Guess who just finished the first draft of their AU Bang! It’s me. And it’s 16k of holsom Hogwarts au slow burn. Coming to ao3 in... like December. Sorry. I’m really ahead of schedule.

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Guess who just finished the first draft of their AU Bang! It’s me. And it’s 16k of holsom Hogwarts au slow burn. Coming to ao3 in... like December. Sorry. I’m really ahead of schedule.

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⚡ Bludger, Please! Chapter 1 ⚡
@willdexpoindexter wrote an amazing Check, Please! Harry Potter AU as their NaNo Project. I love it so much I needed to make a set. 💛
Bludger, Please! A Hogwarts AU, is now posting!
IT LIVESÂ
My betas, @sexydexynurse and @sailorsav are my heroes and I could not do this without them. Shout out also to Sav and @acepoindexter for all the cheerleading and research help during nano. And to the entire Check, Please! 18+ Discord for cheering me on as I slowly lost my mind over the month of November.
Chapter 1 is up now!Â
Muggleborn Liam Poindexter has never quite fit in at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That's all about to change, though when he goes out for the Hufflepuff Quidditch team. There's only one problem, he gets put on a Beater pair with Derek Nurse, who seems to know how to push all of his buttons.
Derek Nurse is stoked to make his house Quidditch team with his two best friends, Chris and Liam. What could be better than chilling with his favorite people all the time?
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holy shit i did it
IT’S MIDNIGHT IN EST SO I’M DOING IT
Bludger, Please! is officially all posted! those of you who haven’t read it because it was a wip, you can finally read it!Â

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 9/9 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek "Nursey" Nurse/William "Dex" Poindexter, Derek "Nursey" Nurse/OMC, William "Dex" Poindexter/OMC Characters: Derek "Nursey" Nurse, William "Dex" Poindexter, Chris "Chowder" Chow, Eric "Bitty" Bittle, Larissa "Lardo" Duan, Adam "Holster" Birkholtz, Caitlin Farmer, Alexei "Tater" Mashkov, Poindexter Family (Check Please!), Nurse Family (Check Please!), Original Male Character(s), Coach Hall, Coach Murray, Jack Zimmermann, Shitty Knight, Justin "Ransom" Oluransi Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Hogwarts, Getting Together, Slow Burn, Quidditch, Miscommunication, background holsom, background shardo, background zimbits, Derek "Nursey" Nurse is Unchill, POV Alternating, Gratuitous Weasley Jokes, muslim nursey, Catholic Dex, Everyone is British or Irish, Panic Attacks, Gay Panic, Coming Out Series: Part 1 of Hogwarts, Please! Summary:
Muggleborn Liam Poindexter has never quite fit in at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That's all about to change, though when he goes out for the Hufflepuff Quidditch team. There's only one problem, he gets put on a Beater pair with Derek Nurse, who seems to know how to push all of his buttons.
Derek Nurse is stoked to make his house Quidditch team with his two best friends, Chris and Liam. What could be better than chilling with his favorite people all the time?
If they had gotten their act together earlier, how many smooches could there have been? How dangerous would Eric + Chris + Cait be, just for hijinx in general and for forcing Liam and Derek to get over themselves?
well… if they had gotten their act together i would not have made it to 50k lol
but i think they would have been a lot of smooches. chris would have had to announce himself every time he entered the dorm for YEARS. and they would have avoided the other smooches with people who were not each other. which would be nice but much less dramatic. and you know i like to make you suffer.
as for eric + chris + cait, i didn’t have them all team up for the same reason i didn’t let Erin go to Hogwarts. it would have been sorted out in a year, tops, thus robbing me of my slow burn and all the pain i put you through.Â
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Chapter 7 is up of Bludger Please!
Liam goes on a date! It’s terrible. Also some kissing happens.
Also it’s finally Christmas at the Poindexters! I’ve been so excited to share this section for as long as I’ve had it planned. It’s so cute you’ll cackle.Â