#bitching intensifies

Like, Loki is never, EVER skimpily dressed.

He/She a fucking ice giant raised Asgardian. Go through all the comics, go through the movies. Short sleeves is NOT in his/her wardrobe. Sometimes, on occasion, cleavage in female form. That’s it. That is IT.

Fur lined capes and armor is the order of the day.

And yeah, blah blah, you’re doing a uniform variation CoulsonMod so you’re not exactly being precise yourself. Yes I am, but I’m not putting Coulson in navy blue bootyshorts and a tanktop am I?

So this past Monday, my movers arrived with my stuff. They laid down path protection, and I expected some dust and grime. Cardboard and paper, you know.

For all intents, the floor didn’t LOOK that dirty. We’re talking a fake wood floor, those knock together vinyl tiles. That’s fine, I can dig it. A broom sweep didn’t even fill a dustpan.

And then, I tried to swiffer it and the swiffer pad came up black.

Six swiffer pads, in an apartment kitchen area, came up black.

So, I’m finally now to the point where I feel like the floor is flirting with the concept of clean. Swiffer pads are still coming up grey, but grey in streaks. And now I’m out of swiffer pads.

Total cleaning products used:

A box and a half of swiffer wet pads

A bottle and a half of hard surface cleaners (combo of Better Life, and Meyer’s concentrate)

An entire box of swiffer steamer pads plus the demo ones, 22 in all.

Understand. This is a 950ft square apartment. This is kitchen, living room, hall and bathroom. and it’s still not perfectly clean.

Write sex scenes all the time for fanfiction.

Struggle to write a sex scene for an original fiction.

Of all the stupid fucking things to fuck shit up. It’s not even that it’s a threesome. I’ve wrote threesomes a lot too because I have a Pepper/Tony/Loki series for fuck’s sake. Why is it easier to write the fucking thousand year old mentally ill Jotun than my own goddamn character?

I have no idea how to write Von Doom and I've now probably got to deal with Von Doom in my frostiron series.