Fuck it, favorite Dwarven diety (in Pathfinder) is Bolka. The head god Torag's fine, with extra respect for being in the multicultural Labor Union pantheon. His youngest queer ass son Trudd is fine too. Random drunk human adventurer god Cayden Calien fucking him on the reg while also sharing booze with Torag all the time is hilarious. And really makes me wonder how often he gets drunk with Torag and goes "well that was fun but I'm off to fuck your son." Vs how often he stumbles in to discuss ale and workers' rights with Trudd's dad in the aftermath of a hookup.
But forget that. Bolka's the best because their goddess of marriage is a shipper. Specialized in "Person is too shy to try asking the other out" and "Your family's forcing you into an arranged marriage, so I'll try to help you two genuinely like each other." But also relationships and love for others in general. Apparently when she's in her office and watching her favorite shows (people's lives), the angels and other dwarven gods can hear her squealing and screaming from damn near anywhere. Girl's out here being louder than the forges because these idiots somehow *still haven't kissed!* Apparently to make your wedding better people will hide rings and wedding gifts in the area. And since we know little else about her other than "extremely pretty" and "goddess of Passion," I like to think that similar practices would extend to dating as well. Like leaving love notes or gifts hidden in public places so she gets more invested. Bait the shipper with "OMG are they gonna get caught? Gaaaah I can't take this idiots not noticing anymore, let me weave some magic real quick to smash my dolls together."
Basically with her love of tropes and loudly freaking out in real time, as far as I'm concerned she's a tumblrina. And if you can bait your way into being her blorbo of the month, your life will be a whirlwind of passion that might end up in a romance! Or angst, she'll give you a great meet cute but she's not gonna MAKE the person you're pining for like you.
