carmelizing onions (rahul kohli, preference)
A/N: Inspired by the absolute GOD of gifs for the Dev Patel community @binickandros, you absolute genius.
Based around this post.
Ravi Chakrabarti (iZombie, 2015-2019)
- You couldn't not laugh. You really couldn't.
- This is from the man who thought brown sugar was the same as regular sugar, and not mixed with molasses.
- In his defense, it's weird to know about sugar, but caramelized onions...
- You asked him to assist in the just once in the kitchen, and found him happily spreading your target-brand caramels over the chopped up onion in the pan.
- He looked so proud. He looked so damn proud that of course you ate it.
- This was luckily one of the few times that sweet DID add to the meal, but you told him after what it *actually meant*.
Owen Sharma (The Haunting of Bly Manor, 2020)
- Girl...GIRL
- He's a literal chef, he's got this on lock, he'll caramelize all the onions you want.
- He's patient! He'll stand there all day getting the perfect shade of golden brown for your meal.
- Your skills include, microwaving cheese quesadillas, and using a blender, but that's all.
- Literally all you have to do is ask for something complex and *chef-y* and he'll make it happen.
Hassan El-Shabbaz (Midnight Mass, 2021)
- This man would do anything for you. That's just how he is.
- So when it comes time to make your favorite dish (featuring caramelized onions), he researches.
- He watches youtube videos, he reads pretentious little blogs about how to get it how he wants it for you, and he does.
- He'll never let up that he did so much research
