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Name: Blooey
Debut: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Wow. So this is it? This is that show that kids and adults alike have fallen in love with? The show that's getting an entire section in the Animal Kingdom at Disney World? I can't say I expected the show to end up being a golden-brown squid who appears in one game. But it's nice to know that so many people can interpret such profound meaning out of this fellow!
Blooey is one of Luigi's Partners That Hate Him For His Bumbling Antics. Luigi's lack of dexterity led him to throw Blooey into lava, but don't worry! This is fictional lava, so it's just a minor inconvenience! Blooey probably just bounced up with a flaming butt (?) crying "wahahahahaha". And he is now a crisp golden brown. Even his eyeballs! Me-ouch! (that would be a good joke if he was a cat)
I wouldn't eat him, and I apologize to him if that's insulting. I just don't want to eat squid! His Japanese name brings "cookie" to mind, and I do love to eat "cookie". Could Blooey be like a mythical gingerbread man, a living cookie with an attitude all its own? Hell no he can't! He's a squid who fell into lava. We just went over that!
Blooey rather resembles Dried Blooper from Bowser's Inside Story, which is probably a coincidence, but it's nifty that two different RPG spinoffs have featured Crispy Bloopers, both in their most acclaimed installments! I know people love Super Mario RPG, but just imagine how much they would love it if there was a Crispy Blooper. Imagine if Geno was replaced with Dried Blooper. Mario's party members just show up and disappear when needed for cutscenes, but if one of these party members was Dried Blooper, then Mario could carry him around neatly in a folder. New and untold levels of immersion. Just consider it. Thank you.
I love these goobers
JOFFYYY!! I STARE AT YOU WITH BIG OL’ BUG EYES!!
Hello my friend :D I hope you are well!
AHHHHHHHH BELOVED BLOOEY HI HELLO HIIIII
MISSED YOU PAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finished my play through of the switch remake of Thousand Year Door. It’s pretty good ngl, I also loved seeing these guys again
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The Tale of the Loaded Goat.
jalove-wecallhimdean reblogged your photoset and added:
So I’m reading the caspn post and scroll a bit, I almost had a mess to clean up with the something goes blooey tag!! Tea y'all, tea!! It was the word blooey, don’t ask me why…
@jalove-wecallhimdean - I have had “blooey” in my lexicon for as long as I can remember, and it is because of that time Mayberry had a loaded goat running around. I stayed with my grandmother a lot while my parents were at work, and other than soap operas, “I Love Lucy” and “The Andy Griffith Show” were staples. When you have a moment, here is the key scene for this tale, though certainly the entire episode is a joy [and if the time didn’t “take”, go to 8:00]:
The Loaded Goat
I did not write this. This is in reference to: Super Luigi Volume 3: The Voice of a Princess
In fact Luigi himself wrote the bookd on his adventures trying to put together the Magic Compass to save Princess Eclair. Honestly this should have been a game... The story was so well put-together. And we never did get to meet this Princess Eclair... I want to know what she looks like. This seemed so touching, I had to draw this. The words are so sweet.
In a Thousand Year Door kick so give me a partner and I will answer
What I like about them
What I dislike about them (if anything)
Headcannons
Relationships with other partners
Relationships with NPCs (if any)
Favorite ship (if shipped)
Least favorite ship (if any)
Placement in my main au
Partners you guys can ask me about:
Goombella
Koopa
Madame Flurrie
Vivian
Yoshi Kid
Admiral Bobbery
Ms. Mowz
Spunky (the combined version of two of Luigi’s scrapped partners)
Blooey
Jerry
Hayzee
Torque
Screamy