Everybody posting about the trials & tribs of 2019 and how they gonna smash their #2020goals & THIS floated across my desk today. Pretty much the high point of my 2019, I mean you know ur jenny from the block when some #okboomer bitterman sicks their chihuahua on you because your dick is bigger than theirs. The other thing that cracks me up is how #cleavageforlikes triggered millennial white girl is constantly referencing their "haters". haha you think you got #haters ??? #bitchplz Also it appears as though IG is turning into Twitter? you just tag a whole bunch of accounts in your posts? I mean I do it on Twitter unabashedly but never really considered it cool on IG but hey if everybody's going to do it to me, I'll start doing it. You got a problem with that? Fuck winegirl IG... we'll start our own pod. Just because I don't particularly want to see #wineblogger's tits and ass doesn't mean I'm anti-engagement. My personal goal for 2020 is to land a spot on #winefolly's top 10 #winegram's to follow, but I can't decide if I want to knock Haley's cellar (actually 7 bottles in a #livelovelaugh rack on the refrigerator) off the list or the dudes who drink #LVMH in a bathtub together. I like Veuve yellow way better than Mezzacorona and I like chubby brunettes almost as much as gay dudes so I'm kinda torn. I gotta get a hat tho. All the cool kids have one. Found a beautiful 3XXX Resistol the other day that would flatten nicely but it was black, and there's already one of those in town. Anyway, here's to a great 2020 and #WWIII & kelli's amazing rack & jacquelyn's oven & tay's shoes & brooke's #illuminati one-eye & the siamese twins in LA & #garyvee having empathy & mccollister's hot wife & corktransition's budding boobies & 008 opening way better wine than you & marissa's claw problem & demi's tunnels & tomo's perfect 10:10 & everybody with 'bordeaux' in your name losing 10 lbs & #drinklikeamillionaire's widewalkers & rupal's vaseline & alex's stop-action & harvard having a bigger dick & gini pulling her jeans up higher & rat tightening that clamp & noelle writing another blog about my dog & dame smiling bigger & brian being more pensive oh and MOAR BLOCKS (at Morro Bay, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B64FNRIHxlG/?igshid=14nic9cxnn2yc
