited Items List, so that would be a resounding NO.