okay, hear me out: blacksmith!jaskier.
like, maybe heās the owner of his own shop (smithy? forge?), maybe heās apprenticed to someone elseāeither way, he works in a little town, proooobably somewhere close to kaer morhen?
(sina, you may be saying that this point, jaskier loves to travel! he likes to see new things and meet new people and cause trouble! how could he stand to stay in one place his whole life? not a problem! shopkeepers arenāt confined to their shops, are they? especially if heās an apprentice. i propose that he takes semi-annual journeys to travel to more far away towns and sell his wares there and maybe chase a few skirts while heās at it)
so anyway, blacksmith!jaskier. heās actually more of a jeweler sort of personāhe likes beauty, likes art, and while he can see and appreciate the skill it takes to create a sword or a kitchen knife, he doesnāt really find his calling in creating chamberpots. but alas, see: small town, so this is the best place for something approaching an apprenticeship that he can find.
one day, heās minding his own business in the back of the shop (smithy??), re-sharpening a knife for a nice old lady who dropped it off a day or so ago, when the master blacksmith storms in and gestures for him to get out. jaskier has long since learned that the master blacksmith is a man of few words, so he troops out to the front with no small amount of exasperation and confusion.
and lo and behold, there stands a witcher in his entrance.
āfix it,ā he grunts (bc jaskier is, of course, cursed to work only around people who canāt be bothered to string together more than five syllables at once) and drops the literally shattered remains of a sword on the counter.
jaskier stares. dented swords, heās seen. theyāre close enough to a big city that theyāve occasionally gotten the odd knight looking for a cheaper alternative to city-internal smithies. but shattered? and in so many pieces? āiād really just advise you buy a new sword at this point, good sir,ā jaskier says slowly. āi could use this as scrap metal and make you a new one, but it wonāt be the same sword.ā
the witcher grunts. jaskier waits expectantly for any more input, but only several seconds of silence follow. āgreat,ā jaskier chirps, injecting as much false cheer into his voice as he can. āiāll just... take that as a yes.ā
so he gets the witcher a new sword (a softer alloy this time, and one that hopefully wonāt shatter at low temperatures like this one did), deducts the price of the scrap metal from the asking price of the sword, and sees the witcher on his merry (sullen, silent) way.
except the witcher keeps coming back.
jaskier has no idea whyāitās not like they offer services that any other smithy doesnt. all he does is sell the witcher (geralt of rivia, he eventually learns from town gossip) swords, the witcher grunts through jaskierās admittedly meaningless chatter, and then he leaves. occasionally, he shows up twice in one month (once before a hunt to get his sword repaired, and then once after for the same), and then he leaves.
itās utterly baffling.
but then theodore moore, the cheapskate bandit who passes through twice a year in order to spend all of his illegitimate money, drowns in the river while heās stumbling through the forest drunk.
and then people start disappearing.
it takes until the little girl from down the road disappears while sheās picking flowers in the forest for the townspeople to seriously consider the idea of hunkering down and waiting for someone to take care of the problem. jaskier even rides to the nearby city and posts a request for help. maybe geralt will see it.
they spend half a year avoiding the river like the plague, but then people start disappearing from the town squareānext to the fountain. then thereās talk of killing the beast themselves, but none of them know what itās weak to.
when geralt shows up in the smithy one afternoon, white hair brown with dirt and skin smeared with mud, jaskier nearly cries. āthank god youāre here,ā he says, and heād laugh at geraltās look of confusion if it werenāt for the circumstances. āwe have a job for you.ā
if heād thought geralt was a wall to talk to before, itās nothing when compared to how quickly geralt stiffens and closes off. jaskier didnāt even know that geralt had been slowly relaxing around him until right then, and a pang of regret echoes through him. āwhat is it,ā he says flatly.
āa man drowned in the river last year,ā jaskier explains. āand now six people are dead.ā when geralt turns around without another word, jaskier has to scramble around the counter and tug him back. āwait, you canāt just leaveāpeople are dying.ā
geralt stares at him, unimpressed. ādo you want me to kill it from in here?ā
oh. jaskier laughs weakly. āof course, how could i have doubted you, master witcher.ā
geralt turns to leave again and actually looks a bit annoyed when jaskier holds him fast. āwhat is it now?ā
āiām coming with you,ā jaskier says firmly.
at least geralt doesnāt laugh in his face. āno.ā
ālook,ā jaskier begins, and swears that he sees geralt roll his eyes. āiām notātrained in combat, per se, but i can strike a few blows. i work with swords for a living! i can be backup?ā
āthis isnāt a game.ā the furrow between geraltās eyebrows grows the slightest bit deeper, like the worldās tiniest frown. āyou could die.ā
āiāll keep out of the way,ā jaskier throws in cajolingly. heās not sure why heās fighting so hard to join in on an expedition that will very likely lead to his death, but now that heās started, he may as well go all in.
geralt just grunts and pulls his arm out of jaskierās grasp, but he doesnāt do anything to stop jaskier when he grabs a sword and a scabbard and follows on his heels.
(this is where geralt wows jaskier with his fancy silver sword, and jaskier hardly needs to do anything other than gape on the sidelines as geralt dispatches theodore mooreāa drowner now, he reminds himselfāwith brutal efficiency)
jaskier ends up arguing for higher pay for geralt bc of course he does, and manages to get geralt to sit down for a pint of ale in the tavern. jaskier travels but he doesnāt travel, and although geralt isnāt the best conversationalist, he does have some tales.
this ends with jaskier puzzling his way around making a silver sword and maybe getting a mage to imbue it with some magical runes or whatever it is that they do in their ivory towers, and he presents it to geralt the next time he comes by. geralt, being geralt, doesnāt do much else than take it with him while heās leaving, but jaskier sees it strapped to his back the next time he stops by in the town, and geralt actually asks him to repair it at some point (!!) which is not smth that heās ever done before.
geralt also starts bringing jaskier things which jaskier is utterly delighted by because it means that geralt has been paying attention while jaskier rambles at him the few times that they manage to sit down in the tavern together. this continues on for years and years and jaskier steadily grows fonder and fonder until he has a Realization one day when heās looking at a sunflower and thinking abt how it matches the color of geraltās eyes that goddamn heās in love with a witcher.
(my Actual Prose runs out here but iām envisioning jaskier putting those jeweler skills to use in fashioning geralt useful but also pretty pieces of jewelry as courting gifts until one day jaskier is just like āgod youāre so fucking dumbā and just kisses him happily ever after the end)















