#bocara

- Luke is standing on the garden table wielding a wrench, engaged in what is clearly a battle to the death with Paz, who has chosen the mighty broom as his weapon. Luke is wining. He has the high ground - Obi-Wan is proud.

- Boba has put Grogu in a wheelbarrow and is using his jet pack to zoom it around.

- Cara is teaching a 5 year old Rey how to fire a rifle, that is almost as big as her. Rey is alarmingly good.

- Ahsoka, Bo-Katan and Leia are discussing the runnings of the galaxy while facing the wall and resolutely ignoring everything that is going on behind them.

Bo-Katan, who has rushed from The City TM to stop Din ruining his life by falling for the charms of country life and pretty twinks, ringing the service bell at the inn: "Excuse me. I need help finding someone immediately."

Cara, leaning forward in a way she knows makes her arms look amazing: "Well, I'm right here 😘"

Later at the climax of the main plot where Din will choose the country life and Luke:

Bo-Katan: "You are throwing away your career for some stupid fantasy! Staying here is a mistake, there is nothing for you in this village!"

Paz: "Lmaooo Riduur privileges Revoked!"

Bo-Katan, very tired: "They're arguing about which one of us has the better ass."

Luke: "Fucks sake not again."

A single hand goes up.

Bo, full tired lesbian mode: "No, Paz, being the first Mandolorian to slap Luke's ass does not give you 'dibs' and definitely does not qualify as 'a reason the couple should not be joined in matrimony.'

Hand goes down.

A different hand goes up.

Bo, developing a migraine: "No, Cara, we are not going to get married on our first 'date'."

Hand goes down.

A different hand goes up.

Bo, on deaths door: "Yes, Royal Consort?"

Luke: "Is now a bad time to tell you Din and I already got married a while ago?"

Bo-Katan, on the phone: "I hear your proposal Marshall; however, in the interest of Mandolorian politics I am going to have to decline. We will discuss it further in an official meeting, tomorrow at one in the council chambers. *hangs up* UGH."

Luke, sticking his head in the door cause he's has the Skywalker lack-of-self-preservation gene (as well as being a nosey fucker): "Everything okay, Bo?"

Bo-Katan: "It's Lady Kryze to you, Skywalker."

Luke: "Wow, those politicians must be really pissing you off then?"

Bo-Katan, confused: "No? That was Cara Dune, she wanted to go on a date"

Luke: "Oh...rip Cara."

Bo-Katan, even more confused: "Did you not hear? We set up a date."

Luke: "......THIS IS WHY MANDALORIANS ARE GOING EXTINCT"

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Luke: "Din, sweet husband of mine, what would you consider our first date?"

Din: "Obviously that time I asked you to spar in the evening"

Luke: "It's strangely quiet without them isn't it?"

Din: "I agree we should adopt more foundlings!"