My man @haichdraws made some beautiful Blonkers fanart. Since he’s not posting it, I guess I am! (With his permission of course)

Read this and die -Word Bound virus alert

I’m worried.

Ever since I hacked your devices, I’ve been watching.

Not every day – I’m not crazy. Just now and then.

To be fair it’s quite difficult looking at some of you.

Worse than my cracked mirror.

You should take better care of yourself.

  Age shall not weary

  There’s a lot of you seem to be ageing quite quickly.

I wonder if it’s because you’ve been reading my blog.

Do you find that you…

Extra fools needed for the Anecdote provision service

  I am quite lucky to be, what most would consider, a bumbling fool.

It really helps with my work for the anecdote provision service.

Nearly everywhere I go I am able to collect new anecdotes for my job.

If you decide to start working for them too, I have got two standard anecdotes for you to use now.

Remember – it’s easier if you pretend to be me.

  Rules and Waiting Rooms

  Rule No 1 of the…

Youth is wasted on the Young #1linerweds

Oscar Wilde said the young know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

The quote I’ve added to has the same sentiment but I wonder if the same could apply at all stages of life.

There is always someone who is ahead of you, who knows more than you, until one day, the game is over.

Let’s hope we are able to consider one day whether my quote is true.

  Is it Oscar?

  I must have been in…