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ugh you know me so well here we go <3 once again both lists in no particular order. i am listing videos and describing specific moments within them

spommy:

how much do normies know about sci-fi?: underrated classic imo. two things here - first of all, every time spencer says 'thomas' warms my lil heart. second of all, the jizz incident. 'tommy fell for the jizz. the answer IS actually jizz <3' but just generally every time they banter. LOVE them.

office nightmares | reading reddit stories: bestie boos the girls are gossiping. they are giving shayne's gay older brother and his boyfriend vibes in this video. don't ask me who is who. chit chatting, so enthralled in what the other is saying, at times seem to be having a conversation shayne is not involved in, but also 3000 feet apart on the couch. the vibe is so weird and i love it. anyway top moment is the 'i had cysts' story when the crew dedicates it to tommy and spencers just kinda like 'its okay buddy <3 so true <3 haha backstory <3'

tommy & spencer play 2 truths 1 lie: the blueprint. literally could not not make this list. i think we all knew it was coming. that video is laced w some kind of crack. what were they doing there. anyway favorite moment? 'my favorite thing ab you is right between your legs my guy.' bc of course <3

this left off so many good ones but extra special bonus shoutout to 'tommy bowe is dead | the funeral roast' for obvious 'slay the boots down house mama werk charli xcx snatch my wig' related reasons

amangela:

once a cheater, always a cheater | reading reddit stories: i know i know another reddit video but 1. i love them 2. the dynamic here is SO FUNNNN like even between all three of them but amangela esp. during the one story angela basically climbs into her lap (and rightfully so it made me equally unhinged). their body language is SO personal.

how to cut an onion without crying: 'anyone who has no money or lots of money can do it. angela? you'll be fine!' SOOOO outta pocket. honestly and lets do this they're in together is top tier but this moment lives in my mind rent-free

try not to laugh challenge #114 - the musical: i think we all know the exact moment. 'but we work on each otherrrrrrr - in the bedroom!' man that soldier and that fbi agent were really in love its a shame they can never hang out. anyway their energy this whole video is so funny its one of my faves

this was so hard but anyway. slay.

museum thief x curator:

how likely am i to write it: i LOVEEEE this! do i have the brain power for it. no probably not. would i like to think i do. i wish! 4/10 for i Might make an attempt but i seriously doubt that i'll finish it LNDNFLKNF but i would read The Hell out of it

who i’d write it for: HMMMM here's the problem damien is so museum curator coded to me and i am trying to like. align someone in my mind to be the museum thief. spamien? damian? chamien? my brain keeps snagging. but i am fascinated by this tbh

rivals-to-lovers:

how likely am i to write it: oh buddy wait 'til if we keep score comes out ummm 10/10 <3

who i’d write it for: well. i am pre-biased to say spommy bc of iwks. but also amangela of course <3

being mistaken for a couple:

how likely am i to write it: awh i love this one!! so much room for pining here... like a 9/10!

who i’d write it for: this could legit be any couple tbh DKLKLFNFKLN i could see this working for any of them. but i see in my mind like friends who do pda already so like. kimney or spourtney for this one fellas. courtney is so unaware of what they do to a mf ya know

oh BOY im so glad you've asked.

SO most of the smosh cast are in bands!! i won't spoil whos in what (maybe i will who knows) BUT the bands are the chosen (obviously), an alternative rock band on the way up; ftc, an indie trio making severe sad girl music; koalition, a hip-hop group and longtime friends of the chosen; coventry, a girl group making some excellent punk music; a thus unnamed band (i just dk what to name it yet ill take suggestions), a brand new pop group entering the competition last minute; and, of course, smosh, a punk-pop duo thats pretty self explanatory 🤪

truly tragic that that one is excluded BUT. understandable. here we go!

the quiet game challenge | the challenge pit: this video makes me lose my MIND specifically when arasha jumps into amanda's arms and angela gets SO mad... comedy.

our favorite game from tik tok | board af: that sound game: angela and amanda: *killing each other* / arasha: :) this is fine. totally fine.

who wrote these rules? | board af: moose master: 'BE GENTLEEEEEE' 'amanda you take this' 'WHY she has so many less than me' '..... nvm arasha you take it'

try not to laugh challenge #123 - simon says: the entirety of the smosh convention bit but specifically the third time around which included amanda's 'come at me. i am IMPORTANT.', angelas 'who is this WOMAN', and arasha's 'thank you so much for our sponsors today <3'

we get revenge on each other: i may not be able to have the scammer era, but i can have the sequel! specifically angela's 'i lied better'. the absolute INSANITY of angela psychologically torturing arasha. and amanda's absolute joy. OBSESSED w this dynamic.

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❄️Share a snippet from a WIP of your choosing.

It all starts on a rainy Saturday. Night has fallen, leaving the air dreary and cool. Amanda can hardly see out her kitchen window; she just hears the cacophony of raindrops and tree branches scraping up against it. The kettle on the stovetop whistles, and she reaches for her mug and teabag and goes about making her tea.

☔Is there a fic concept you have that you’d like to just explain and share because you’re not sure you’ll ever write it? If so, what is it?

okay so. i actually wrote this one down in a google doc with the intention of writing it but idk i have so many fics on the up SO. i have a vision. in my mind. of a noir detective spommy au. with private detective spencer who's fucking tired of the beat and who just lost his partner on the job so now he works alone, independent of the force. and up-and-coming plucky reporter tommy bowe who always manages to be on the wrong side of an inside scoop. feat. sardonic mean girl coroner kiana, upbeat personal assistant kimmy, and shayne topp as the long-lost partner who haunts our heroic lead...

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the reason behind that is i crave intimacy ! SKSKEKE no no but fr i Love getting my hair touched / played with / even and especially cut, and i wanna go into cosmetology. so of course i was thinking ab haircuts and how intimate of an experience cutting someones hair is AND how much trust you have to have in someone to let them do that, esp when they're not profesionally trained, so... ta da! ive also just never read a fic like that so i thought it was a really interesting take.

cruel summer

okay i need you NEED YOU to stay with me on this - drifter, travelling, cool kid chanse who never wants to get attached to anyone. stoner, chill, waiter in a small town noah who falls in love at first sight. chaos, drama, goofiness, and a summer fling ensue. (am i the only one who gets this ship? maybe so. but i stand by it.)

a body to live in

this gives me like... almost a character study of courtney?? like just ab being comfortable in your body esp w gender identity and expression. i could get behind some like side pairing introspective with it to - maybe kimney!!

silk chiffon

LIFES SO FUN LIFES SO FUN-- ykw it may be bc its you asking but this is SO courtrasha beach date fic vibes. thanks muna, courtrasha anthem unlocked