So I found this site on a random search -- I don’t even remember what I was looking for at this point -- and it’s amazing. A collection of familiar phrases mismatched together:
A LEGEND IN HIS OWN TIME MACHINE
BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO LEFT FEET
CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL MATE
CHILI DOG WHISPERER
I don’t honestly know what these are meant to be used for. Don’t really care. They’re great, and the list of them is long.
HAPPILY EVER AFTER-DINNER MINTS
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY OF RECKONING
LOVE IS IN THE AIR CONDITIONING
MOBILE HOME ON THE RANGE
MY CUP RUNNETH OVER THE RAINBOW
MY PATIENCE IS WEARING THIN SOCKS
NIGHT-LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
There are hundreds of these. That’s just a random selection from the first half of the alphabet. Here’s a bonus one from the end:
YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN
